欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S03E20
Part 1
Nov. 16, 2020, 8:12 p.m.
So here's what's you missed on Glee:
《欢乐合唱团》前情提要
Kurt pulled a last-minute switcheroo for Carmen Tibideaux
科特在卡门·缇碧戴尔的面试中改变曲目临场发挥
and nailed his NYADA audition,
搞定了纽戏面试
while Rachel tried her old "Don't Rain on My Parade" Standby
蕾切尔则献上她的备用老曲目《风雨无阻》
which we've all heard now, like, a bajillion times,
我们也都听得耳朵起茧了
and she totally choked.
结果她唱到一半却卡住了
Bieste admitted that her husband Cooter hit her,
碧斯特承认丈夫库特对她使用暴♥力♥
but she lied and said she left him,
但是她骗大家说她离开了他
when actually, she stayed.
实际上她并没有走
Puck isn't graduating, which he pretends not to care about--
帕克今年不能毕业 他装作不在乎
I'm too stupid.
我太傻了
But a while back, he told everybody
但是不久前他才告诉大家
that graduating high school was something
高中毕业这件事儿
he was really looking forward to.
他真的很期待
The Glee Club's been ignoring Tina all year long.
合唱团让蒂娜坐了一年的冷板凳
Tina won't mind being recast. No, she won't.
蒂娜不会在意换角的 对 不会的
Actually, she kind of got ignored last year, too.
事实上 她去年也总被当做人肉背景
Actually, Tina's sort of been ignored the whole time
铁板钉钉的是 蒂娜一直都被大家忽视着
and she's been in the New Directions!
但是她可是新航向合唱团的
since, like forever.
元老级人物
The first time she got a solo, she insisted she was bad
她第一次有独唱机会时 坚称自己不行
and forced Mr. Shue to give the song to Rachel,
强迫小舒老师把那首歌♥给了蕾切尔
and ever solo since, she's either gotten booed
从那之后每次独唱 她要么被嘘下台
or started crying uncontrollably.
要么不由自主哭起来
No one noticed that she went from dressing punk
没有人注意到她的穿着从朋克风
to dressing Goth to dressing like a go-go dancer
走到了哥特风 又换成了六十年代
in '60s Swinging London.
伦敦卖♥♥艺女
She even got Mike Chang into college,
她甚至帮助麦克·张进了大学
and she hardly got a thank you.
却连句谢谢都没得到
Sometimes people don't even seem to know her name.
有时候大家甚至不知道她叫什么
Girl Chang... Tina Blowin' Wang...
姓常的 蒂娜·爆♥炸♥头·王
Asian Horror Movie!
贞子
And that's what you missed on Glee.
这就是《欢乐合唱团》上集剧情
Porcelain, Weezy, you created a monster.
瓷娃娃 爱哭鬼 你们创造了一个怪物
and lauding Vocal Adrenaline
狂热赞美肾上腺乐团
for their ongoing commitment to diversity.
一直以来坚持成员多样化路线
But Jessie St. James was against Unique performing
但是杰西·史蒂芬·詹姆斯反对独一
as his true magical self.
以他的真正人格演出啊
No, we were the ones who convinced him to do that.
对啊 是我们说服独一去展示自我的
Well, then, you only have yourselves to blame.
那你们要怪只能怪自己
And the liberal media.
还有过于开放的传媒界
Not really. It was your idea.
屁咧 明明是你指使我俩的
I have no memory of that.
我一点都不记得了呢
In any case, Unique is now a show choir celebrity.
不管怎样 独一现在是合唱表演界名人了
He/She will trounce us at Nationals,
他/她将在全国赛上痛击我们
and I will lose my Cheerios!
我也会把我的啦啦队大权
To Coach Roz Washington.
败给罗兹·华盛顿教练
I will not let that happen.
我绝不会让这事儿发生的
We have but one choice left to us:
我们现在只有一条路可走了
It's time to fight fire
是时候
with the flaming flames of additional flamey gay fire.
在基情火焰上再添一把熊熊基火了
Porcelain, you will wear this flapper dress
瓷娃娃 你要穿上这件闪光裙
and perform at Nationals as Porcelina.
在全国赛上以雌娃娃亮相
You already have the lady gait and the lady voice,
你已经有了娘到爆的步态与声线
and you'll have to start smoking, though,
就是还得抽烟减减肥
because this dress is a size two.
因为裙子是小号♥的
Okay, just because I'm gay does not mean
好吧 就因为我是同性恋
I like to dress up like a woman.
不代表我就喜欢穿女装
Oh, come on.
