查莉成长日记（2010）

Good Luck Charlie S02E10

Part 2 May 28, 2022, 7:53 p.m.

我们还是先看说明书吧
we're gonna read the directions.
鲍勃你能不能不要总是这样
Bob, that always takes forever.
亲爱的说明书决定了这将变成堡垒还是废木
Honey, the directions are the difference between a fort and firewood.
我们才不需要什么说明书
We don't need directions.
我们只要照着箱子上的图片搭就完全可以了
All we have to do is look at the picture on the box and make that.
只要看看图片就够了
Just look at the picture and make that.
怪不得你做饭那个水平
Well, that explains your cooking.
我回屋拿眼镜去
I'm gonna go get some reading glasses.
什么都不许乱碰
Do not touch anything
等我回来
until I get back.
才不呢
I won't.
慢走啊
Take your time.
住手喂喂喂给我停下你在干什么
Stop! Whoa whoa whoa, stop stop! What are you doing?
把这两片插上马上就好了
I'm making these two pieces fit. I almost got it.
不不不别再踢它了
No no, no more kicking.
我们得看说明书
We have to read the directions.
我们不用通过说明书来知道这两片
We don't have to read the directions to know that this piece
正好能插在一起
fits into this piece pretty much.
把东西给我 -不行你让我来做
Gimme this. - No, would you just let me do this.
把东西给我你完全不知道怎么搭
Gimme this. You don't know what you're doing,
你会弄伤到人的
and somebody might get hurt.
你没事吧
Are you okay?
我眼前有三个你的影子
Because I'm seeing three of you right now
我连一个影子都不想看到
and I don't even wanna see one of you,
你还是自己去搭吧
I'm gonna let you build this by yourself.
多谢了
Thank you.
彼此彼此
From all of us.
盖比你家长还来不来了
Gabe, are your parents coming or not?
梦露老师这是几根手指
Mrs. Monroe, how many fingers am I holding up?
三根 -嗯他们在路上了
Three. - Yeah, they're on their way.
你好 -妈妈
Hello. - Mom!
你在这儿啊你个小混♥蛋♥
There you are, you little scamp.
打住
Dial it down.
我是梦露太太 -嗨
I'm Mrs. Monroe. - Hi.
真高兴见到你
So nice to meet you.
我是艾米邓肯护士四个孩子的母亲
Yes, Amy Duncan, nurse, mother of four.
你怎么样
How you doing?
别说了
Way down.
这是我丈夫
There's my husband.
爸爸抱歉伙计们我来晚了
Dad? Sorry, I'm late, chaps.
我是鲍勃
I'm Bob.
邓肯先生我不知道你原来是英国人
Mr. Duncan, I didn't know you were british.
没错我太太也不知道
Yeah, neither did Mrs. Duncan.
不错我就是英国人
That's right. I'm british.
怪不得您口音那么有趣
What an interesting accent.
您是来自英国的哪儿
What part of england are you from?
鸵鸟屎屎郡
Ostrich-shi-shi-shire.
什么
Pardon.
鸵鸟屎屎郡
Ostrich-shi-shi-shire.
我该不是听成了鸵鸟郡吧
I don't believe I've heard of ostrichshire.
您少说了一个"屎" 亲爱的老师
You one "shi" short, love.
爸爸我闯祸了咱还是说说这件事吧
Dad, I'm in trouble. Let's focus on that.
没错盖比表现不乖
Yes, Gabe has been misbehaving
我想我们得谈谈
and I thought we should talk about it.
好的你放心我们知道了
Yes, rest assured, we are aware,
我们会管教他的坏表现的
and are going to put an end to this behavior.
我会把这臭小子拖去
Yes, I will be taking the young lad out
关进牧羊馅饼蜀葵屋
to the hollyhock house where we'll Shepherd his pie.
什么 -他们鸵鸟屎屎郡的人
What? - It's just something they say
都这么说的啦
in ostrich-shi-shi... where he's from.
嗨爸爸 -嗨
Hey, dad. - Hey.
你为什么戴着假胡子
Why are you wearing a fake mustache?
那你又为什么不戴
Why aren't you wearing one?
我很喜欢我俩的谈话方式
I do enjoy our talks, son.
