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Curb Your Enthusiasm S09E09

Part 4 Oct. 3, 2020, 1:51 p.m.

Great.
太棒了
I have a couple of calls to make to the West End before it closes.
在伦敦西区关门之前我要打几个电♥话♥
Yeah, all right, give me the room. Thanks.
是好的吧给我一点空间谢谢
- This is just the beginning. - Yeah.
-这才刚刚开始 -是呀
- Awesome. - See you.
-太酷了 -再会
- Thank you. - Okay, thank you.
-谢谢你 -好感谢
Ugh, how can you eat that thing, Riggs?
呃里格斯你怎么能吃那个东西呢？
Hey, it's breakfast, the most important meal of the day.
嘿那是早餐一天里最重要的一顿饭
What's the name of this show?
这个剧叫什么？
- "Chicago Homicide." - Oh, my God, you poor kid.
-《芝加哥凶杀案》 -哦我的天你个可怜的孩子
It's not that bad.
没那么糟
- People love it. - Two bullet wounds to the chest...
-人们喜欢它 -两颗子弹在胸口留枪伤...
- People love this? - Mm -hmm.
-人们喜欢这？ -嗯
People will watch anything with "Chicago" in the title.
人们会看以"芝加哥"为标题的任何东西
- It's been proven. - Yeah.
-这已经被证实 -是呀
Yeah.
是
Ow. Could this couch be any more uncomfortable?
噢这沙发还能再不舒服点儿吗？
- You could have a new couch. - And that's gonna require people...
-你可以换一张新的 - 这就会要求别人...
- Oh, that's annoying. - ...lugging something
-哦这很烦人 -...搬东西
up the stairs, lugging this out.
上楼把它搬出去
I can't stand to see people doing manual labor in front of me.
我无法忍♥受有人在我面前做体力劳动
- Movers in particular. - Right. Right.
-尤其是搬家公♥司♥ -对是呀
- Wow. - A piano.
-喔 -还有钢琴
- Nightmare. Tears. - Oh, my God.
- 噩梦哭出声了 - 哦天呀
I wouldn't get a piano just because
我不会买♥♥钢琴只是因为
I wouldn't want them to move the piano into my house.
我不会让他们把钢琴搬到我家的
- That's so stupid. - It is, but it's true.
-那太蠢了 -是呀但是那是真的
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
哦天呀哦天呀
Interesting, the things I'm learning.
真有趣我了解你这些心思后
Just like talking to all your friends the other night.
就像那天晚上和你所有朋友谈话一样
They were so, uh, nice. That was fun.
他们真是太好了蛮好玩的
- Yeah, it was fun. - Mmm.
-是的这很有趣 -嗯
Except maybe...
也许除了...
at the end when you were talking about those guys.
最后你在谈论那些男人的时候
Susie loves those stories.
苏西喜欢这些故事
- I don't know why. - Yeah.
-我不知道为什么 -是呀
I guess I kept thinking...
我猜我一直在思考...
what if... what if that was me she was talking about?
如果...如果那是我的话她会说什么呢？
Well, I won't talk about you, Larry. Don't worry.
呃我不会说到你拉里别担心
Is there anything you've observed thus far or noticed
有什么是你迄今观察到或注意到的
that you might wanna talk about at a dinner party?
你可能想在晚宴上说些什么？
No. Everything's completely just regular.
不一切正常
They're too much trouble. I'm officially done dating.
他们太麻烦了我以后不约会了
- "Regular." - If I get lonely, I'll just rent a penis.
-"正常" -如果我感到孤独我就会租条阴♥茎♥
Ah! That is a... an unapproved "penis."
啊！这有一个...未经审查的"阴♥茎♥"
I'm so sorry, I gotta call this in before they...
我很抱歉我必须打这个电♥话♥ 趁他们还没...
It's Bridget for Bill.
我是布丽奇特找比尔
No, he knows why I'm calling.
不他知道我为什么找他
You hear something?
你听到什么了么？
Sorry, I didn't... I...
对不起我没有...我...
Yeah.
是啊
No, tell him I'm holding for him.
不告诉他我在等他
Don't let him get away.
不要让他离开
- You're so thirsty. - Oh, my... what?
你太渴了哦我...什么？
What?! What are you doing here?
什么？！你在这里干什么？
Well, obviously, I'm keeping this plant alive.
好吧显而易见我在让这个盆栽活着
- It's dying here. - How did you get in here?
-它在这快死了 -你怎么进来的？
I have my own keys. You forgot to change the locks.
我有我自己的钥匙你忘了换锁
Okay, I want that key back, okay? And you need to go.
好我想要回钥匙好吗？你可以走了
This is not a college dormitory
这不是学生宿舍
where you can visit years later
多年后你还可以随意进出
and catch up on things.
然后叙叙旧啥的
We don't have alumni weekends, okay?
我们没有校友周末好吗？
I never should have sold this house to you.
我不该把这房♥子卖♥♥给你的
You're destroying it and you're certainly destroying this plant.
你在毁掉它并且你肯定会旱死这颗树
Okay, you listen to me, Shapiro, all right?
好吧你听我说好吗？夏皮洛
- Get out! - All right.
