欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S03E13
Part 2
Nov. 16, 2020, 8:09 p.m.
This is Joseph Hart, but you guys can call him Joe.
他刚刚转入McKinley
He just transferred here to McKinley.
对 我猜我是二年级学生 我以前一直
Yeah, I guess I'm a sophomore. I've been homeschooled
在家自学 但直到去年我意识到
my whole life, but this past year I realized
我最好的朋友是我妈
my best friend was my mom,
所以我决定我得走出来
so I decided I wanted to get out
体验这个世界
and experience the world.
Joseph
Joseph
刺青是什么 圣经名言
What's with the tats? Bible quotes.
我的每一个恐怖战队机器人都是用圣经的章节来命名的
And each one of my dreads is named after a book of the Bible.
你一定是在开玩笑吧
You have got to be kidding me.
我也弹吉他 但我只知道基♥督♥教的歌♥
I play guitar, too, but I only know Christian stuff.
我爸爸只听脱口秀 还有我们没有电视
My dad only listens to talk radio, and we don't have a TV.
你们大家介意我脱鞋子吗
You guys mind if I take off my shoes?
我以往去学校都是赤脚的
I'm sort of used to going to school barefoot.
就像年轻时的耶稣一样
It's like the teen Jesus
我很庆幸这有另一个兄弟在这
I'm just glad there's another dude around here.
我注意到Shane
I notice that Shane
不是上帝使团的一员
isn't a member of the God Squad.
-真有趣 -好 就此打住 Sam
- That's interesting. - Okay, that's enough, Sam.
好了 我们最后一项是
All right, so our last meeting
来讨论社区服务的
we talked about opportunities
并好好分♥析♥一下
for community service.
额 情人节就快到了
Uh, Valentine's Day's right around the corner,
既然合唱团的事儿可以缓一缓
and since the Glee Club turned it down,
正好有一个空档来做唱歌♥电报（用歌♥唱的方式传递消息的电报方式）
there's an open slot for singing telegrams.
我们4个唱歌♥
All four of us sing,
少年耶稣和我弹吉他
and Teen Jesus and I play guitar,
我想我们可以用那些钱来
so I thought we could use the money to
认领一段公路或者举办个旧鞋回收义卖♥♥会什么的
（公路认领计划就是鼓励志愿者认领一段公路并负责清理公路垃圾，作为交换可以在这段公路上竖一个写有自己名字的路牌）
adopt a highway and start a shoe drive.
赞成
Praise.
这是宗教节日 比如在这情人节里
It is a religious holiday... St. Valentine's and all that.
我很乐意给这个学校展现做一个基♥督♥徒很酷的一面
And I'd love to show this school that it's cool to be Christian.
我们不全是一户一户推销圣经的人
We aren't all just door-to-door
像我爸那样
Bible salesmen, like my dad.
那好 都同意咯
All right, all in favor?
确实很公正啊
Righteous.
等一下 你要带谁去 Sugar的情人节派对
Wait, which one are you gonna take to Sugar's V-Day party?
她们全部
All of them.
整个妇女联谊会吗
The entire sorority?
她们喜欢自称自己是"E-Z-Dee-Zees"（出自Bee Gees的音乐书名）
They don't call them the "E-Z-Dee-Zees" for nothing.
哥接下了清理她们的游泳池的差事
I got the gig cleaning the sorority house swimming pool,
之后我看穿了那些熟♥女♥
then I sawed through those chicks
喜欢怪异的性感龙♥卷♥风♥
like a freakin' sex tornado...
-一个房♥间接着一个房♥间 -你好强
-room to room. -You're amazing.
我可是专业的
I'm a professional.
在体验真爱这方面
Tried the true love thing...
比如和某老师
With a teacher.
-那不是我的真爱 -那么 Blaine肯定是我的真爱
- Wasn't for me. - Well, it is for me.
而我也显然是Blaine的唯一
And apparently it's for Blaine, too.
看 即使他在病床上 这周每天他都会给我寄
Look: even from his sick bed, he's managed to send me
一张新的情人节卡片
a new Valentine's Day card every single day this week.
上面说 “来自你神秘的仰慕者”
It says "From your secret admirer."
好浪漫
So romantic.
哦
Oh.
噢
Ooh.
猩猩邮件?
A gorilla gram?
给我的
Pour moi?
“给Kurt”
"To Kurt.
“来自你神秘的仰慕者”
From your secret admirer."
又一封
Again.
额 我想知道到底是谁
Well, I wonder who it could be.
你能告诉我这是谁寄的么 情人节猩猩
Will you tell me who it is, Valentine gorilla?
