night school Glee Club,after hours.
于是我邀请他来看看我们是如何激昂魅力
So, uh, I invited him to come watch us get our duende on.
魅力
Duende?
矮人的意思 笨蛋
Ugh, it means "dwarf," you ass.
这下我倒迷惑了 任务到底是什么
Now I'm completely confused.So what's the assignment?
用西班牙语富有魅力地歌♥唱
To sing, in Spanish,with duende.
字面上确实是矮人
Which, yes,literally means "dwarf,"
同时也表意为
but metaphorically, it means
拥有西班牙灵魂
to have Spanish soul.
充满西班牙激♥情♥
To be filled with Spanish passion.
Will 可以让我
Will, can I...
-同他们开始了么 -当然 好的
ÿhablar con ellos?That's... right.
富于魅力的表演会彻底转变你
A performance with duende transforms you.
让你引吭高歌♥ 让你恸哭 让你大笑
Makes you sing, makes you cry,makes you laugh.
让你想亲吻你所爱之人
Makes you want to kiss a person you love.
一首西语歌♥必须充满魅力
A song sung in Spanish must have duende,
或者其他说法
or else...
-能否为我们表演一场 -神呐 求你了 说好
Would you mind showing us?Oh dear God, please, yes.
请随意
Be my guest.
好的 不过我可没你们这么专业
Okay. Well, I'm-I'm not a professional like you guys,
我来试一试 好的
but I'll give it a go.All right.
大伙
Now, guys, uh...
注意 Martinez先生来者是客
remember, Mr. Martinez is here as our guest, okay?
我们得营造舒适和支持的气氛
Let's create a safe and supportive environment.
一 二 三 四
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!
♪当我外出♪
♪ Cuando salgo a andar
♪吸引女孩的目光♪
The girls be looking, like,"Ahi esta"
♪我在这里♪
Yo se I got it aqui
♪穿着新行头 走在街上♪
Walking down the street in my new La Freak, yeah
♪看我独领风♥骚♥♪
This is how I roll
♪野性热裤 让她们臣服♪
Animal print pants,fuera de control
♪睁大眼睛看好 用我的大绝招
And check me out con mi big Afro
♪李小龙式的魅力将你迷惑♪
Y como Bruce Lee, right,got the glow, yo
♪女孩 跟我一起摇摆♪
Girl, look at that body
♪女孩 跟我一起摇摆♪
Girl, look at that body
♪女孩 跟我一起摇摆♪
Girl, look at that body
♪哥练过的♪
I-I-I work out
♪女孩 跟我一起摇摆♪
Girl, look at that body
♪女孩 跟我一起摇摆♪
Girl, look at that body
♪女孩 跟我一起摇摆♪
Girl, look at that body
♪哥练过的♪
I-I-I work out
♪无论走到何处♪
Cuando hago mi entrada
♪我都是目光的焦点♪
This is what I see
♪好的♪
Okay
♪所有人都对我驻足观赏♪
Todo el mundo para pa' mirarme a mi
♪我强抑裤下的冲动♪
I got passion in my pants
♪害怕按捺不住这激♥情♥♪
And I ain't afraid to show it
♪显露出来 出来 出来♪
Show it, show it, show it
♪我知道我很性感♪
I'm sexy and I know it
♪我知道我很性感♪
Soy sexy y lo sabes
♪当我在商场走动♪
Yo, vacilón en el mall
♪保安都无法赶走追逐我的粉丝♪
Security just can't fight them off
♪当我身着泳裤游走海滩♪
Hanging out at the beach,I'm in a G-stro
♪阳光闪耀我的脸颊♪
Trying to tan my cheeks
♪这就是我的魅力♪
This is how I roll
♪小妞 美女 都跟我走♪
Vamos, ladies,it's time to go
♪一起去酒吧狂欢 美女们不要紧张♪
Nos fuimos pa' el bar,baby, go, look suave
♪脱掉衣服 脱掉鞋子 服务于我♪
No shoes, no shirt,como quiera me sirven, what?
