石油天王（2024）

Landman S01E07

Part 6 Dec. 29, 2025, 10:21 a.m.

在一个四分卫的卡车上亲热
by fucking the quarterback in the bed of his truck?
你怎么知道他是四分卫?
How'd you know he's a quarterback?
所有人都知道!
Everybody knows he's a quarterback!
天吶
God.
他很出名
He's famous.
你得学会自我克制宝贝
You're gonna have to muster some self-control, honey.
我知道我克制了
I do. I did.
我没想跟他发♥生♥关♥系♥
I didn't mean to have sex with him,
我只是想跟他聊会天就这样
I was just gonna jerk him off, that's all
-我只是想... -够了!
-I was gonna---Stop!
拜托看在老天的份上亲爱的
Please. For Christ's sakes, honey.
你觉得我想知道这些吗?
You think I want that in my fucking head?
我是个正常人老爸好吗?
Tam a sexual being, Daddy, okay?
该死的
Goddamn it.
有些事情是控制不了的
Some things can't be controlled.
哦哦可不是嘛你当然能控制
Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, you can.
你也该控制住
And you should.
还有你觉得什么样的人
And by the way, what kind of guy.
但凡对女性有一点尊重
who has any fucking respect for a woman.
会在认识15分钟就想跟她亲热?
tries to fuck her in the first 15 minutes he met her?
那你跟妈妈是认识多久才发♥生♥关♥系♥的?
eWll, how long did you know Mama before you two had sex?
嗯?
Hmm?
太久远了我记不清了
A long time ago, I don't remember..
但我知道我们约会了一段时间
But I know we dated each other for quite a while
才做这种事...
before I did any shit like that...
妈妈说你见她10分钟就带她去车上了
Yeah, well, Mama said you had her in the back seat of your car
不要是她找不到车停在哪儿
within ten minutes of seeing her.
不然5分钟就够了
And if she had known where your car was parked,
她说她当时就想找到你的车
it would've cut five minutes off that time.
这些烟会要你的命
Those things are gonna kill you..
那我希望今晚就要
Well, I hope they do it tonight.
我跟你讲
Let me tell you something.
我小时候想养只黑猩猩
When I was a little kid, I wanted a chimpanzee.
你知道为什么吗?
You know why I wanted one?
我想给他穿上水手服
I wanted to dress him up in a little sailor suit,
像电视里看到的那种牛仔装一样
a little western outfit and shit like you see on TV.
直到我长大才意识到
eWll, I grew up and realized
它们真正会做的是
that what they really fucking do
咬掉你的重要部位
is they rip your nuts out
再撕烂你半张脸
and bite half your fucking face off
还朝你扔大便
and throw shit at you.
你懂我意思吗?
Do you know what I mean?
不懂
No.
好吧...
Well...
对了提醒你一声你被禁足了
In case you haven't figured it out, you're grounded.
什么? 你不能这样老爸
What? You can't do that, Daddy.
德州的同意年龄是17岁
The age of consent in Texas is 17.
所以禁足侵犯了我的宪法权利
So grounding me violates my constitutional rights.
听着父女之间需要立一些规矩
Listen, fathers and daughters need to live by a code,
所以你得告诉我你一辈子都会听话
so you tell me you're a virgin until the day you die,
如果你生了孩子
and if you ever have kids,
就告诉我是用人工授精的
tell me you're artificially inseminated...
如果你能这样我就付你的大学学费
And if you can do that for me, I'll pay for college
你的宝马车公♥寓♥和其他所有费用
and your little BMW and the apartment and all that shit.
但千万别戳破真♥相♥
But, please, give me the illusion..
-所以你是希望我撒谎? -竭尽全力撒谎吧
So you want me to lie? -With your whole heart.
好吧你早点告诉我不就好了
Well, you should have said that from the beginning.
哦对了
Oh, by the way?
你妈在你手♥机♥上装了定位
Your mom has a GPS tracker on your phone...
我知道
I know.
我应该多走动走动的
I should've moved around more.
但是老爸...
But, Daddy...
他太性感了
He's so fucking hot.
不能这么说这是真♥相♥
No, no, no. That's the truth.
他在读圣经故事我就完全沉浸其中了
He was reading Bible stories and I just got lost in 'em.
好吧 -嗯
All right. -Mm-hmm.
好姑娘
Good girl.
我爱你老爸
I love you, Dadd.y..
先等等
Hold that thought.
阿丽安娜这不是在强迫你
Ariana, this isn't an attempt to coerce you.
我们只是想帮你和你的孩子
e W are trying to help you and your son.
我觉得有必要指出如果你拒绝
I think it's worth pointing out if you refuse,
我们将被迫停止对其他家庭的打款
we will be forced to withhold payment to the other families.
其他家庭都签字了
The other families signed.
他们签了一份协议
They signed an agreement
而我们还没有签
that we have yet to sign.
因为我们在等你
Because we are waiting on you..
签什么协议?
Agreement to sign what?
这么快就来了这是私人事务先生
That didn't take long. This is a private matter, sir.
我想让他看看
I'd like him to see it.
你能帮我看看这个吗?
Would you look at this for me?
好
Yeah.
你是...?
And you are...?
库珀
Cooper.
库珀
"Cooper."
库珀·诺里斯?
Cooper Norris?
没错女士
Yes, ma'am.
我们正在到处找你呢
We've been looking everywhere for you..