生活大爆炸

The Big Bang Theory S07E06

Part 3 Oct. 5, 2019, 9:02 a.m.

不要我要的是浪漫好吗
No, I want this to be romantic.
会很浪漫啊
It will be!
歌♥词里没有叫任何人"婊♥子♥"
I don't call anyone a ho,
而且我唯一用到"我的小贱♥人♥"这个词
and the only time I use the phrase "my bitch,"
指的还是你
I'm referring to you.
他来了
There he is!
停下
Stop it.
别鼓掌赞扬我
Stop celebrating me!
还有无欢呼
And no woos!
不是说你吴[无]博士跟你没关系
Oh, not you, Dr. Woo. You're fine.
我想让大家知道
I want you all to know
你们没必要为我鼓掌喝彩
that you have no reason to applaud me.
我所谓的"突破"
My so-called breakthrough
不是因为我的聪明才智
wasn't the result of my genius.
那不过是我犯的低级错误而已
It was nothing more than a boneheaded mistake.
所以以后
So please refrain
请克制住你们想为此赞扬我的冲动
from praising me for it in the future.
什么我不懂
Wh... I don't understand.
他们没发现那个元素吗
They didn't find the element?
不他们发现了
Oh, no, they found the element.
不不停下
No, no, stop it!
我不需要你们这样的人
I don't need to take this admiration
来赞美崇拜我
from the likes of you people!
我怎么才能让他们不喜欢我呢
How do I make them stop loving me?
邀请他们跟咱们一起住
Invite them to live with us.
-伯纳黛特一定会感动死的 -对啊
- Boy, Bernadette is gonna love this. - Yeah.
有人为自己做这么浪漫的事感觉一定很棒
It must be nice to have someone do something so romantic.
够了你知道什么是不浪漫吗
Okay, you know what's not romantic?
正面嘲讽别人[在别人脸上蹭来蹭去]
Rubbing it in someone's face.
老实说这的确是
Actually, it can be,
但我之前说了床事不算
but I told you sex doesn't count.
我开始担心伯纳黛特了
I'm getting worried about Bernadette.
我要打给她问一下
I'm gonna call and check on her.
国家科学基金会
The National Science Foundation
想给我一大笔研究基金
wants to give me a substantial grant.
-这是大事啊 -我知道
- Oh, that's a big deal. - I know.
这场恶梦要何时才能结束
When will this nightmare end?
我知道你觉得受不起这些关注
Hey, I get that you feel bad about all the attention,
但你做的事真的很了不起
but still, what you did is amazing.
-我们为你感到骄傲 -除了我
- We're really proud of you. - I'm not.
你不是吗
You're not?
谢尔顿我一直在考虑这件事
Sheldon, I've been thinking about it,
你说得对
and you're right.
这份功劳不是你应得的
You don't deserve any credit.
你不过是看错了表上一些数字
All you did was misread some numbers on a table.
那还是一张非常简单的表
A very easy table, too.
老实说我为你感到羞愧
Honestly, I'm embarrassed for you.
这是我这辈子听过最浪漫的话了
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
靠大家都比我会耍浪漫
Damn it, everyone's better at this than me.
恭喜你福勒博士
Congratulations, Dr. Fowler.
我的树屋欢迎你
You just made the fort.
各位妮妮的实验室出事了
Guys, there w-was an accident at Bernie's lab.
天啊她没事吧
Oh, my God, is she okay?
没事不过她被送去医院隔离了
Yeah, but she's at the hospital in quarantine.
-什么 -可怜的伯纳黛特
- What? - Poor Bernadette.
我不想雪上加霜但我刚获得加薪了
I hate to pile on the bad news, but I just got a raise.
天啊妮妮发生什么事了
Oh, my God, Bernie, what happened?
我只能说下次当你把
Well, let's just say the next time you move
12瓶浣熊病毒放进冰箱时
a dozen vials of raccoon virus to the fridge,
最好分两次拿
make two trips.
你确定你没事吗
You're sure you're okay?
没事这只是防范措施而已
Yeah, it's just a precaution.
如果我有事
If there was a problem,
我早就连眼珠子吐出来了
I'd be throwing up out of my eyeballs by now.
抱歉我搞砸了我们的约会
Sorry I messed up our date.
不用担心
