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Curb Your Enthusiasm S09E03
Part 4
Oct. 3, 2020, 1:49 p.m.
- Yeah, with added death threats. - With the death threats, yeah.
-是的 只是加上不断增加的死亡威胁 -加上死亡威胁 对
You know what's happening? I'm feeling, uh, pretty good.
你知道什么正在发生吗? 我现在感觉相当不错
Pretty, pretty good.
相当 相当不错
Compliments of the lady.
那位女士的致意
Oh, my God.
哦 天呐
- You know who that is? - That's Elizabeth Banks, my friend.
-你知道她是谁吗? -那是伊丽莎白班克斯 朋友
She sent you a drink.
她送我喝的
This is what I'm talking about.
这就是我说的
Here it is, right here.
这就是 就在这
Salman, this is... this is unbelievable.
萨尔曼 这...这真是难以置信
So don't talk to me. What are you talking to me for?
所以别和我说话 你和我说话为了啥?
Go talk to her.
去和她说话
Do this. Go for it.
去 快去
- Hello. - Hi.
-你好 -嗨
Cheers. May I join you?
干杯 我能坐这里吗
- Yes. - Although, I should warn you
-可以 -但是我要警告你们
that it might be... it might be a bit dangerous.
有可能会有点危险
- Really? Tell us all about that. - Yes.
-真的吗 和我们说说 -嗯
- Is that Salman Rushdie? - Yes, that's Salman.
-那是萨尔曼鲁西迪吗 -嗯那是萨尔曼
We're the, uh... we're the fatwa boys.
我们 呃 我们是法特瓦兄弟
I just can't believe you're out and about.
我真难相信你大摇大摆地出门了
- In broad daylight. - What am I gonna do, Elizabeth?
-光天化日 -我还能怎么办 伊丽莎白
Look, I'm not gonna walk around with a mustache and a wig.
你看 我又不会戴着假发假胡子出门
- Right? - Yes, you just face the world.
-对吗 -对 要直面世界
Absolutely!
没错
Hello, ladies, I'm the manager.
女士们你们好 我是经理
I really apologize about your lunch being late.
对你们午饭的延误我深表歉意
There was a disturbance in the kitchen.
厨房♥里出了点骚乱
- Ah. What kind of disturbance? - He's not gonna tell you.
-啊 什么骚乱 -他才不会说的
- I am about to tell her. - Yeah, sure, go ahead.
-我正要和她说 -行啊 说下去
Yes, we have a very big kitchen,
嗯 我们的厨房♥是很大的
and we're moving forward now,
现在问题已经解决了
and we're going to get your meal right away.
我们很快就会把你们的饭菜送上来
Can't wait.
等不及了
He hasn't told you one thing about the disturbance, has he?
他还是没有跟你们说骚乱是什么对吗
He hasn't... you didn't tell her about the disturbance,
他没 你还没告诉她们骚乱是什么
- just like last time. - I believe I did.
-和上次一样 -我确信我说了
I've ticked all the boxes...
我回答了所有问题
- You didn't tick one box. - ...of the disturbance.
-你有一个没回答 -关于骚乱的
You didn't tick a box. The boxes are empty.
你没回答问题 完全回避了问题
I beg to differ.
恕我不能苟同
Let's get on to that delicious lunch.
我们还是说回美味的午餐吧
All right, thank you.
好吧谢谢你
- Thank you. Thank you. - It's okay.
-谢谢 谢谢 -没事的
I wanna know everything there is to know about Larry David.
我想要了解拉里大卫的一切
- To the fatwa boys. - To the fatwa boys.
-敬法特瓦兄弟 -敬法特瓦兄弟
He completely changed my outlook on this whole thing.
他彻头彻尾改变了我对整件事的看法
At the end of the conversation,
到谈话的最后
he got up, he ripped off my wig,
他起来摘了我的假发
and said, "Come on, we're going out to lunch."
说 起来 我们去吃点午饭
- Unbelievable! - Welcome. Welcome back.
-难以置信 -欢迎回来
- Look at you, you're back to normal. - Yeah.
-看看你 又回到正常了 -嗯啊
- Yes. - I like the other look better.
-嗯 -我还是喜欢之前的样子
Oh, you know what? She's better every day.
哦 你猜啥？她真是一天比一天好
Pretty good. Anyway, Elizabeth Banks sent a drink to my table.
相当好 说回来 伊丽莎白班克斯给我点了一杯饮料
Oh, my God, I love her.
哦天啊 我爱她
- Oh, she's fantastic. - She's fantastic.
-喔她可棒了 -她很棒
- I know. I went over to her table. - Oh, bullshit.
-我知道 我走到了她那张桌 -扯淡
We had a lovely conversation, and I saw her last night.
我们亲密交谈 昨晚我还见到了她
- She's not interested in you, Larry. - She's swooning.
-拉里 她对你没兴趣 -她昏过去了都
- She's swooning? - She's swooning over me.
-她昏过去了? -她为我神魂颠倒
- You're delusional. - Do you know why?
