消消气（2000）

Curb Your Enthusiasm S09E06

Part 6 Oct. 3, 2020, 1:50 p.m.

Yeah, but just the way the Titanic went down, this thing went up.
是的但是就像泰坦尼克下去了一样这玩意儿上来了
It's the same... it's the same thing. They're both accidents.
一样的... 一样的原理都是意外
So, you're saying your penis is like the Titanic?
所以你是说你的阴♥茎♥就像泰坦尼克？
In a manner of speaking, yes. I think they're... they're comparable.
从某种角度来说是的我觉得... 可以做比较
This is... this is really unprofessional.
这真是... 真是太不专业了
I'm very uncomfortable right now. Oh, this is unprofessional?
我现在很不舒服这叫不专业？
You think I'm comfortable when you're standing in the dressing room
你觉得我换裤子的时候你站在更衣室
when I'm changing my pants?
我舒服吗？
It's called a concierge service.
这叫私人订制
I've never heard of that before in my life.
我这辈子都没听过这种说法
I'd like you to leave, Larry.
我希望你离开拉里
I'll go, yeah. Yeah.
好我走好
Okay. May... may I have my pants?
我可以... 拿我的裤子吗？
Here.
给
You know, I gotta say, the waist is a little big.
我觉得腰有点肥
Get out.
出去
I'll wear them with a belt. I'll put a belt on.
我系根皮带就行了
What's the score?
比分多少？
14-7.
14比7
This Dr. Winocur I was telling you about?
记得我跟你说过的温诺克医生吗？
So, get a load of this.
听好了
"Hi, Mrs. Downing, it's Dr. Winocur.
"嗨当宁夫人我是温诺克医生
Even though I had to cut my round of golf short,
虽然我得在打高尔夫的时候中途离开
I'm glad I saw you the other day.
我还是很高兴那天去看了你
Be sure to take all the medicine as I prescribed it."
请一定按照处方服药"
Another accidental... Text on purpose.
又是故意发的... 误发短♥信♥
Wow. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
难以置信难以置信
This is some doctor.
这算什么医生
They should take this guy's license away.
真应该被撤销执照
He was on a plane, there was an emergency, he didn't help out.
他在飞机上有人突发疾病他都不肯帮忙
Person fucking choking, having pains in their chest,
都他妈窒息了胸口疼
you get the fuck up. You've sworn to a Hippocratic Oath.
你得站出来啊宣过希波克拉底誓词的
Sworn to it. Get the fuck up. Unless they got diarrhea
宣誓了的站出来除非有人拉肚子
or some shit like that. If they announced that,
或者其他什么类似的如果广播说
"Hey, we've got a passenger who has diarrhea
"有乘客腹泻
and it's uncontrollable and it's all over the fucking place,"
无法控制拉得到处都是"
I can see the person sitting there and, "Actually, fuck that.
我可以理解他坐着想 "去他的...
I don't feel like dealing with diarrhea right now."
我现在可不想管拉肚子"
I think you're gonna have a good time.
我觉得你会很开心的
I hope so.
希望如此
I like that outfit you wore. I really do.
我喜欢你这件衣服真的
There's Larry.
拉里来了
Just go inside. Ignore him. Do not give him attention.
进去吧无视他不要理他
Ignore him? That's a 14-foot-long cock.
无视他？那可是个四米多长的鸡♥巴♥
Hey, pervert. Hey.
嘿变♥态♥ 嘿
So you get an erection in the dressing room with Rhonda.
你跟朗达在更衣室里的时候勃起了
How lovely. No, Leon sent me a video
真厉害啊你不是的里昂发给我一个视频
of an old Sophia Loren movie from the '60s,
是索菲娅罗兰六十年代的电影里的
and that's what caused it. Rhonda had nothing to do with it.
是因为那个跟朗达没关系
Leon sent you a movie... Yes, yeah.
里昂发给你个视频... 是的
You know how these things happen.
你知道这种事会发生
They... they just occur. Oh, they just occur?
就... 就那样发生了哦就那样发生了？
Just like you drew a giant cock on the side of your car.
就像你在车上画了个巨大的鸡♥巴♥
He drew a penis on my car?
他在我车上画了个鸡♥巴♥？
Fuckin' A... My God!
妈的一个... 老天！
... it's 12 feet long.
有四米长
This guy's unbelievable. Who? What guy?
这家伙真是不屈不挠啊谁？什么家伙？
I don't know. I'm having a fight with this guy.
我不知道我跟这家伙过招呢
He's drawing stuff on my car, messages.
他在我车上乱画写东西
He's telling me to wash it, and...
让我去洗车
Oh, I don't know what you're fucking talking about.
