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Curb Your Enthusiasm S09E10

Part 6 Oct. 3, 2020, 1:51 p.m.

Yeah. Your eyes were bouncing around like a cat with strings.
对啊你的眼睛四处瞟就像被逗的猫似的
Yeah. Well, I'm really sorry if my apology was...
是啊好吧我真的很抱歉如果我的道歉…
was not sufficient.
还不够的话
You've just apologized for your apology?
你是在为你的道歉而道歉吗？
Yes! That was better than the first apology.
是啊！比第一个道歉要好些
Why don't you just use that apology?
那你不如就收下后面这个吧
You know what, Larry, we're gonna go upstairs
你猜啥拉里我们要上楼了
to, uh, the one guest bedroom.
去呃一间客房♥
Perfectly acceptable.
没毛病
You got yourself in some shit this time.
这回你可要玩死自己了
They're a couple of freaks, man.
他们就是一对神经病啊哥们
Could you believe this kitchen?
这厨房♥ 你们敢相信吗？
And you know what a great cook I am. Yeah.
你知道我是多好一厨师是啊
The meals I make here, right, Jeff? Yeah.
我在这儿做饭对吧杰夫？对啊
It must have cost millions upon millions of dollars.
肯定要花不少钱吧
Well, it's big, but it's intimate.
唔它很大但也很温馨
We sit by the fire.
我们围炉而坐
It's cozy, it's warm. Cozy?
惬意温暖惬意？
This is cozy?
这惬意吗？
This is the best party house. Right, Jeff?
这会是最好的家庭派对对吧杰夫？
Yeah. So, did you figure it out about Saturday?
对那么你想好周六要怎么办了吗？
Yeah, yeah, I got the whole thing figured out.
是啊是啊都安排妥了
I'm gonna go to paintball, then I'm gonna go to the wedding.
我先去彩弹射击然后来参加婚礼
Because Sammi, when I mentioned that you had some problems
因为我一跟萨米提到你那有点麻烦
and conflict, you should have seen the look on her face.
和安排冲突了你真该好好看看她脸上的表情
Susie, let me tell you something, okay?
苏西我跟你说些话好吧？
I've known Sammi since she was born.
打萨米出生起我就认识她了
And one of the great joys in my life has...
我人生中最高兴的一件事儿…
has been watching her blossom into this beautiful, sophisticated young lady.
就是得以见证她出落成一位漂亮的、成熟的女人
Mm-hmm.
嗯哼
I won't miss her wedding. No way.
我不会错过她的婚礼的不可能
Oh, Lar, that's so sweet. Are you serious?
噢拉儿真感人你是认真的吗？
No. All right, just fuckin' be there, okay?
不是行吧你♥他♥妈♥就过来吧行不行？
Okay. Don't disappoint me.
好的别让我失望
No, I won't. So, uh...
不我不会那么呃…
Victor's parents are coming tonight, Lisa and Paul.
维克托父母今晚会来丽萨和保罗
And they're deaf, you know.
他们是听障人士你知道吧
Oh. What is that, mold?
噢这是啥发霉了？
It's not fucking mold! It's cheese!
这他妈不是发霉了！这是芝士！
Cheese? Look at it. It's cheese.
是芝士吗？你看这儿这是芝士
Oh, there's the Chesnicks.
噢查斯尼克一家来了
Wait till you meet them.
在这等着见他们
They are just such sweet people.
他们都是特别好的人
By the way, this house... oh, my God.
顺便说下这房♥子… 我的老天
It's wrong. Yeah. Unbelievable how life works, isn't it?
不该买♥♥的是啊人生无常不是吗？
Just to get laid. I'm an idiot.
就为了上个床我真是个傻帽
Oh. All right.
噢来吧
Okay. Yeah. Oh, hi!
好啊噢你好！
How you doing, Victor? - I'm good, man.
你好吗维克托？我很好哥们
How you doing? Good.
你怎么样？很好
Hey, I want to introduce my mom and my dad,
嘿我想介绍一下我的爸爸妈妈
Lisa and Paul.
丽萨和保罗
How do you do? Hello.
幸会幸会你好
Hi. Larry. Larry.
你好拉里拉~里
Larry.
拉里
Rhymes with "Harry."
和哈里同韵脚
Hi, babe. What's going on?
嗨宝贝儿怎么样了？
Ask them how they met. Yeah.
问问他们是怎么相遇的好
How did you two meet?
你们俩怎么相遇的？
Were you fixed up because you're deaf?
是因为你们都是听障人士所以被撮合的吗？
Ugh, stupid fucking question.
