生活大爆炸
The Big Bang Theory S07E07
Part 3
Oct. 5, 2019, 9:02 a.m.
其实一点也不好笑
It was not funny.
那你带了什么工具来
So, what tools did you bring?
各种制♥作♥珠宝模子的工具
Everything we need to make jewelry molds.
银 坩埚
Here's some silver, a crucible
还有用来融化的乙炔炬
and an acetylene torch to melt it down.
这个看起来有意思
Ooh, that looks like fun.
还是等你先搞定胶水
Maybe you should master glue
再学习玩火吧
before you move on to fire.
好了 谁想先玩啊
Okay, who's up first?
拉杰什 你想再做一副和那项链
Rajesh, do you want to make a bracelet for your mom
搭配的手镯送给你妈吗
to go with the necklace?
不用了
No, thanks.
我也想给我妈做一串项链
I was gonna make a necklace for my mom,
可惜 她胖得脖子都没有
but unfortunately, she doesn't have a neck.
她下巴之下是脂肪 脂肪之下就是脚
She's just chins and fat and feet.
好 我们马上就可以开始了
Okay, we're almost ready to go.
把线连上 就可以开始测试这些管子了
Once we bond the wires, we can test the tubes.
太让人激动了 我觉得
This is so exciting, I-I feel...
就像重新回到75岁一样
like I'm 75 again.
老天爷
Oh, God.
出...什么事了
What... what is it?
谢尔顿发了一张
Sheldon just sent me a picture
他和比尔·奈一起喝冰沙的照片
of him and Bill Nye getting smoothies.
我 我能问个问题吗
Can-can I ask you a question?
当然 问吧
Yeah, sure.
你怎么能忍♥受谢尔顿这种人啊
W-Why do you put up with Sheldon?
因为我们是朋友呀
Oh, uh, you know, because we're friends.
为什么呀
Why?
-你真喜欢给人出难题 -当然
- Wow, you ask really hard questions. - Yeah.
我知道他总是惹人厌
Look, I-I know he can be aggravating,
但你要知道
but what you have to remember is that
他不是故意的
he's not doing it on purpose.
只是他这人天性如此
It's just how he is.
其实他很忠诚也很可靠
But he's also loyal and trustworthy
我们在一起挺开心的
and we have fun together...
你...你知道自己是在描述一只狗吧
You... you know you're describing a dog.
他的确咬过我一次
He did bite me once.
但他解释说
But in his defense,
我在他进食时突然从背后冒出来 所以
I came up behind him while he was eating, so...
狗都不喜欢那样
Yeah, they-they hate that.
谢尔顿是我遇见过的最聪明的家伙
You know what, Sheldon is the smartest person I have ever met.
他并不是完人 所以才需要我
And he's a little broken and he needs me.
我大概也需要他吧
I guess I need him, too.
为 为什么呢
Why-why is that?
你非得打破沙锅问到底 是吧
Boy, you will not let this go, will you?
我的天
Oh, geez.
又是谢尔顿发来的照片吗
Another photo from Sheldon?
不是 我得去接他一下
No, I have to go pick him up.
比尔·奈把他抛弃在冰沙店了
Bill Nye ditched him at the smoothie place.
大概把他的钱包也顺手偷走了
He probably stole his wallet, too.
如果你们感兴趣的话
You know, if you guys are interested,
有种技术可以让我把你们的一束头发
there's a technique where I can take a lock of your hair,
提炼成碳粉
refine it into carbon dust,
然后用实验室的液压器
and use the hydraulic press at work
把它转变成一颗小小的钻石
to turn it into a tiny little diamond
里面还有你自己的DNA哦
with your DNA in it.
太神奇了吧
Oh, that's amazing!
看到妮妮订婚戒指了吗
Yeah. See Bernie's engagement ring?
原料是我妈背部的体毛
That came right off my mom's back.
他开玩笑的
He's kidding.
真是这样 钻石会大得多
If that were true, it'd be so much bigger.
我叫霍华德
"My name is Howard.