我不知道你♥他♥妈♥的都在说啥
Now he drew a penis... What, did you cowrite "Alice in Wonderland"?
这次画了个鸡♥巴♥... 你是合著了《爱丽丝梦游仙境》吗？
You're a fucking nutcase. Oh, you think I'm making that up?
你真是个疯子你觉得是我编的？
You think I go around drawing penises on my car?
你觉得我会没事干往我车上画鸡♥巴♥？
I'd have to be in Bellevue. She gave me an ultimatum.
我得进精神病院了才会这么干她给我下最后通牒了
It's either you or her.
选你或者选她
Funkhouser's girlfriend did the same thing.
冯克豪瑟的女朋友也是这么干的
I know. Everybody has heard about it, believe me.
我知道所有人都听说了相信我
Who'd you choose?
你选谁？
I chose her. Huh.
我选了她哼
So, listen, just stay away from my girlfriend.
听着离我女朋友远点
Girlfriend?
女朋友？
Oh, dear. Premature girlfriend.
糟糕女朋友叫太早了
Oh, no, I know... no, no, no. Listen, Richard,
噢不我知道... 不不不听着理查德
you know what, I think we're just looking for other things right now.
我觉得我们现在还不是那种关系
I call everybody girlfriend. It's a thing of mine.
我管谁都叫女朋友我就是这样
Hi, girlfriend. Girlfriend, hi.
嗨女朋友女朋友嘿
Honey! Honey, come on.
亲爱的亲爱的别这样
Please, come on. Oh, this is nice.
求你了别这样挺不错的
Oh, well, well.
哦你看看
Look who's here. Hey, Larry.
这是谁来了啊嘿拉里
You remember Bebe. Hi.
你还记得贝贝么嗨
Oh, my, hi. Who could forget Bebe? Good to see you.
哦我的天谁会忘记贝贝很高兴见到你
We hit it off at baggage claim.
我们在领行李时坠入爱河
You hit it off at baggage claim.
你们在领行李时坠入的爱河呀
What a beautiful story. Yeah.
多么美丽动人的爱情故事是呀
By the way, I got that, uh, "accidental text" you sent me.
顺便说一句我收到了你的"误发短♥信♥"了
I didn't send you a text.
我没给你发过短♥信♥呀
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you know you did.
嗯嗯嗯我想你知道你发了
Oh, I sent one to Laura Downing. Oh, yeah.
噢我给罗拉当宁发过一条哦是吧
Larry David. David. The Ds.
拉里大卫大卫也在拼音D里
Yeah, yeah. They're very close, they...
是的是的他们在通讯录里离的很近...
Yeah, it was an accident, Larry. Trust me, please.
是的拉里请相信我这是个意外
And, Bebe... Mmhmm.
然后贝贝... 嗯哼
I would be remiss if I didn't inquire about your condition.
没有询问你的病况是我的失职
You know, every day is a struggle.
你懂的每一天都是煎熬
Mmm. But today, I'm doing good, thank you.
嗯但是今天我控制得很好谢谢你的关心
Good to hear.
很高兴听到你这么说
Are you sure that was an accidental text?
你确定那真是误发的短♥信♥？
Yeah, I'm sure.
是的我确定
Are you sure you have a bladder condition?
你确定你患有膀胱炎？
Yeah, I'm sure.
是的我确定
Okay.
好的
Come on, Bebe. Yeah.
贝贝来走这边好的
Welcome, everyone.
欢迎各位莅临
Thank you for coming to celebrate
谢谢你们前来庆祝
Tip McDougal's 25 years on the links.
提普麦克杜格尔在球场上的25周年
We're gonna start in just a couple minutes,
我们将会在几分钟内开始
so, uh, you know, have a drink,
唔你们懂的小酌几杯
relax, make yourself comfortable.
放松就像在家一样舒服
We'll be back in just a couple.
我们在几分钟之内回来
Hey, everyone. Hey!
嗨大家好嗨
So, what the fuck with the penis on your car?
所以你车上画的大鸡♥巴♥是怎么回事
I don't know. I think somebody on my block drew it.
我不知道我觉得是我们小区的人干的
Oh, really? Yeah.
喔真的么？是的
That is so inappropriate. Oh, God.
这太不得体了哦天呀
Hi, Richie.
你好老理
Hey. How you doing?
嘿你怎么样呀？
Where's Rhonda? She left.
朗达呢她离开了
Huh. You did the premature girlfriend.
你过早地叫了女朋友
You can't say "girlfriend"
你不能称她为‘’女朋友‘’
until you've dated somebody 12, 15 times.
在你和她约会12、15次之前
Yeah. Marilyn, am I right? It's gotta be...
是吧玛丽莲我没说错吧必须要...
Yeah, yeah. Ah.
好吧好吧呃
Hey, Funk Man, would you, uh...
嗨冯克兄你能...
would you mind passing the bread this way?
能把面包递给我么？
Would you mind asking Marty to pass the bread?
你介意给马蒂说让他递一下面包么？
Marty, please pass me the bread. I'm famished.
马蒂请把面包递给我我快饿死了
Marilyn, just for tonight,
玛丽莲只是今晚
would... could you give him an exemption
你可不可以豁免