明日传奇

Legends of Tomorrow S07E03

Part 6 April 19, 2022, 10 a.m.

Oh, see, Astra, you forget.
我是全能的电脑程序你们这种表现
I'm an all-powerful computer that has no compulsion
对我不会有任何影响的
for frivolous treats.
你真是话多是吧
You do love talking, don't you?
里普不顾你的意愿改变了程序
Rip changed your protocol against your will
因为他从来不把你当人看待
because he never saw you as human.
想想吧他们都是这样要不是有你他们早死了
Think of it. None of them do. They'd be dead if not for you.
嗨船长们
Hi, uh, Captains.
-亲爱的 -亲爱的
- Babe. - Babe.
亲爱的
Babe.
斯瓦特
Thvert!
我爱你
I love you.
Ugh.
亲爱的
Babe!
Babe?
吉迪恩在实验室
Gideon's in the lab.
然而他们从来没把你当成
And yet they've never truly accepted you
他们当中的一份子
as one of their own.
可是我有接受我吧
But I do. So accept me.
吉迪恩
Gideon!
吉迪恩快点振作一点
Gideon, come on! Snap out of it!
不管那个病毒说的什么都不重要了
Whatever that virus told you, it doesn't matter now.
我不该在这里我都不是真实的人
I shouldn't be here. I'm not even real.
只是里普把我的程序设置成这样的
Rip just programmed me to be this way.
病毒还在飞船上
The virus is still on the ship,
她的能力足以让这个飞船
and she's getting powerful enough
灰飞烟灭
to tear this whole thing apart.
我们必须离开这里
Then we have to get out of here.
传送小杰
Jump us, Jax.
-传送去哪儿 -随便哪
- Where? - Anywhere!
我不我不想成为我
I don't... I don't want to be me.
-我不想当人类 -吉迪恩
I don't want to be human. - Gideon.
吉迪恩你的为人以及你的成就已经
Gideon, who you are and who you've made yourself
-超越了任何程序 -不
is beyond any program. - No.
我知道你一时难以接受相信我这是值得的
I know it was overwhelming, but trust me, it's worth it.
怎么值得
How can any of this be worth it?
因为
Because...
-小菜一碟 -啥
Easy does... what?
莎拉气球
Sara, balloons!
因为那个
Because of that.
-来吧 -来了
- Come on! - Coming.
我和吉迪恩马上就可以做好填料了
Me and Gideon are almost done fabricating the stuffing,
我们先上凉菜吧
so let's set out the cold dishes.
来了协调得真棒 B
Oh, on it! Excellent coordinating, B.
别忘了糖果
And don't forget the candy.
我只有每年万圣节才能吃一个袖珍尺寸的糖果棒
I allow myself one fun-size candy bar a year for Halloween.
来了您嘞
Got it right here.
女巫坩埚谢谢了
Ooh, witch's cauldron. Thank you.
这是我的
I'm owning it.
盖里和我在装饰传奇姜饼人
Gary and I were decorating some gingerbread Legends.
罗里那个怒容
Yeah, you really nailed
-拿捏得到位啊 -是吧
that Rory scowl. - Right?
如果要吃一个人的话
Now, when you're eating a person,
我建议从四肢开始
I recommend starting with the limbs
然后慢慢吃到脑袋
and then working your way to the head.
我说的是
A gingerbread person.
姜饼人啦不是真人
I mean, clearly, I don't eat real people.
好诡异
So weird.
你们觉得一次
Are you sure consuming all of this food
吃掉这么多食物合适吗
at once is advisable?
当然不合适吉迪恩
Oh, of course not, Gideon.
不过生活在时间飞船上
But when you live on a time ship,
庆祝节日的机会不多
you don't always get to celebrate the holidays,
所以我们一次性全庆祝了
so we are doing them all at once!
愚人节
April Fool's!
愚人节快乐
April Fool's!
-愚人节 -我怎么会忘记这一天
- April Fool's! - How could I forget this day?
八个生日蛋糕是有点多