No, don't worry about it.
我把约会带这来了
I brought the date here.
各位快进来
Guys, come on in.
这是怎么回事
What's all this?
今晚是我们第一次约会的周年纪念日
Well, tonight is the anniversary of our first date,
我为你写了首歌♥来庆祝
and I wanted to celebrate it by writing a song for you.
华仔
Howie.
谢尔顿快过来
Sheldon, get over here!
她可能会传染人
She might be contagious.
你觉得我今天过得还不够糟吗
Don't you think I'm having a rough enough day?
谢尔顿
Sheldon!
* 如果身旁没有你 *
* If I didn't have you *
* 生活无趣失重心 *
* Life would be blue *
* 《神秘博士》没话亭*
* I'd be Dr. Who without the TARDIS *
对这剧有举足轻重的意义
你们有没有觉得她看着像是被感染了
Is it me, or does she not look so good?
* 也像蜡烛没灯芯*
* A candle without a wick *
* 沃森没了克里克 *
* A Watson without a Crick *
DNA分子的结构
* 像我衣服少领结 *
* I'd be one of my outfits without a dick-ie *
* 起司没有通心面 *
* I'd be cheese without the mac *
* 像乔布斯没搭档 *
* Jobs without the Wozniak *
乔布斯与好搭档沃兹尼亚克
* 没有了你就像是 *
* I'd be solving exponential equations *
* 用少底的计算器来解指数方程式 *
* That use bases not found on your calculator *
* 难度加倍解不出 *
* Making it much harder to crack *
* 像个原子没有弹 *
* I'd be an atom without a bomb *
* 像个点儿少了康 *
* A dot without the com *
* 而且还在跟妈住 *
* And I'd probably still live with my mom *
* 他还会在跟妈住 *
* And he'd probably still live with his mom *
* 打从初次遇见你一切天翻又地覆 *
* Ever since I met you, you turned my world around *
* 我的梦想与希望都有你在支持我 *
* You supported all my dreams and all my hopes *
* 你若是那铀235 那我就是铀238 *
* You're like uranium-235 and I'm uranium-238 *
* 难分离的同位素 *
* Almost inseparable isotopes *
* 我从没能想象到 *
* I couldn't have imagined *
* 此生能如此幸福 *
* How good my life would get *
* 而我幸福的起点 *
* From the moment *
* 是在初次遇见你 *
* That I met you *
* 伯纳黛特 *
* Bernadette *
华仔
Oh, Howie.
* 如果身旁没有你 *
* If I didn't have you *
* 百无聊赖失寄托 *
* Life would be dreary *
* 像弦理论失了弦 *
* I'd be string theory without any string *
* 二进位中少了1 *
* I'd be binary code without a one *
* 阴极射线管没枪 *
* A cathode ray tube without an electron gun *
* 《萤火虫》《巴菲》《复联》没了导演乔斯·惠登 *
* I'd be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon *
电影《复仇者联盟》导演都是乔斯·惠登
* 会多说克林贡语 *
* I'd speak a lot more Klingon *
* 黄道吉日今宜死 *
* Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam *
下一句其实是"送我们的敌人去见祖宗吧"
* 他还会在跟妈住 *
* And he'd definitely still live with his mom *
* 打从初次遇见你一切天翻又地覆 *
* Ever since I met you, you turned my world around *
* 当我挚爱与挚友 *
* You're my best friend and my lover *
* 要电动才能生磁而磁变才会生电 *
* We're like changing electric and magnetic fields *
* 如果没有了对方 *
* You can't have one *
* 只有自己便不行 *
* Without the other *
* 我从没能想象到 *
* I couldn't have imagined *
* 此生能如此幸福 *
* How good my life would get *
* 而我幸福的起点是在初次遇见你 *
* From the moment that I met you *
* 伯纳黛特 *
* Bernadette *
* 我们从没想象到 *
* Oh, we couldn't have imagined *
* 此生能如此幸福 *
* How good our lives would get *
* 我们幸福的起点是在初次遇见你 *
* From the moment that we met you *
* 伯纳黛特 *
* Bernadette. *
华仔这歌♥太棒了
Howie, that was amazing!
我听得都发抖了
Look, I'm shaking.
我就知道她被感染了我先闪了
She's sick, I knew it. Bye!
不得不说