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Curb Your Enthusiasm S09E08

Part 2 Oct. 3, 2020, 1:50 p.m.

I offered him a tip, but he didn't take the tip,
我之前给他小费他没收
so I feel like I'm a little obligated to let him watch the game.
所以我觉得我欠他个人情只能同意了
It's tricky.
真是难办
- Hello! - Oh, hey!
-你好！ -嘿！
Sorry we're late.
对不起我们来晚了
- Hi, I'm Marilyn. - LD.
-嗨我是玛丽莲 -拉里
- Hi! - Hi, nice to meet you.
-嗨！ -嗨见到你很高兴
- Yes, hi. - Hi. Marty Funkhouser.
-是的嗨 -嗨马蒂冯克豪瑟
- Hi, great to meet you. - Great to meet you!
-嗨很高兴见到你 -很高兴见到你
So, I... I just wanna say, before we begin,
好我…我要在我们开始前先说一句
I... I'd like to apologize for what happened between us.
我…我想为之前的事情道歉
That is not a true representation of who I am.
那并不能代表我的为人
- Let's start fresh. - That means a lot to me. Okay.
-让我们重新开始 -好这对我很重要
- Yes! Yes! - Yes, let's do it.
-好！好！ -对重新来过
Some sparkling water for the table?
您要的苏打水？
No, no. We... no, we don't want that. We want some tap water.
不不我们…我们不要这个我们要自来水
- You don't want sparkling? - No, get that out of here. Tap.
-您不要苏打水？ -不把它拿走自来水
- Well, it's unfiltered. - Better.
-好吧自来水是未经过滤的 -那更好
Water is water. We're not water snobs.
水就是水我们不是在水上穷讲究的人
- Very good. - We don't care.
-很好 -我们不在意
While you bring the tap,
你给我们拿自来水的同时
bring us the best bottle of champagne
拿一瓶香槟
you have in the house to drink.
要最好的
Okay?
好吗
We're gonna live it up!
我们要享受一下
Yeah, you know, sure.
对你懂的当然了
Thank you, Larry. I really appreciate your apology.
谢谢你拉里很感谢你能道歉
- Oh, yes. - No, it means a lot to me.
-哦好的 - 不这对我很重要
And some tap water for the table.
自来水来了
Tap water for the table. Look at this.
自来水来了看看这个
Look at this beautiful tap water. We got some here...
看看这美妙的自来水我们有了…
- Ah, look at that. - Mmm.
-看那个 -嗯
Ah, it really looks good.
啊看起来很棒
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Oh, come on, buddy.
-诶诶诶 -哦注意一下老兄
- There's a line. - There's a line.
-排队 -排队
You can't just walk up here.
你不能直接走过来
Come on, man, you're being rude.
嘿老兄你这样很粗鲁
- They're in line. - You gotta get to the back, buddy.
-大家在排队 -你得去队尾老兄
- I'm just getting some potatoes. - I don't care.
我只是拿一些土豆我不管
One... one minute!
等…等一下
One minute! Just a minute!
等一下请等一下
Are you getting seconds?
你是续餐吗？
Yes, sir.
是的先生
The man is getting seconds.
这个人是续餐
- It doesn't matter. - But that's not a rule.
-这不重要 -没有这个规矩
The man has already waited on this line.
这个人已经排队等过了
- Larry, we're hungry. - We're all hungry.
-拉里我们饿了 -我们都饿了
I'm hungry, too!
我也饿
But to make him wait
但是让他再等
another 10 minutes for a few measly potatoes?
十分钟就为了一点土豆
- Shame on you! Shame on all of you! - Okay.
-羞愧啊！真为你们所有人羞愧！ -好吧
That's not how we do things here in America.
在美国我们不这么做事
We don't wait for seconds! Never, never wait for seconds!
续餐不用排队！永远永远都不用为续餐排队！
It's fine, it's good. It's fine.
好吧这样很好好吧
Sir, I would be proud to serve you.
先生我很骄傲能招待你
- What do you want? - Potatoes.
-你想要什么 -土豆
- Thank you. Thank you, sir. - Sure, sure.
-谢谢谢谢你先生 -好的好的
You're welcome.
不用客气
- It's okay, really. - I didn't mean to overreact like that.
-没关系真的 -我不是想反应过度
- Enjoy. - Enjoy yourself.
-用餐愉快 - 用餐愉快
Thank you. Thanks.
谢谢你谢谢
Ah!
啊！
- Oh, I love that sound! - All right!
-哦我喜欢这个声音 -好的
- You like that? - I love that sound!