-出去！ -好吧
It's not your house! It's my house!
这不是你的房♥子!这是我的房♥子!
I live here, not you!
我住这不是你！
What a fucking psycho.
他妈的神经病
Fuck me, Tex!
操♥我♥ 特克斯！
You know how she got in? She used her key.
你知道她怎么进来的？她用的钥匙
- You didn't change the locks? - I never changed the locks.
-你没有换锁？ -我从来没有换过
So crazy.
太疯狂了
- Speaking of crazy. - Yeah, I know.
-说到疯狂 -是我知道
- I mean, what the fuck? - It is the new me. I am all in.
-我的意思是你搞什么？ -这是全新的我我豁出去了
- The boots, too? - The boots, too.
-靴子也是？ -靴子也是
I'm going for the whole thing.
我打算换全套的
Women love it. They go nuts.
女人喜欢它她们疯了
The only downside is I gotta keep fucking my wife.
唯一的缺点是我要一直操♥我♥老婆
- Sick of it? - Oh, so sick of it.
-对此生厌？ -哦真的很烦
Yeah. Hey, we gotta talk about this... this meeting with Lin.
是啊嘿我们得谈谈这个...和林的这次会议
- Yeah. - I gotta sit behind the desk today.
-是的 -我今天得坐在桌子后面
- Oh, yeah. - Change the whole dynamic.
-哦是呀 -改变整个局面
Well, you just don't wanna piss him off, that's all I can say.
呃你可不想惹怒他我只能这么说
I'm not gonna piss him off, but, you know, I need... I need...
我不会让他惹怒但是你知道我需要...我需要...
to wrest creative control from him somehow.
以某种方式从他那里夺取创作控制权
He's taking over the whole goddamn thing.
他现在快他妈把整个事儿管完了
Did... did you...
是否...是否你...
- Did you overhear what I... - Yes, I did.
-你能听到我在说什么吗... -是的我能听得到
I hope you'll exercise some receptionist discretion...
我希望你能当个审慎的接待员不要乱说...
Just gotta keep it down.
得降低点音量
Everybody's got such a big mouth.
每个人都大嘴巴
Yeah.
是呀
Nobody can hear anything and keep it to themselves.
没人可以听到任何事情然后不说出去
- Hey! - Oh, look at you.
-嘿！ -哦是你呀
- Nice. - Yeah.
-很好 -是的
Yeah, you can pull that off.
是呀你可以驾驭这个
- You're with this agency? - Yeah.
-你也在这家中介？ -是的
Yeah, I don't know why I bother, though.
是的不过我不知道我还费这劲干嘛
Yeah, it's enough with the acting already.
对啊你快别演了
How long do you have to do it for?
你还准备演多长时间？
- Why don't you quit? Huh? - Nah, I got a few more parts in me, come on.
-为什么不退了算了？哈？ -不我还能演拜托
Every time I turn on the television, I have to see you.
每次我打开电视机都能见到你
It's enough. Retire. Why don't you retire?
真够了退休吧为什么你不退休？
- Yeah. Maybe I... - Huh?
-是呀也许我... -哈？
We gonna see you this weekend?
这个周末我们能见到你吗？
Uh, no, actually, I... I'm not...
呃不其实我...不会见到我...
Cheryl and I are going up to Tahoe.
我和谢丽儿要去塔霍湖
- Oh, we... we went there once. - Yeah, I know.
-哦我们...我们去过一次那里 -是的我知道
She, uh... she told me.
她呃...她告诉我了
Something funny happen in Tahoe?
在塔霍湖发生什么趣事了吗？
No. Uh-uh.
没没有
- Something weird? - No. Nope.
-有怪事？ -不没有
- I think something happened in Tahoe. - Nothing happened in Tahoe.
-我觉得在塔霍湖发生了什么 -在塔霍湖什么都没发生
- What happened in Tahoe? - Nothing happened in Tahoe, Jeff, okay?
-在塔霍湖发生了什么？ -在塔霍湖什么都没发生杰夫好吗？
Can you look at me and tell me nothing happened in Tahoe?
你能不能看着我然后告诉我在塔霍湖发生了什么？
- Nothing happened in Tahoe! - Something happened in Tahoe!
-在塔霍湖什么都没发生！ -在塔霍湖肯定有事！
- Nothing happened! - Trust me, something happened.
-没事发生！ -相信我肯定有什么事
- Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. - Oh! Hey.
-大家好不好意思我迟到了 -哦！嘿
- Great to see you. - Good to see you.
- 幸会幸会 - 很高兴见到你
Oh, great to see this.
哦很高兴看到你这么穿
This is developing. I like it.
搭配越来越丰富了啊我很喜欢
It's working really well. Keep workshopping. It's great.
这身不错多研究研究很不错
Hey, did you get the tickets for the shucker? Oh, I asked.
嘿你拿到给剥壳工的票了嘛？噢我问过了
They weren't... they weren't able to do it.
他们不能…他们没法给票
I'm sorry. They? Who's they?
我很抱歉他们？谁啊？
Yeah, well, you know, I mean,
是啊呃我是说
if it were for you... no problem.
如果是给你的…没问题
You'd go as my guest. It's my pleasure.
你是我的客人能去是我的荣幸