别搞笑了
What about Halloween, Kurt?
万圣节那次怎么回事 科特
Trick or treat! Ba-da bing!
不给糖就捣乱 捣乱乱哦
Ay, what's a guy gotta do
叔叔要怎样做
to get a candy situation up in here, huh?
才能让人来吃我的棒棒糖呀
Okay, that was a Halloween costume,
拜托 那只是万圣节服装而已
and it is a far cry from
这跟在全国赛舞台上
starting out on the stage at Nationals in a dress.
穿女装表演完全是两码事
Which is absolutely out of the question.
这要求大大的不行
Well, then, the New Directions! will lose.
你不♥穿♥的话 新航向合唱团就会输哦
Hate to say it, kiddo,
我也不想说得这么难听 孩子
but if we want to beat
但我们要是想在全国赛上
Vocal Adrenaline at Nationals,
打败肾上腺乐团
it's tuckin' time.
只有穿女装哦
**When I look into your eyes*
*凝视你的双眸
**It's like watching the night sky*
*犹如仰望深邃夜空
**Or a beautiful sunrise*
*亦如眺望旭日东升
**There’s so much they hold*
*如此深刻
**And just like them old stars*
*仿佛那古老星辰
**I see that you've come so far*
*我深知你历尽艰险
**To be right where you are*
*终有今日
**How old is your soul?*
*你的灵魂几多沧桑
**'Cause even the stars they burn*
*纵然星辰亦会燃烧殆尽
**Some even fall to the earth*
*甚而坠落天际 落地成埃
**We’ve got a lot to learn*
*泱泱世界 待你我去发现
**God knows we're worth it*
*一切的付出 上帝明鉴
**No I won't give up*
*我绝不言放弃
**I don't wanna be someone who walks away so easily*
*不愿半途而废 轻易放手
**I'm here to stay and make the difference that I can make*
*决意守护于此 力求改变
**And in the end, you're still my friend
*最终 我们仍为挚友
**At least we did intend for us to work*
*仍努力寻求心灵的契合
**We didn't break, we didn't burn*
*并未分道扬镳 反♥目♥成仇
**We had to learn how to bend*
*学会宽容相待
**Without the world caving in*
*并未互相伤害
**I had to learn what I’ve got, and what I'm not*
*我将学着了解 我的得失
**And who I am*
*我的本质
**I won't give up on us*
*在你我之间 绝不言放弃
**God knows I'm tough*
*上帝知我坚不可摧
**Enough*
*足够强大
**We got a lot*
*泱泱世界 待我们
**To learn*
*去发现
**God knows we're worth it*
*一切的付出 上帝明鉴
**I won't give up on us*
*我们不离不弃
**Even if the skies get rough*
*纵使风云变幻
**I'm giving you all my love*
*愿为你倾尽所有
**I'm still looking up*
*我将永远满怀期待
You've reached the office of Carmen Tibideaux,
您已拨通卡门·缇碧戴尔办公室
Dean of Vocal Performance, at the New York Academy
纽约艺术戏剧学院 声乐表演系
of Dramatic Arts.
系主任
Please leave a message after the tone.
请在铃音后留言
Hi, Madame Tibideaux,
缇碧戴尔女士 您好
this is Rachel Berry calling.
我是蕾切尔·贝里
I understand that 14 messages is a lot,
我明白连续十四条留言太过莽撞
but I just wanted to make sure
我只是想确认一下
that you got the muffin basket that I sent
您是否收到了我送的松饼篮子
as well as the invitation to come and see my show choir
还有请你来芝加哥看我们合唱团
perform at our Nationals in Chicago.
全国赛表演的邀请函
Every year, the judges give out an award for an MVP,
每年评委都会颁奖给最有价值歌♥手
and I would really love it
我很想您能亲自来
if you could be there to watch me win.
看我获奖
If anything, just to show you
没别的事 只是想告诉您
that what happened at my audition was a fluke
我在面试上的表现只是偶然失误
and that I do have the talent and the ability
我确实有天赋和能力
to study with you next year at NYADA.
来年在纽戏跟着您学习
I... I understand that asking you to make the trip is a lot,
我...我明白让您去芝加哥有点唐突了
but I'm just... I'm really not ready
但是我真的不准备
to give up on my dream, so...
放弃自己的梦想 所以...
Thank you very much.
非常感谢您
Nationals.
全国赛
Okay, song selection:
好啦 选歌♥
We'll be kicking off our "Vintage" Theme
要踢爆本次比赛主题"年代"
with the legendary Jim Steinman's
就用传奇人物吉姆·史坦曼的
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