你看 Puckerman 这就是你所错过的
You see, Puckerman, that's what you're missing out on:
真爱
True love.
你的伴是谁 Rory
What about you, Rory?
你打算跟谁去Sugar的派对?
Who are you taking to Sugar's party?
Sugar
Sugar.
等等
Hold up.
你最好有个"B计划"什么的 因为我占了压倒性的优势
You better have an option "B" because I'm all over that.
你也打算跟Sugar一齐去?
You're going with Sugar?
当我邀请她的时候
As soon as I ask her out,
她一定会飞快地答应我的 我坚信着
and she says yes, which I'm sure she will
因为...我不是要故意伤害你啊 爱尔兰小伙子...
because... I don't mean this to sound mean, Irish...
但没人能听明白你说的是什么话
but nobody understands anything you say.
扯蛋 妞们都喜欢有口音的人
Baloney. Chicks dig accents.
不好意思 但那是什么意思? 我听不太明白你的话
I'm sorry, what was that? Couldn't quite make it out.
兄弟 没必要打起来吧
Fellas, there's no need to fight.
你们把正妞都带来
You can just pick up the girls
她们都会倒在我Puck的温柔乡里的
that fall off old Puckerosaurus here.
这是幸运草 娃子
This is a four-leaf clover, kid.
因为你将会需要
'Cause you're going to need
花光你所有的运气
all the luck you can get.
尔朝子民们皆携此周游?
Do you people just carry those around?
让我解决掉你吧 Flanagan氏Rory
(Road House,电影《威龙杀阵》)
Let's Road House, Flanagan.
♪L就像腼腆的目光 对我不敢直视♪
L is for the way you look at me
♪O就是透过这空间 我眼中只有你♪
O is for the only one I see
♪V就是世界上最最 最特别的事情♪
V is very, very extraordinary
♪E就是比起其他事 我在乎的是你♪
E is even more than anyone that you adore
♪爱情就是我能给予你的一切♪
And love is all that I can give to you
♪爱情不是两人间的一场游戏♪
Love is more than just a game for two
♪相爱的两人能战胜一切困难♪
Two in love can make it
♪偷走我心的人请别让我心碎♪
Take my heart and please don't break it
♪因为爱情本应只属于你跟我♪
Love was made for me and you
Love was made for me and you
♪L就像腼腆的目光 对我不敢直视♪
♪O就是透过这空间 我眼中只有你♪
O is for the only one I see
♪V就是世界上最最 最特别的事情♪
V is very, very extraordinary
♪E就是比起其他事 我在乎的是你♪
E is even more than anyone that you adore
♪爱情就是我能给予你的一切♪
Love is all that I can give to you
♪爱情不是两人间的一场游戏♪
Love is more than just a game for two
♪相爱的两人能战胜一切困难♪
Two in love can make it
♪偷走我心的人请别让我心碎♪
Take my heart and please don't break it
♪因为爱情本应只属于你跟我♪
Love was made for me and you
♪因为爱情本应只属于你跟我...♪
Love was made for me and you...
♪爱情万岁♪
Love.
情人节快乐
Happy Valentine's Day.
你给我的情人节礼物是你的电脑?
You're giving me your computer for Valentine's Day?
是曲单
It's a playlist.
都是些我记忆尤深的好歌♥
With all the songs that I hear in my head
都是在我跟你在一起或者在想你的时候就会听的歌♥
when I'm with you or when I'm thinking about you.
情人节我想DIY一张CD送给你
I wanted to make you a CD for Valentine's Day,
但一直都没什么人帮我弄 所以...
but this is as far as I got without any help, so...
噢 我只给你弄了个封面
Oh, and I made you a cover.
Brittany
Brittany.
真心感谢
Thank you.
不客气
You're welcome.
我年轻貌美的蕾丝边们啊!
Teen lesbians!
我有话要跟你们说
I must see you
所以现在马上来我的办公室
in my office, right now.
这算是个什么鸟东西!
This is such bull crap!
我跟Brittany怎么就不能在光天化日之下亲亲了?
Why can't Brittany and I kiss in public?
只是因为我们是俩女的?
'Cause we're two girls?
请别把这一切都
Please don't make this about
归咎到你们是女同这个原因上
your sapphic orientation.
只是这样公开展示这些会有不好的影响的
This is about public displays of affection.
任何同性亲密行为
PDA simply has no place
在Mckinley高中是无法容忍♥的
in the sacred halls of McKinley High.
我们接到投诉
We've had complaints.
对我们的投诉? 什么时候
About us? When?
最近就有很多次...
欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee
剧集 | 欢乐合唱团（2009） | 导航列表