Eight birthday cakes seemed excessive,
不过他们说得对
but they were right.
小杰带我们去另一个时间线
Hey Jax, take us to another.
现在是什么时间
When are we now?
你觉得呢
What do you think?
好了我知道我应该
Okay, now, I know I was supposed to be
讨论这本书
talking about the book. - Mm-mm-mm.
读书俱乐部的事可以等等
Gidget, book club can wait.
很好因为我还有个八卦消息
Good, because I have one more bit of gossip.
-是吗 -慢着我不该这样的
- Yes? - Oh, wait, no, I shouldn't.
管他呢
Oh, what the hell.
谁知道人工智能也喝醉呢
Who knew you could get an AI drunk?
那天晚上我发现康斯坦丁
The other night, I caught Constantine
乘坐逃生舱
taking the jumpship.
他说是有事去咨♥询♥德鲁伊人
Now, he said he was consulting some druids,
可是我发现他拿着一张
but I caught him holding a ticket
《哈利波特》午夜场的门票
to the midnight premiere of "Harry Potter."
啥
What?!
我就知道
I knew it.
-天哪 -你欠我五块钱
- Oh, my gosh! - You owe me five bucks!
绝对的史莱特林人
Total Slytherin!
我不记得这个晚上了
I don't remember this night,
但是我却记得这个开心的时刻
but somehow I do remember enjoying it.
小杰再来一个
Hey, Jax. How about another?
-耶 -吉迪恩
- Yeah! - Whoo! Gideon!
给我们再来一个吉迪恩
Give us another one, Gideon.
我知道你们刚刚拯救了世界
I know you just saved the world,
但是出现新的威胁
but it will only be a matter of time
只是迟早的事
until a new threat arises.
-我建议各位休息 -什么
I would advise resting. - What?
吉迪恩如果连唱K都不行
Gideon, what's the point of saving the world
拯救世界还有什么意义
if we can't do things like karaoke?
-唱K -悉听尊便
- Karaoke! - As you wish.
好了好了如果你坚持的话
Oh! All right. All right, if you insist.
吉迪恩可能要你稍稍帮个忙了
Gideon, I might need a little help on this one.
亲爱的这首歌♥送给你
Babe, this is for you.
爱爱让我们在一起
♪ Love, love will keep us together ♪
我很喜欢这首歌♥ 太难听了
I do love this song. It's terrible.
可是同时又很棒
But also really great at the same time,
这说不通啊
which doesn't make sense.
瞧你快明白了
See, now you're getting it.
当个人就是这样
That's what it means to be human.
有时候很讨厌很沮丧很困惑
Yeah, it can be annoying, frustrating, and confusing,
有时候感觉每周都会来一次世界末日
and sometimes it feels like the world is ending every week,
可这就是我们继续的原因
but this is why we keep going
因为我们也会有这样的欢乐时光
because we also get moments like this.
看着自己的内心让爱
♪ Look in my heart and let love... ♪
好了吉迪恩切歌♥吧
Okay, Gideon. Take this one away.
你也是回忆的一部分
But you were part of this memory.
没有你这一切都不复存在
None of this exists without you.
我会我会我会
♪ I will, I will, I will
我会永远在那里分享
♪ I will be there to share forever ♪
爱让我们在一起
♪ Love will keep us together
我之前说过再说一次
♪ I said it before and I'll say it again ♪
我们的爱是假装的
♪ Our love is pretend
此时此刻彼时彼刻我都需要你
♪ I need you now and I need you then ♪
停止吧
♪ Just stop
我知道该怎么做了
I know what I have to do.
好了你在哪儿
All right, where are you?
你不能躲着我
You can't hide from me.
现在我做主了
I'm in control now.
不管她们俩对你说了什么你都不能信
Whatever those two told you, you can't believe it.
记住他们是敌人
Remember, they're the enemy.
你错了
You're wrong.
你要开枪打我吗