欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S03E21
Part 5
Nov. 16, 2020, 8:12 p.m.
**A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist*
*弹珠高手 腕若柳条
**How do you think he does it*
*诀窍在哪里
**I don't know*
*我不知道
**What makes him so good*
*什么让他如此之棒
**Well, he ain't got no distractions*
*他专心致志 心无旁鹜
**Can't hear no buzzes and bells*
*两耳不闻 世间杂声
**Don't see lights a-flashing*
*两眼无视 天地光芒
**He plays by sense of smell*
*嗅觉帮他 常胜不倒
**Always has a replay and never tilts at all*
*重复演练 少说多做
*That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
*他失明聋哑 却是弹珠高手
**He's a pinball wizard*
*他是弹珠高手
**There has to be a twist*
*其中必有诀窍
**A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist*
*弹珠高手 腕若柳条
**He's a pinball wizard*
*他是弹珠高手
**He's scored a trillion more*
*他的记录 傲视群雄
**A pinball wizard*
*弹珠高手
**The world's new pinball lord*
*新的弹珠之王
**He's scoring more*
*傲视群雄
**He's scoring more*
*傲视群雄
**More, more, more, more*
*傲视群雄
**I thought I was the Bally table king*
*我曾自居 弹珠之王
**But I just handed my pinball crown to him*
*但我将王冠 拱手相让
**To him*
*拱手相让
**To him*
*拱手相让
I have a confession to make.
我要坦白一件事
I am a show choir junkie.
人家超爱合唱团的
Some people follow football;
有些人喜欢橄榄球
some people follow the NCAA basketball tournament;
有些人喜欢全美大学生篮球巡回赛
some people follow the daily goings-on
而有些人则喜欢日常的平凡琐事
in the life of their wife and children.
比如老婆孩子啦
Not me.
人家可不一样
I follow competitive high school show choir.
我是竞争激烈的高中合唱团比赛的忠实粉丝
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, my God!
等等 我勒个去
Seriously? Did you blog just about me
搞毛线啊 你在最后一首歌♥的时候
during that last performance?
把我的照片发博客了
You're welcome. It's already got over three million hits.
不用谢噢亲 已经有超过三百万的点击量了
And secondly, if you don't love show choir,
再说了 你要是不喜欢合唱团
then what exactly are you doing here, Lindsay Lohan?
那你到这是干嘛来的 琳赛·罗翰
If you have to ask
你竟然问为什么一个
why a 12-time Teen Choice Award nominee
获得十二次青少年选择奖提名的人
is a celebrity judge,
能当明星评委
then you don't really understand what the word celebrity means.
那你压根就不知道明星二字怎么写
I was robbed for Freaky Friday.
姐因为《辣妈辣妹》一炮而红
And I'm here, Perez,
佩雷斯 我来这里
because I care about young artists
是因为我关心那些
chasing their impossible dreams.
追逐无望之梦的年轻人
I know them.
我了解他们
I feel them. I was them.
我和他们感同身受 他们就是曾经的我
So, I'm here to support them unconditionally.
所以我来无条件地支持他们啊
Let's get down to business.
来谈正事吧
We need to narrow our choices down to the top three.
我们得把选择范围缩小到前三名
I, for one, was really moved
我个人真的被
by the Scale Blazers' haunting medley homage
高攀正运队那绕梁三日的向星光快车致敬
to Starlight Express.
的音乐打动
**Starlight Express*
*星光快车
**You must confess*
*快告诉我
**Are you real*
*你是真是幻
**Yes or no*
*是真是幻
You know who I was really impressed with?
知道我对哪支队伍印象最深刻吗
The New Directions.
新航向乐团
They had so much energy. It was awesome.
他们是那么的激♥情♥四射 太赞了
Oh, but gosh, last year in New York, they choked.
哎呦不过 去年在纽约他们可是栽了
They didn't even crack the top ten.
他们连前十名都没进
I liked them,
我喜欢他们
but they weren't the best singers and dancers.
但他们唱歌♥和舞蹈都不是最牛的
They are likable.
他们挺讨人喜欢的
And is there anything better than someone making a comeback?
而且卷土重来这种事不是大家最喜欢的吗
Please.
