查莉成长日记（2010）

Good Luck Charlie S02E15

Part 2 May 28, 2022, 7:53 p.m.

Correct.
当然如果当切割机出现故障时
And of course when the separating machine acts up,
也许会有鸡的眼珠
the occasional eyeball.
噢嘿老爸欢迎来到盖比小天地
Oh, hey dad. Welcome to Gabe's place.
PJ的东西呢
What happened to P.J.'s stuff?
谁 -你哥
Who? -Your brother.
噢想起来了他的东西已经远去了
Oh right. His things have been removed.
说实话屋子收拾的还不错
Actually it's very impressive.
我也想弄弄我的屋子
I may have to do this with my room.
老妈要去哪
Where would mom go?
谁
Who?
好了我正准备看电影呢
Well, I'm about to watch a movie,
感谢前来拜访
so thanks for stopping by.
等一下 “死亡衣橱”
Wait a minute. "Closet of doom"?
是啊我听说挺好看的
Yeah, I hear it's supposed to be awesome.
盖比这是史上最恐怖的电影了
Gabe, this is one of the scariest movies of all time.
你会看见令人毛孔悚然的小丑在屋子里乱蹦
You've got the creepy clown that's jumping around the room.
还有一个小孩被衣橱里的神秘入口
You get the kid that gets sucked into another dimension
吸进了异次元空间
through a portal in the closet.
拜托别剧透啊
Hello. Spoiler alert.
我只是说说而已
I'm just saying.
知道吗我也可以娱乐下
You know what? I could hang out.
陪你一起看
I could watch it with you.
好了我今晚只想独自待会儿
That's all right. I kind of wanted the place to myself tonight.
不如明天吧
Maybe tomorrow?
等一下 PJ明天就回来了
Wait a minute. P.J.'s gonna be back tomorrow.
好了别找借口了晚安吧
Well, we tried. Bye-bye now.
鸡翅鸡翅鸡头鸡爪
Wing, wing, head, foot.
嘿 PJ -嘿老兄
Hey P.J. -Hey man.
哥们你干嘛呢 -学习
Dude, what are you doing? -I'm studying.
学习拜托老兄今天可是到这里的第一个晚上
Studying? Come on, bro, it's our first night.
我知道但明天有考试
I know, but we have finals tomorrow.
老兄当你双鬓斑白时
Dude, when you get older,
你难道希望回首在大学的两天时光
do you want to look back at your two days in college
只能说出这番话“我把时间全用来学习了”
and say, "all I did was study"?
那我就休息五分钟
I guess I could take a five-minute break.
好的 -好的
Yes. -Yeah.
派对
Party!
泰迪
Teddy.
怎么了
Yeah?
你的笔记本电脑是不是丢了
Have you been missing your laptop?
是啊我一直在找呢
Yes, I've been looking all over for it.
找到了
Found it.
不要不要不要
No. No no no no.
也许还能用
Maybe it'll be okay.
看来报废了
Or not.
复活吧复活吧复活吧
Please work, please work, please work.
笔记本电脑怎么会在洗碗机里呢
How did it get in the dishwasher anyway?
肯定是在我和外婆打电♥话♥的时候查莉扔进去的
Charlie must have put it in there while I was talking to grandma.
拜托启动拜托启动
Come on, boot up. Come on, boot up.
拜托启动 -泰迪泰迪淡定淡定
Come on, boot up. -Teddy, Teddy, Teddy, stop it, stop it.
别难过了我们再给你买♥♥个新的
It'll be okay. We'll get you a new one.
不成老妈你不明白的
No, mom, you don't understand.
所有的视频日记都在里面呢
All of my video diaries were on here.
宝贝我还以为都在你的摄像机里呢
Honey, I thought they were in your camera.
没有我把它们存电脑里了
No no, I put them on my computer
就是为了妥善保存
for safekeeping.
噢宝贝宝贝别难过了
Oh, honey, honey, I'm so sorry.
整整两年的心血全进下水道了
It's two years' worth of video diaries just down the drain.
也算用洗碗机给漂白干净了
Well, through the rinse cycle anyway.
噢别这样别这样
Oh, now come on, come on.
你可以再录更多的视频日记啊
You'll make more video diaries and it'll all be okay.
算了我以后也不再录像了 -为什么