-你这是妄想症 -知道为什么吗
- Because I'm dangerous, Susie. - Yeah.
-因为我很危险 苏西 -哦
What the hell are you doing here, anyway?
所以你过来要干什么
I think I might've left my sunglasses here.
我觉得我的太阳镜可能掉在这了
You know, the Dr. Strangelove glasses?
你懂的 奇爱博士同款太阳镜
Yeah, would you mind looking for them?
介意帮我找找看吗
Yeah, I would mind looking for them.
我会很介意找找看的
I'm busy looking for a little girl.
我在忙着找小姑娘呢
All right, well, when you're outside,
好吧好吧 当你在外面的时候
you look for Katie, and when you're inside,
你去找凯蒂 你在家时候呢
eh... you look for the sunglasses.
呃 就找太阳镜
You could do both. It's like Jeff's Cubs hat.
两样都能干 就好像杰夫的小熊队球帽
Have you found your Cubs hat?
你找到小熊队球帽没有
No, I have not.
还没呢
I'm sure if you ran across Jeff's Cubs hat,
那我觉得你可以捎带找找杰夫的小熊队球帽
you would call it to his attention.
你就能帮到他
Same thing with the sunglasses.
太阳镜也是一样的事
That's all I'm asking.
我要求的就这些
- Excuse me. I don't give a shit - ...that's all.
-等等 我才不想管 -就这些
about Jeff's Cubs hat...
杰夫的小熊队球帽
...about your Dr. Strangelove glasses.
还有你的奇爱博士太阳镜
I care about this kid, my little sister.
我只在乎这孩子 我小妹
Just keep it in the back of your mind.
这事你放在脑后就好了
Look, I've got Katie in the back of my mind.
你看 我就是把凯蒂放在脑后
I've got the sunglasses up front, Katie's in the back.
脑前记得是太阳镜 脑后是凯蒂
- That's so wrong, Larry. - But it's always in the back.
-大错特错 拉里 -但是一直留在脑后啊
Katie should be in the front for both of you.
你们两个都应该把凯蒂放在脑前
She's not an inanimate object.
她不是什么没有生命的物件
Okay, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do for you.
好了 我告诉你为了你我打算怎么办
I'm gonna move Katie all the way up to the front.
我要把凯蒂一路挪到脑前
I'm gonna give her equal footing with the sunglasses.
让她的位置和太阳镜保持平等
Both in front of my mind.
都放在脑前
Where's my Cubs hat in this scenario?
那我的小熊队球帽怎么办
I can't handle three in the front.
我不能前面放三个
It's too much. It's overload.
太多了 会超载
I'll move Katie back two paces.
那我把凯蒂往后两步走
I'm gonna move your Cubs hat to the front.
然后把你的小熊队球帽挪到前面
That works perfect.
这样就完美了
You two have no compassion,
两个没良心的
have no caring about another human being.
根本不在乎人家死活
There's some partial truth to that.
有一部分道理
- Yeah. - It's an illness, for sure.
-嗯 -这肯定是种病
I don't know why I have it, but I... I definitely do.
我不知道怎么来的 但是就是有
Maybe that's her.
可能是她
- This is fucking nuts. - Oh, Ted!
-太激动了我 -喔特德
She's still gone.
她还是没回来
- No, she's still gone. - You're living the life now.
-唉 还没回来 -你找回生活了
- Oh, my God, I love her. - Bless your heart.
-哦天啊我爱她 -别太伤心
- You poor thing. - By the way,
-可怜啊 -说起来
that car of yours got me a ticket.
你那辆车吃了个罚单
How?
怎么回事
I was at a stoplight and I beeped a cop.
我在红绿灯底下对一个警♥察♥鸣了笛
What's that have to do with my car?
那和我的车有什么关系
Because your horn cannot hit the subtle notes required in the art of beeping.
因为你的车不能掌握喇叭艺术的微妙之处
- A beep's a beep. - A beep is not a beep.
-喇叭不就是喇叭嘛 -喇叭和喇叭是有区别的
I'm telling you, that horn is gonna get you in a lot of trouble.
我告诉你 这个喇叭早晚要让你惹上大♥麻♥烦
Mark my words.
记住我的话
So, how much is a beep ticket?
那么 这个鸣笛罚单是多少钱
$275.
275美刀
Wow. Are you gonna pay it?
哇 你要去付款吗
No. I'm fighting it.
不 我要斗争到底
I mean, Your Honor,
法官大人 我的意思是
I don't even know why I'm here.
我都不知道自己为什么会在这儿
There should be no such thing as a ticket for this.
我也没犯什么事儿呀
It's our inalienable right to beep.
鸣笛是人♥民♥不容剥夺的权利
Without the freedom to beep,
没有鸣笛的自♥由♥
we are no better than the beasts in the field.
我们还不如牧场里牲口
And I'm not talking about the common chicken.
我现在说的不是那些鸡群
I'm talking about the mighty oxen and the donkey...
我现在说的是那些强壮的公牛和驴
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