♪女孩 跟我一起摇摆♪
Girl, look at that body
♪女孩 跟我一起摇摆♪
Girl, look at that body
♪女孩 跟我一起摇摆♪
Girl, look at that body
♪哥练过的♪
I-I-I work out
♪无论走到何处♪
Cuando hago mi entrada
♪我都是暮光的焦点♪
This is what I see
♪所有人都对我驻足观赏♪
Todo el mundo para pa' mirarme a mi
♪我强抑裤下的冲动♪
I got passion imy pants
♪害怕按捺不住这激♥情♥ 显露出来 出来 出来♪
And I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it
♪显露出来♪
Show it
♪我知道我很性感♪
I'm sexy and I know it
♪瞧好了♪
Check it out
♪动起来 伙计♪
Do the wiggle, man
♪摇嘞 哥们♪
Es el maneo, man
♪我知道我很性感♪
Soy sexy y lo sabes
♪女孩 跟我一起摇摆♪
Girl, look at that body
♪女孩 跟我一起摇摆♪
Girl, look at that body
♪女孩 跟我一起摇摆♪
Girl, look at that body
♪哥练过的♪
I-I-I work out
♪女孩 跟我一起摇摆♪
Girl, look at that body
♪女孩 跟我一起摇摆♪
Girl, look at that body
♪女孩 跟我一起摇摆♪
Girl, look at that body
♪哥练过的♪
I-I-I work out
♪我知道我很性感♪
I'm sexy and I know it.
-情况是这样的:Sam和我好过一阵子 -然后我搬走了
- Here is the problem: Sam and I used to date. - Then I moved away
现在么 和FK两兄弟搭伙过日子
And now I'm bunking at Finn and Kurt's.
我也投入了一场新的热恋
And I started dating another guy who I really like.
但是眼下我们接吻了
But then she and I kissed.
我心里那叫一个困惑啊
And I feel really weird about it.
我琢磨着怎样可以找到一个
Just trying to figure out a way
不会伤害任何人的办法来把这事解决
to work this out without anyone's feelings getting hurt.
实际上 你们真走运
Actually, you're in luck
因为我刚从印刷商那儿
because I just got my new series of pamphlets
拿到了新的心理辅♥导♥系列小册子
back from the printer,which uniquely address
这里面专门针对你们21世纪当下的年轻男女问题有专门讲解
the modern-day issues of today's 21st century teen.
恩 好的
Yes. Okay.
你的劈腿情结?
"So You're a Two-Timin' Ho"?
你的独恋劈腿情结?
"So You're Dating a Two-Timin' Ho."
没错吧?标题很醒目,不是么?
Right? They get your attention, don't they?
我觉得 这样会让你们更有阅读的欲望
I mean, that... that really makes you want to read on.
Pillsbury小姐 我不是那种轻浮的女生
Miss Pillsbury,I don't sleep around.
这不是我的风格
That's not me.
-好的 -我只是试图去和自己的心灵沟通
-Okay. -I'm just trying to listen to my heart,
而结果就是我得不到任何他要转达给我的讯息
and it's like I can't hear what it's trying to tell me.
那么 如果你真的渴望倾听
Well, if you really want to listen,
那你就要沉下心灵
then you need to stop talking.
我说真的
I'm serious.
如你所知 当下社会里有很多
You know, there's a lot of communication
沟通的方式
in your lives these days.
发简讯 IM或者脸书等等
With texting and IM'ing and Facebooking,
话句话说 你没有给心灵任何纯粹安静的时间
I mean, you don't have any quiet time
来做出明智的决定
with yourselves to make informed decisions
还有表露你的真情实感
on... on your true feelings.
比如这样
For instance.
Sam刚推特说我散发着芬芳
Sam just tweeted that I smell good.
我不会停止追赶你的脚步滴
I won't stop till it's trending.
我的建议是
This is my point.
我觉得你和Sam应该和对方先隔离一周
I think that you and Sam should spend a week
不要和对方说话
not speaking to each other.
不发电邮 简讯 任何交集都不要有
No e-mails, no texts, nothing.
我相信 这段冷漠期结束后
And I think, at the end of that week,
你们自然会做出一个足够明智的决定
you'll have a much better idea of what
来自你的内心真实转述
your true feelings are.
嘘 嘘 不要 不要
Shh, shh. No. No.
现在就开始
Starting... starting...
现在
now.
好耶
Hooray.
不说话哦
Not speaking.
姑娘们 棒极了
All right, ladies.
快去找个池子好好凉快一下
Go run and find a swimming hole to dunk those behinds in
顺便让那些躲在后面多时的登徒子好好爽爽
'cause those donkey booties need to cool off.
此刻 虽然我不是一个读心者 Sue Sylvester
Now, I ain't no mind reader, Sue Sylvester,
而且我来自一个非常迷信的家庭
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