拜托
The New Directions were horrible.
新航向乐团挫死了
Jim Steinman should never be allowed
看看他们把《车灯中的天堂之光》
to write another song again.
唱成什么鸟样子了
I'm for Vocal Adrenaline all the way.
我鼎力支持肾上腺乐团
I think that Unique kid is a star.
那个"独一"是个明星啊
He's like Tina and Ike Turner... Together.
他就像是蒂娜·特纳和埃克·特纳的... 结合体
Exactly. Again.
正解 又来了
Just imagine how much it would mean
想象一下能看到一个黑人中的李玉刚
to those poor unfortunate outcast kids
在全国电视台上带领自己的队伍赢得冠军
to see him/her on national television
对于那些矮挫穷的屌♥丝们
leading his/her team to victory!
该是多么振奋人心的一件事
This isn't televised.
这场比赛又不上电视
What?
什么
This thing isn't even televised?
这比赛竟然没有电视播放
I am in full imagery- rendering mood here, people.
那我打扮成这样是来搞毛啊
I show up here and there's not even a red button to push?
本姑娘亲自驾临 居然没有《X音素》的红按钮
And a chair that can spin me around?
或者《美国之声》可旋转的椅子吗
Or I can then point at a kid onstage and yell,
否则我怎么能指着台上的选手大声说
"I would work with you!"
"我要带你晋级"
Really? I'm seriously firing my manager.
搞什么飞机 我真要炒了我的经纪人了
Can I use that as an exclusive?
我能把这当独家新闻吗
Absolutely not.
没门
This is serious.
我在说正经事
These are kids' dreams on the line out there.
我们可是在决定着孩子们的梦想啊
Do you know what it looks like
你们知道孩子们的歌♥唱梦想
when a kid's show choir dreams are disrespected?
被无视是怎样的滋味吗
Mm-hmm.
嗯嗯
This is what it looks like,
就是我这个样子
and it really hurts.
这相当伤人
We need to vote now.
我们得投票了
I need to get back to my computer ASAP.
我必须尽快回到我电脑前
The Duggars are pregnant... again.
道格斯竟然又怀上了
Fine by me.
我无所谓
I know who I'm voting for.
我决定好投谁了
What about you, Fonger?
你呢 小方
Ladies and gentlemen,
女士们先生们
five minutes to our award ceremony.
离颁奖礼还有五分钟
Please return to your seats. Excuse me, Ms. Tibideaux.
请尽快就位 打扰一下 缇碧戴尔小姐
I'm Jesse St. James, the coach of Vocal Adrenaline.
我是肾上腺乐团教练 杰西·史蒂芬·詹姆斯
I auditioned for you two years ago.
我两年前参加过您的面试
You said I showed promise.
你说我很有前途
And you probably did.
你也许的确有前途
I see hundreds of people every day.
我每天面试上百人
Good day to you.
再见
No, I'm not here for me.
不 我不是为了自己来找您的
I heard that you came here today to see Rachel Berry.
我听说您今天来看蕾切尔·贝里的演出
And there's something you need to know about her.
有些事您必须知道
Rachel's the most talented person I've ever met.
蕾切尔是我遇见的最有天赋的女孩
Bar none.
绝对是
If anyone's gonna be a star someday, it's her.
未来她一定会是一个巨星
She'll make an excellent contribution to NYADA.
她将会对纽戏做出卓越贡献
You won't regret it, I promise.
我保证你不会后悔
Anyway, thanks for your time.
感谢您能抽空
Giants in the Sky.
《空中巨人》
You did "Giants in the Sky" from "Into the Woods".
你演唱了《丛林深处》中的《空中巨人》
You ran into obstacles with your breath work,
你在调节呼吸时遇到了障碍
and your diction wasn't crisp enough
而且你的吐字不够清脆
to handle what is arguably Sondheim's most challenging work.
难以驾驭这最具挑战性的作品之一
But your passion and your vocal range were admirable,
但你的激♥情♥和音域都令人赞赏
Good luck to you.
祝你好运
And now it's time to announce the winner of
即将宣布的是本届比赛的
this year's individual show choir MVP award.
最具佳合唱团成员得主
欢乐合唱团（2009）
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