嗯既然都在谈了
Hey, while we're talking,
你认为完美的第一次约会应该是怎么样的
what's your idea of a perfect first date?
第一次约会第一次约会
First date? First date.
啊不行
No, I'm sorry.
我必须先知道胡子是怎么回事
I really need an answer on that mustache.
好吧我正在假扮成英国版的你
Fine. I was pretending to be a british version of you.
所以说你想问约会的事啰
So you got a question about dating.
是啊我想为斯凯勒出个好主意
Yeah, I gotta come up with something great for Skyler,
可我没什么想法
but I don't have any ideas.
月光野餐怎么样
How about a moonlight picnic?
你们可以开车上山俯瞰城市的灯光
You can drive up into the mountains, look out over the lights of the city.
听起来很浪漫
Sounds romantic.
当然 -我觉得很好谢谢爸爸
Yeah. - I like it. Thanks, dad.
嗯爸爸 -嗨
Hey, dad. - Hey.
你为什么戴着假胡子
Why are you wearing a fake mustache?
那你又为什么不戴
Why aren't you wearing one?
小查莉转眼间
Charlie, before you know it,
你就会有比纸盒好玩儿多的地方玩了
you're gonna have something a lot better than a box to play in.
让我钉好这最后一个钉子
Now let me just finish off this last nail
就可以
and...
其实吧纸盒也挺好玩儿的
Then again, that box looks pretty fun.
嗨 -嗨
Oh, hey. - Hey.
嗨 -嗨
Hey. - Hey.
你看起来不错 -你看起来不错
You look good. - You look good.
我们都看起来不错
We all look good.
你们能坐下吗我们正在玩猜名人游戏呢
Would you sit down? Trying to do the celebrity word scramble here.
朱丽叶罗伯茨
Julia Roberts!
泰迪问你个问题
Teddy, I gotta ask you something.
你是不是不想让我去你家
Is there a reason that you didn't want me to come to your house?
不干嘛这么说
No, what are talking about?
瑞安雷诺兹
Ryan Reynolds.
自己想就行了
Do it in your head.
我不知道我有点觉得
I don't know. I kinda got the vibe that maybe
你不想让你的家人见我
you don't wanna introduce me to your family.
不不是我不想让他们见你
No, it's not that I don't want them to meet you.
是我不想让他们见你的摩托
It's that I don't want them to meet your motorcycle
还有皮靴还有印着骷髅的
and your biker boots and your leather jacket
皮夹克
with the skull on it.
泰迪我不想成为那种
Teddy, I don't wanna be somebody
躲着你父母的人
you have to hide from your parents.
扎克埃夫隆 -求你了
Zac Efron! - Come on!
你知道吗我喜欢你现在的样子
You know what? I like you the way you are.
这才是关键
That's all that matters.
明天晚上来吧我让他们见见你
So come over tomorrow night and I'll introduce you.
好
Cool.
给你 -谢谢妈妈
Here you go. - Thank you, mother.
那是盖比的妈妈
That's Gabe's mother.
而且那不是他丈夫
And that's not her husband.
安啦他们可能只是朋友
Relax, maybe they're just friends.
或者不止
Or not.
还在节食吗妈妈
Diet, mother?
你都41岁了还单身
You're 41 years old and single.
是的还在节食
Yeah, diet.
安吉丽娜朱莉 -妈妈
Angelina Jolie! - Mom!
哈看看哪
Ha! Look at that.
它一开始在那儿
Yeah, first it was there,
现在在这儿了
and now it's here.
那儿这儿
There, here.
你竟然成功了 -看来某人说错了哦
You actually did this. - Guess somebody was wrong.
小查莉宝贝谁说错了呀 -爸爸
Charlie, honey, who was wrong? - Daddy!
好吧爸爸很感动
Well, daddy's very impressed.
还有点吃惊
And a little shocked.
妈妈要跳起胜利之舞
And mommy is gonna do a victory dance.
我对啦你错啦
I'm right, you're wrong
我对你错我对啦 -好吧
I'm right, you're wrong, I'm right. - All right.
现在我们倒着说
Now we're gonna switch it up.