No, forget it. I'm not making any more. -Why not?
如果查莉不能从第一集看起
If Charlie can't watch them from the beginning,
那还有什么意义
then what's the point?
别这样别这样你还要给她好多的建议
No no no, you were giving her such great advice
关于如何处理生活感情和家庭
about how to deal with life and relationships and her family.
她会需要这些建议的
She's gonna need that.
亲爱的我都要抓狂了
Honey, I'm only gonna get crazier.
不了她会自己悟出那些问题的答案的
No, she's just gonna have to figure it out for herself.
我不会再录视频了
I'm done with the video diaries.
真是可惜
It's such a shame.
她为视频日记付出了这么多
She worked so hard on those.
而且里面还有我的很多镜头
And I was in so many of them.
看见了吗约翰尼
See, Johnny?
这个小丑娃娃是死的
The clown doll isn't alive.
好吧爸爸
Okay, dad.
但是再检查一遍衣橱吧
But check the closet one more time.
好的小鬼
Sure, sport.
看这根本就没有啊啊啊
See? There's nothing to... Arghh-hh!
没事的可可这只是个电影
It's okay, cocoa. It's only a movie...
但恐怖的吓人啊
A really scary movie.
来吧查莉你今晚睡在PJ的床上
Come on, Charlie. You're gonna sleep in P.J.'s bed tonight.
过来
Come on.
好了
Okay.
怎么回事
What's going on?
呃是这样的
Um, well,
查莉哭了
Charlie was crying.
我怎么没听见
I didn't hear anything.
但是我听见了
Well, I did.
而且她看起来是受到惊吓了
And she sounded very very scared.
所以我觉得让她和我睡一起会让她感到安全些
So I thought she'd feel safer sleeping in here with me.
查莉受到惊吓了
So Charlie was scared?
老爸我知道现在有点迟了但是今晚查莉和我一间房♥
Dad, I know it's late, but Charlie's stay with me.
好吧那个
All right, well,
感谢尽到一个好哥哥的责任
thanks for being such a good Big Brother
这么突然唐突肯定有鬼
all of a sudden.
小意思
No problem.
在盖比的小天地就是这么做的
That's how we roll here at Gabe's place.
亲爱的今天几月几号♥啊
Honey, what's today's date?
2026年1月7号♥
January 7th, 2026.
看看我我又写成了2025年
Look at me. I'm still writing 2025.
查莉·邓肯
Charlie Duncan,
你应该一小时前回家的
your curfew was an hour ago.
管他呢
Whatever.
别这么和我们说话小太妹给我把口香糖吐出来
Don't you whatever us, young lady. And spit that gum out.
没问题
You got it.
噢通知你们下我退学了
Oh, by the way, I quit school today.
你什么 -我要和男朋友私奔
You what? -And I'm running away with my boyfriend.
你和斯内克私奔了
You're running away with Snake?
只要他刑满释放我们就私奔
As soon as he gets out of jail.
我就费解了查莉
I don't get it, Charlie.
你虽然长得像泰迪但是内心和她真是大相径庭
You look so much like Teddy, but you're so different.
噢又是泰迪泰迪泰迪
Oh, Teddy Teddy Teddy.
我听够了那个窝囊废的名字
I'm so sick of hearing about that clump nugget.
嘿嘿嘿
Hey hey hey hey.
不许这么说科罗拉多州州长
Do not talk that way about the governor of Colorado.
我管她作甚她又没为我付出过什么
Why should I care about Teddy? What's she ever done for me?
像是泰迪刚飞过来了
That sounds like Teddy now.
我走了
I'm out of here.
嗨老妈嗨老爸
Hi mom. Hi dad.
二老可好啊
So how are you guys?
那个不怎么好
Well, not so good.
查莉又不听管教了
Charlie's out of control again.
我就知道会这样的
I knew this would happen.
要是我没放弃录那些视频日记该多好啊
If only I hadn't given up on those video diaries.
宝贝不要自责了
Honey, you can't blame yourself.
不这是实话全是我的过错
No, it's true. It's all my fault.
全是我的过错全是我的过错
It's all my fault. It's all my fault.
全是我的过错全是我的过错
It's all my fault. It's all my fault.
真是的我不能这样对待查莉