消消气（2000）

Curb Your Enthusiasm S09E04

Part 5 Oct. 3, 2020, 1:49 p.m.

having the same therapist.
越来越事儿多了
Gotta say, you're looking sharp, sweetheart.
不得不说你太帅了宝贝儿
I like this three -piece. I like the whole look.
我喜欢这身儿三件套整体很搭配
- Yeah? - This slims you.
-是吗？ -显瘦
It holds you in, it's great.
这套修身很棒
- I... - Where'd you get that? Barneys, you said?
-我... -你从哪买♥♥的？巴尼斯？你说过吧？
- Barneys Warehouse sale. - Barneys Warehouse sale?
-巴尼斯清♥仓♥甩卖♥♥ -巴尼斯清♥仓♥甩卖♥♥？
How the fuck did you know about Barneys Warehouse sale?
你♥他♥妈♥怎么知道的巴尼斯清♥仓♥甩卖♥♥？
Uh, Larry told me.
呃拉里跟我说的
- Larry told you about Barneys Warehouse sale? - Yeah.
-拉里告诉你的巴尼斯清♥仓♥甩卖♥♥？ -对啊
I find that very difficult to believe.
我觉得难以置信
- Why do you even give a shit? - Larry! Lar!
-你为什么关心这个 -拉里！拉里！
Come over here.
过来
There's always something up with you two
你们俩总是有点儿事
that I can't trust, you know that?
让我不能相信你知道吧？
Did you tell Jeff about Barneys Warehouse sale?
你跟杰夫说过巴尼斯清♥仓♥甩卖♥♥吗
- Yeah. - Where'd you hear about that from?
-说过啊 -你是怎么听说的？
That's so not you.
这可不像你
Uh, I can't say.
哦我不能说
What do you mean you can't say?
什么叫你不能说？
I can't say who told me about Barneys Warehouse sale.
我不能说谁告诉我的巴尼斯清♥仓♥甩卖♥♥
I'm not at liberty to say.
我不能说
It's a fucking sale, Larry.
这他妈可是甩卖♥♥啊拉里
Who gives a shit? Just tell me who told you.
管他呢？告诉我谁跟你说的
No, I will not and cannot tell you
不我不会也不能跟你说
who told me about Barneys Warehouse sale.
谁告诉的我巴尼斯清♥仓♥甩卖♥♥
All right, this is sounding like bullshit now.
好啊这现在听来就是屁话
This sounds like another one of your mishegoss bullshit thing.
这又是你编出来的鬼话
- It's not. Just tell her. - That is confidential information,
-不是这样的跟她说吧 -这可是机密
which I will never reveal under any circumstances.
我任何情况下都不会说的
Larry didn't tell you about Barneys Warehouse.
拉里没有跟你说过巴尼斯清♥仓♥这事
- He told me about Barneys. - No, he did not.
-他跟我说过 -不他没有
That I cannot say!
我不能说！
Not today, not tomorrow, not ever!
今天不能明天不能永远都不能！
- That's it! - All right, you're a fucking liar, Jeff.
-就这样吧！ -好吧杰夫你这个该死的骗子
- I'm not a liar! - There's something you're not telling me.
-我不是骗子 -你有事瞒着我
Dr. Templeton!
坦普顿医生！
- Hey! - Honey, I'll be right in.
-嘿！ -亲爱的我马上进去
Hey. Listen, I... I happened to overhear that conversation
嘿听着我...我恰好听到你们的对话
and I'm very appreciative that you respected
我很感谢你遵守了
the patient -doctor confidentiality.
患医保密协议
Hey, you're welcome.
嘿不客气啊
You know, when somebody tells me something,
你知道的但凡有人告诉我些事儿
I take it to heart.
我就记在心里
Glad to hear that.
听你这么说我很高兴
You know, I noticed
你知道吗我注意到啊
when I said hello to you earlier,
刚才跟你打招呼的时候
I gave you a very hearty hello
我很走心地跟你说哈喽
and your response was kind of grim.
你的回应却很冷淡
- Was that a funeral hello? - Well, very observant.
-那算是葬礼时特有的问候吗 -哦你还真是善于观察
It was a downward nod indicating a solemn hello
我向下点头严肃地跟你打了招呼
as opposed to an upward nod
跟向上点头可不一样
where it would be a more joyous occasion.
向上适用于轻松愉快的场合
Gotcha. So, you're not mad at me?
懂了那你并没有生我气？
Oh, no, no, no, I'm not... I'm not mad at you at all.
哦没有没有没有我...我一点儿都没有
Have you considered my generous offer
你有没有考虑我的提议
to go chair shopping with you?
一起去买♥♥把新椅子？
I have considered it, yes, and I am declining it.
是的我考虑过了我不打算去
- Huh. - I think if I go chair shopping,
-呵 -我觉得如果要去买♥♥椅子的话
I'll... I'll do it by myself.
我会...我会自己去
- Thank you. - Well, you'll be making the same mistake all over again.
-谢谢你 -好吧你要重蹈覆辙了
You'll have a substandard chair
你又会买♥♥一把质量差的椅子了
and a lot of unhappy clients.
还会遇到很多不满意的客人
That presumes a mistake was made initially.
如果第一次没做错就不叫重蹈覆辙了
- Hmm. - Now, if you'll excuse me,
-呵 -抱歉了
Mrs. Templeton is waiting for me.
我太太在等我
- How is Mrs. Templeton? - She's quite well.
-你太太最近还好吧？ -很不错
