消消气（2000）

Curb Your Enthusiasm S09E08

Part 1 Oct. 3, 2020, 1:50 p.m.

Uh-huh.
啊哈
Come on.
干嘛呢
I can't look at that. Take it away.
我见不得这个去别的地方吧
Hey, I'm trying to work.
嘿我在上班呢
Sorry, what's your problem?
抱歉你有什么毛病？
No one wants to see this. It's very disturbing.
没人想看你俩亲嘴很打扰人的
Two people aren't allowed to be happy?
两个人开心也不行？
Well, you're allowed to be happy,
你可以开心
but not in front of me, so let's move it down.
别在我面前开心就行去那边
Okay. All right.
好吧好吧
Good. Thank you.
好叻谢了
Uh, excuse me, Señor Larry.
那个您好拉里先生
All the lights in here and in the hallway, they're all fixed.
这里和走廊的所有灯都修好了
You no have no more humming, no more vibrating.
不会再嗡嗡叫或者有振动了
Everything is fixed. Oh! Cesar, thank you so much.
都修好了噢！凯撒真感谢你
That was driving me crazy, that humming.
那个嗡嗡声快把我搞疯了
Anything else you need from me, you give me a call
如果您还有什么需要给我打电♥话♥就好
and I'll come here and fix it right away, okay?
我马上就过来修好吧？
Oh, hey, Cesar.
嗯嘿凯撒
That's for you.
这是给你的
Oh. Oh, no, no, Señor Larry. I cannot accept that money.
哦不不行拉里先生我不能收这钱
This is my job. This is what I do.
这是我的本职工作是我分内的事
It's a little bonus for you, a little extra. Take it.
这是给你的奖励一点小意思拿着吧
Oh, it means... it means a lot to me, Mr. Larry,
噢这...这让我受宠若惊拉里先生
but I cannot take this.
但我真的不能拿
I... I just don't feel comfortable.
我会感到不舒服的
This is what I do, sir.
这是我该做的工作先生
Oh, Cesar, this is... this is unprecedented!
噢凯撒我真没碰到过这种情况
This is rarer than a man turning down sex, what you've just done.
你的行为比男人拒绝上♥床♥邀请还罕见
It just... it doesn't happen!
没人这么做过
Okay, Señor Larry.
好吧拉里先生
I've never turned down sex in my life.
我从没拒绝过上♥床♥邀请
Me neither.
我也没有
Huh! Cesar, this will not be forgotten anytime soon.
嘿凯撒我欠你个人情
Have a nice day. Very commendable.
祝您有愉快的一天品质可嘉
So now, for some reason,
然后现在不知道为啥
Funkhouser's gotten back together with this woman.
冯克豪瑟又和这个女的重新好上了
I don't know why. She hates my guts. Aww.
她讨厌死我了我也不知道为啥嗯哦
But nevertheless, he wants to go to brunch
虽然这样他还是想让我们和他们一起
and see if we can all get along, you know, so it's gonna be very awkward.
出去吃顿早午餐所以到时候肯定可尴尬了
Just because of the tap water?
就因为自来水的事？
Tap water, yes. Tap water. Wow.
自来水对就自来水哇哦
Hey, Eddie, breakfast!
嘿艾迪吃早饭了
Wow, tap water.
哇哦自来水
Here you go, sweetie.
给你宝贝
Wow, look at the young man today!
哇哦看看这年轻小伙子
Very nice hoodie you got there.
这外套不错
Mom, you're still dating this guy?
妈你还在和这个人约会呢？
Yes, honey... Yes, and she's enjoying it very much.
是的宝贝... 是的而且她还很开心
Take your toast. Where's the butter?
拿着你的烤面包黄油呢？
It's right there, quite visible.
就在那儿啊这么明显
I can't see the butter. Do it again.
我没看到黄油你重新做
He needs to see the butter.
他得看到黄油才行
I'll eat this one and I'll make you another one.
我吃这个吧我重新给你做一份
Are you two having sex? That's Mommy's business.
你们会上♥床♥吗？那是妈妈的事
It's not really your business, but to tell you the truth,
这不关你的事不过老实给你说
it's imminent, okay?
快了好吧？
Gross.
真恶心
Sorry, he's really been having a tough time lately.
抱歉他最近状态不是很好
I... I don't know how you let him get away with that toast thing.
我不懂你烤面包这种事怎么也要将就他
This kid needs some structure in his life. He needs some discipline!
这孩子需要些规矩他缺点教训
I know, I know. You're not tough enough.
我知道我知道你不够严格
I... I know. There's this private school, and, uh...
我...我知道这不有家私人学校然后我想...
I've been thinking about sending him, but it's really tough to get into, and...
我在考虑把他送过去但这家学校很难进我...
I wanted to ask you a question.
我问你一下
Please say no if this is at all inappropriate,
如果你觉得不合适一定要直说
but Susie happened to mention this very same school, Pemberton Academy,
苏西刚好说到就是那所彭伯顿学院
where I'm trying to get him in.
我想送艾迪去的那所
You had donated some "Seinfeld" stuff there.