呃愚蠢的操蛋问题
No, I'm not asking them that.
不我才不会问他们那个呢
I think it's a good question. It's a good question.
我觉得这问题挺好的啊这是个好问题
I'd be curious, too. I never asked it.
我也好奇啊我从来没问过
Ah. Bathroom? Around that way.
哈卫生间吗？沿着那条路走
Yeah, there.
对的那边
I'm hungry.
我饿了
Yeah? Hungry. Let's eat.
是吗？饿了我们吃东西吧
No. We can't eat yet. Why?
不行我们还不能吃为啥？
Everybody's not here. Who are we waiting for?
人没到齐我们在等谁呢？
Funkhouser. Who else?
冯克豪瑟还有谁？
What? Again?
啥？又是他？
He's a guest. We're waiting for him to eat.
他是客人我们要等到他来了再开饭
We're not gonna eat before Funkhouser gets here.
冯克豪瑟不来我们就不吃
This is your policy? Yes, it's my policy.
这是你的规定吗？是的这是我的规定
Yeah, "hold your horses."
是啊"稍安勿躁"
"Hold your horses"? Yeah.
"稍安勿躁"？是的
This is... this is "Hold your horses"?
这是…这是"稍安勿躁"的意思？
That's a bad sign.
这啥破手语啊
"Hold your horses" is, "Whoa, pull back!
"稍安勿躁"应该是"哇喔拉回来！
Hold your horses!"
稍安勿躁"
Is that it? Yeah.
是那样？是啊
Mine's better than yours.
我做的比你的好
This? No.
这样？不对
That's "hold your horses." Yeah. Thank you.
这才是"稍安勿躁" 是吗谢谢你了
I'll bet I could come up with some good signs
我敢说我能想出来些好的手语
that would improve sign language.
能改进手语这门语言
How about "dog"?
"狗"怎么做？
Yeah. Yeah.
是啊是啊
No. What would you do?
不对要你怎么做？
"Dog."
"狗"
I can improve the whole language.
我可以改进整门语言
Bullshit. Oh.
放狗屁噢
All right, you know what? No.
成吧你知道吗？不是吧
I have people I want you to meet.
我还想让你见见别人
Come with me. Enough of your nonsense.
跟我来你瞎掰够了吧
Hey, did I tell you
嘿我给你说了没
that Lin hired a signer for the show?
林给演出请了位手语翻译员
And she's got big, big boobs!
她还有一对特别特别大的胸！
Very buxomy, you know?
波涛胸涌你懂吗？
They're gonna take away from the show. Huge!
他们会从演出中分神的巨大！
So distracting. She's, like, big!
太干扰了她的超大！
Really? Yeah.
真的吗？是啊
I can't wait.
等不及了我
The interpreter
手译员
at our show...
我们演出里的…
A show... ho ho! It's a musical.
演出…吼吼！是音乐剧
Musical. ♪ Hey! Hello! ♪
音乐剧嘿！哈喽！
You know, she has a big...
你看她有一对大…
big bosom.
大胸
Yeah, the interpreter. Yeah.
是的手译员是的
Not that big. Yeah. About... yeah, there.
没这么大大概…是到这儿
He likes the bosom.
他喜欢这样的胸
Oh, I'm so sorry.
噢我真是抱歉
I can't begin to apologize enough.
我怎么道歉都不为过
I know I'm late, and I'm sorry!
我知道我迟到了真对不起！
I'm sorry! I'm so... who's this?
我很抱歉！我真的很…这是谁啊？
That's Paul. I'm sorry.
这是保罗我很抱歉
Hey, it's okay. I'm so sorry!
嘿没事儿了我真的很抱歉！
It's a tremendous apology. I know, it's horrible!
这是巨精彩的道歉我知道这多讨人厌！
What can I say to make it... make it good?
我说些什么能补…补救回来？
You don't have to say anything. It's a fantastic apology.
你啥也不用说了这是一个了不起的道歉
One of the best apologies I've ever heard!
是我听过最好的道歉之一！
Gave me the chills, that apology.
我都起鸡皮疙瘩了这道歉道的
Oh, my God! I feel like getting down on my knees.
噢我的天呐！我都想跪下来了
I don't know what else to do!
我不知道如何是好了
I wish that could be broadcast on national television
我真希望能在国家电视台上全国广播出来
so people could hear what an apology's supposed to sound like!
这样人们就能听见道歉应该怎么道了！
That's why you're my friend. Thank you.
这就是为什么你是我的好朋友谢谢你
What a fantastic fucking apology that was!
真♥他♥妈♥道了个多好的歉啊！