我可以把你的毛发变成钻石
I can make your hair into diamonds.
我妈有病态肥胖症
My mom is morbidly obese.
人人都爱我
Everybody love me."
为啥一股很不爽我的口气
Whoa, where is that coming from?
我告诉你为什么
I'll tell you where it's coming from.
你之前嘲笑我参加闺蜜之夜
All you do is make fun of me for coming to girls' night
现在你又跑来这里毁了大家的好时光
and now you're here ruining it for everyone.
拉杰 淡定
Raj, cool it...
他要给咱们做钻石呢
he's gonna make us hair diamonds.
我怎么毁了你们的好时光
How am I ruining anything?
我只是想帮你把珠宝做得更好
I'm just trying to help you make better jewelry.
但是重点不在珠宝
But this isn't about the jewelry.
而在于在这里
This is about me having a place
我可以敞开心扉 无所不谈
where I can open up about my feelings.
你什么时候开始不能对我敞开心扉谈了
Since when can't you open up with me?
有些话题
There are just some things
我觉得和姑娘们说更自在
that I feel more comfortable sharing with the girls,
因为她们不会嘲笑我
because they won't make fun of me
不会给我取绰号♥ 或是问我
or and call me names, or ask me if my
库萨帕里你的内♥裤♥是不是卷在了一起
"Koothrapanties are in a bunch."
兄弟 我那是开玩笑的
Buddy, I was just joking around.
有时候你的玩笑很伤人
Yeah, well, sometimes your jokes hurt.
你说得对
Well, you're right.
我没意识到会让你有这种感受
I didn't realize I was making you feel that way.
你能坦白告诉我真是太勇敢了
It was very brave of you to tell me.
谢谢
Thank you.
对我来说不容易
It wasn't easy.
他们会抢在我和谢尔顿之前先上♥床♥
They're gonna have sex before Sheldon and I do,
我就知道
I know it.
亚瑟
Arthur.
你好 谢尔顿
Hi, Sheldon.
真意外在这里看见你
I'm surprised to see you here.
我也意外
Yeah, me, too.
我爬到三楼时
Somewhere around the third floor,
我眼前都开始出现白光了[回光返照]
I began to see a white light.
我去叫莱纳德
I'll get Leonard.
不用 我...
No, no, no, I'm...
我是来找你的
I'm here... I'm here to see you.
如果你想通过我的关系找比尔·奈
If you're hoping to get in touch with Bill Nye,
我帮不了你
I can't help you.
我已经被通知他现在是
I've been informed that he's now
限制令男比尔·奈
Bill Nye the Restraining Order Guy.
不是 我...
No, I'm...
我想 如果不太麻烦的话
I-I was thinking, if it isn't too much trouble,
我希望你给我的论文提提意见
I'd like to get your opinion about my-my paper.
谢谢
Thank you.
这是我的荣幸
It would be an honor.
太好了
Oh. Uh, great.
其实你可以不用给我稿子了
Well, actually, I don't need that.
我已经黑进你的邮箱看过了
I hacked into your e-mail account and read it.
那你觉得如何
And... what did you think?
首先 我觉得
Well, first, I think the fact that
你使用生日作为邮箱密♥码♥
you use your birthday as a password
这个错误太丢人
is embarrassing.
多谢提醒
Thank you.
第二
Second, um...
我觉得你的论文极具启发性
I thought your paper was inspired.
你的肯定对我来说意义重大
Oh, well, that... that means a lot to me.
进来喝杯茶好吗
Can I invite you in for tea?
不用了 我真的得...
Uh, no, no. I-I really...
我得走了
I have... I have to run.
亚瑟 你好吗
Hey, Arthur. How are you?
喝一杯也无妨
Well, I guess one cup wouldn't hurt.
兄弟 什么事
Oh, hey, buddy, what's up?
我为自己那天晚上的表现感到内疚
Well, I was feeling bad about how I acted the other night
所以我给你做了个小礼物
so I made you a little something.
这么客气干嘛呀
You didn't have to do that.
很有趣
Well, it was fun.
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