-你喜欢这个？ -我爱这个声音
I mean, the good thing here is that if we want seconds,
我说现在就好了如果我们要续餐
- we go right to the front. - Straight to the front.
-我们直接去队伍前面 -直接去前面
- Right? - Yep.
-是吧？ -是的
Boy, oh, boy. Ha, that's a lot of ketchup there.
伙计哈这番茄酱放的真多
I like ketchup.
我喜欢番茄酱
Yeah, uh, it seems a little excessive, no?
好吧呃似乎有点过多了不是吗？
- Here we go! - Living it up!
-来吧！ -享受一下！
- Happiness, living it up! Okay? - Cheers!
-祝幸福享受生活！好吗？ -干杯
I mean, you use too much ketchup, you know what happens?
我说啊你用了太多的番茄酱你知道会怎样？
They... they convert to packs, to the little packets.
他们…他们会换包装换成小包的
Is there a ketchup shortage? Like, "Oh, we're gonna run out of ketchup."
这里有什么番茄酱短缺吗？就像"哦我们没有番茄酱了"
I wasn't saying there's a ketchup shortage,
我不是说这儿有番茄酱短缺
it's just that if everybody uses as much ketchup as you do,
只是如果每个人都用你那么多番茄酱
they would stop buying it.
他们就不再买♥♥这种了
As a matter of fact, I think I need more ketchup.
事实上我想要更多番茄酱
Mmm.
嗯
- Wow. - Hmm!
-哇哦 -嗯！
Why are we talking about this?
我们为什么聊这个？
There's no way she could finish all that ketchup. Is there?
她不可能吃完这么多番茄酱吧？
Watch me!
你看好！
Let's just change the subject, okay?
让我们换个话题好吗？
Potatoes are delicious.
土豆很好吃
- Huh. - Yeah.
-嗯 -对
Oh, my God! Oh!
哦天啊！哦！
- Oh, my God! - Don't do that, don't do that.
-哦天啊 -不要这样不要这样
Can we get a wet towel, somebody?
能给我们一条湿毛巾吗有人吗
That's okay. It's okay, it's okay.
没关系没关系没关系
It's okay. Yeah, your sweater covers it fine.
没关系对你的毛衣可以遮住
You know, I... I think I want... I want to go home.
你知道我…我想…我想回家
Oh, no!
哦别啊
- It's just a really bad stain. - Yeah, go.
-这个污渍很严重 -对走吧
- No, Larry, it's not that bad. - You got a bad stain.
-不是拉里没那么糟 -你的污渍很严重
I'm gonna go home.
我要回家了
I'm just feeling very uncomfortable.
我真的觉得很不舒服
- Oh, I'm so sorry. - Yeah, go.
-哦很遗憾 -对走吧
It's a... it's a really bad stain.
这这真是个很严重的污渍
It's a "go home" stain, you know what I mean?
这是一个"回家吧"的污渍你懂我意思吗？
- It was the fork. - I think it was the ketchup.
-是这个叉子的原因 -我觉得是番茄酱
- Let's not argue over this. - I'm so sorry.
-别再争论这个了 -很遗憾
It was lovely to meet you. You seem lovely.
很高兴认识你你看起来人很好
- Yeah, take her home. - It's such a shame.
-对带她回家 -很遗憾
Nice job, once again.
干得好又一次
- One of those things. - Gosh, another time, I guess.
-意料之外的事 -天啊只能下次了我想
- Bye. - Bye.
-再见 -再见
i feel so bad.
我感觉很不好
That was a disgusting display.
刚那场面真难看
You couldn't let the ketchup go.
你就不能不理那个番茄酱
- Couldn't let it go. - Oh, boy.
-不能不理 -哦天啊
Guess what.
你猜怎么着
Who's paying for the expensive champagne?
现在轮到谁为这瓶昂贵的香槟买♥♥单了？
- Oh. - Yeah.
-哦 -对了
I want to thank you
我想谢谢你
for defending me in front of the mob.
在那群人面前为我说话
Oh, oh. Yes, of course.
哦哦好吧当然
That was, uh, terrible. You had already waited.
他们太过分了你已经等过一次了
What was the point of going back again?
凭什么再回去等一次
You would've lost your appetite.
你会没胃口的
I agree with you, Mr. David.
我同意你大卫先生
How do you know my name?
你怎么知道我的名字
I know everything about you.
我知道关于你的一切
I was sitting there having my brunch,
我正坐在那吃我的早午餐
and I saw you.
然后我看到了你
And I was thinking, as a devout Muslim,
然后我就想作为一个虔诚的穆♥斯♥林♥
I should kill this man.
我应该杀掉这个男人
Fatwa.
法特瓦
And then you defended me.
之后你为我说话了