I'd like to... I'd like to meet her.
我很乐意...很乐意见见她
I don't think that is necessary, really, Larry.
我觉得没这个必要真的拉里
- Do you? - Cheryl tells me that she met her.
-是吗？ -谢丽儿告诉我她见过你太太
Oh, yes. Cheryl and Mrs. Templeton are quite friendly.
哦是的谢丽儿和我太太关系不错
So, why can Cheryl meet her and not me?
那么为什么谢丽儿能见她我却不能？
- I don't get that. - Well, Mrs. Templeton has already indicated
-我不太明白 -好吧我太太已经明确表示
that she would rather not meet you.
她不愿意见你
Hmm. Well, in any event,
呵好吧不管怎样
please give my regards to Mrs. Templeton.
请代我向你太太问好
I probably won't.
我可能不会
Well, if you change your mind, Lionel, you'll let me know.
好吧莱昂内尔如果你改变主意了跟我说哦
Oh, Larry.
哦拉里
Would it be all right if you continued
你继续称呼我坦普顿医生
to refer to me as Dr. Templeton?
可以吗
Shalom and welcome to the celebration of life
大家好欢迎大家到此参加
of Kenny Funkhouser.
肯尼冯克豪瑟的葬礼
We begin today with the traditional memorial prayer,
我们首先进行传统的祭奠祷告
Kel Maleh Rachamim.
仁慈的上帝
- Hey, that's my seat. - What are you talking about?
-嘿这是我的座位 -你说什么呢？
I reserved... I reserved that seat.
我订了...我订了这个座位
I gave the guy 20 bucks to reserve... look, here's the sign.
我给了那伙计20块预定的...看这有标识的
- You threw it on the floor? - Fuck the reserved sign.
-你把它扔地上了？ -去他妈的标识
This is a memorial service, not a Knick game.
这可是追悼仪式不是看球赛
- Respect the reserved sign. - This is the worst seat in the whole house.
-请尊重预留标识 -这是整个屋子里最差的座位
- I did it because the bathroom's 10 feet away... - Look. See?
-我坐这里因为这儿离卫生间只有10英尺... -看瞅见了吗？
It's a reserved sign. You can't just throw it on the floor.
这是预留标识你不能随便扔地上
It should say "asshole," not "reserved."
这上应该写"傻♥逼♥"而不是"预留"
Do me a favor and beat it, will ya?
帮帮我吧快走吧好吗？
- Just get outta here. - I got a fatwa I gotta deal with, here.
-快滚开 -我还要在这儿应对法特瓦呢
- I need that seat. - I'm sorry about your fatwa,
-我需要这个座位 -我也替你难过
but I got a problem with my urinary tract.
但是我的排尿系统有问题
You always have to have the good seat, don't you?
你总是要坐在好座位上是吗？
Always. That was my seat! You took it again!
一直如此这可是我的座位！你又占了！
- It wasn't your seat. - You took it again!
-这不是你的座位 -你又占了！
You took it again! You took it again!
你又占了！你又占了！
- Shh! - I didn't.
-嘘！ -我没有
The Lord is his portion.
主和他同在
What happened to the seat?
我的座位怎么回事？
- I gave you $20. - May he rest in peace.
-我给了你20块 -愿他安息
I know, I reserved it, but he just ignored it.
我帮你留了可是他完全不管
- Amen. - Amen.
-阿门 -阿门
Get him outta there!
让他走开！
- He's a mourner. - He's not mourning!
-他是来吊唁的 -他才不是
If he's mourning, it's 'cause he's losing his hair on the top.
他唯一会追悼的只有他脑袋上的头发
- That's what he's mourning. - I'm an usher, I'm not a bouncer.
-他只会悼念那个 -我是引座员不是门卫
Okay, you know what? Forget it.
好吧算了
You're the last usher I ever bribe.
我再也不会贿赂引座员了
Fear not death. We are all destined to die.
不要害怕死亡我们都难逃一死
- We share it with all who ever lived. - Is this taken?
-生者皆如此 -这儿有人坐吗？
- It's reserved. - Oh, okay, great.
-有人 -好吧
Death is better than a life of pain,
死亡好过终生痛苦
- and eternal rest than constant sickness. - Oh, hello, Mrs. Templeton.
-永恒的安宁好过长♥期♥的病痛 -你好啊坦普顿夫人
Larry, do not address Mrs. Templeton.
拉里不要跟坦普顿夫人说话
I hope you're enjoying truffle season.
希望你松露季过得愉快
- Larry, find a seat. - Okay.
-拉里快找个位子 -好的
- ... as a grain of sand... - Sorry.
-...就像一粒沙... -抱歉
- ... the good things in life... - Who's she?
-...生活中美好的事物... -她是谁
- I'm Kenny's cousin. - It's none of your business, anyway.
-我是肯尼的表姐 -这又不关你事
- Go find a seat. - Why didn't you save me a seat?
-找个座儿 -你们为什么不帮我留个位子？
You didn't ask me to save you a seat.
你又没让我帮你留
- Hey. - Sorry, sorry, sorry.
-嘿 -抱歉抱歉
I'd like to bring forward Kenny's uncle,
下面请肯尼的叔叔
Martin Funkhouser, who would like to say a few words.
马蒂冯克豪瑟来说几句