你给他们捐过一些《宋飞正传》的东西
My assistant takes care of all that. I just, you know.
都是我经纪人在管我都...你懂吧
Okay, I just didn't know if you knew somebody, or...
好吧我只是在想你会不会认识什么人或者...
Nah, I really don't.
没有不认识
That's fine, that's fine. If I could help, I would, but I don't know.
没事没事如果我能帮忙我会的但我真的不认识谁
You know, I feel weird about sending him to boarding school anyway.
你知道我本来也觉得送他去寄宿学校会很奇怪
Boarding school? Yeah.
寄宿学校？是的
How far away is it? It's about an hour and a half.
有多远？一个半小时车程吧
I actually think it would be the best for him, but it would be hard for me
我的确觉得这对他最好但对我来说可能会有点难
just to be rattling around... I completely agree with you.
不在他身边的话... 我觉得你说得对
I think it would be a fantastic thing for him.
我觉得这对他的确会是件好事
Do you, really? It's gotta be the... you know what?
真的吗？这会是... 你猜啥？
Get me a name, get me a number... whatever I can do to help.
把名字给我把电♥话♥给我... 我看看能帮上什么忙
No. Yes!
不是吧真的！
Give me some information, done!
把信息给我说一下其他的交给我了
That's really nice of you, Larry.
你真好拉里
Thank you so much. It's gonna be so good for him.
真是感谢你这会对他很好
Look, if I can send him an hour and a half away, I'm... more than happy to.
听着只要我能让他到一个半小时车程外干啥都行
If I got those glasses... Yeah?
如果我也戴这种眼镜... 是吗？
We'd be... we'd be twins.
我们就...太像双胞胎了
That would be kind of hideous, wouldn't it?
那样会很诡异吧是不是？
Have you ever seen a couple with the same glasses?
你有看见过戴同款眼镜的情侣吗？
By the way, when I say couple, I'm not referring to us as a couple.
顺便说一下我说情侣的时候不是说我俩是情侣啊
Yeah, excuse me. What are you... hold on. No, no, I'm not going there.
那当然哇塞怎么这么... 等等嗯嗯我没有往那方面想
We're... I... you have not bought me the same glasses.
我们没... 我... 你可没有给我买♥♥同款眼镜
We don't have it like that just yet, my friend.
我们还没到那个阶段朋友
Hi, guys. Hi.
嗨你们好嘿
Can I bring you some water while you wait?
你们等的同时我给你们拿些水吧
Still or sparkling?
白开水还是苏打水？
Sparkling. Yeah. Yeah, sparkling.
苏打水吧苏打水
Ugh, boy, I can't tell you, I'm so relieved.
啊老天你都不知道我简直轻松多了
Thanks again for helping me out with the boarding school thing.
再次感谢你帮我寄宿学校的事
So, before I call the, um...
所以我如果打电♥话♥给这个...
Pemberton. Pemberton, yes. Pemberton.
彭伯顿学院彭伯顿对彭伯顿
Do they... do they know about the, uh, Asperger's?
他们...知道阿斯伯格综合征的事吗?
Oh, yeah, mm-hmm. Yeah, they're a great school.
哦知道嗯嗯他们是所很好的学校
They're... they can... they're just equipped to handle all kinds of special kids.
他们...他们有能力招收各种特殊情况的学生
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
嗯哼嗯哼
Has he been diagnosed by a doctor, or is this your opinion?
你儿子是被诊断出这病还是只是你这么想？
He's on the spectrum. Yeah.
他有社交障碍症是真的
How do you know?
你怎么知道？
You can see in his behavior and what people have said, and, you know...
你可以通过他的行为看出来大家都这么说嘛...你知道的
he's, you know...
他就是你知道的...
he's been diagnosed on the... on the spectrum.
他诊断出...有社交障碍症
Okay.
好吧
Oh.
噢
Hello? Señor Larry,
你好拉里先生
it's Cesar from the office.
我是办公室的凯撒
Who? Cesar!
谁？凯撒！
You gave me the tip and I didn't take it?
您给了我小费我没有收？
Yeah?
嗯？
I'm here at the office building, fixing a leak,
我在办公楼这儿修水管
and I was just wondering, after I'm done,
我在想我♥干♥完之后
I could go to your office and watch the Argentina and Mexico game.
能不能用您的办公室看阿根廷打墨西哥的球赛？
It's a very important game. It's for... to qualify in the World Cup.
这场比赛很重要是争夺世界杯资格的比赛
Why... why... why do you have to go... why my office?
为...为...为什么你要去...为什么是我的办公室？
Because you got all the channels, sir.
因为您办公室频道多先生
Yeah... yeah, okay. Gracias, Señor Larry!
呃...呃好吧谢谢您拉里先生
I will not forget this. You are the man.
我不会忘记这个人情的您真是个好人
Okay. Who's that?
好吧谁啊？
This handyman in my office building... Uhhuh.
我们办公楼的杂工啊哈
...wants to go into my office to watch a soccer game.
他想去我办公室看球赛