查莉成长日记（2010）

Good Luck Charlie S02E01

Part 2 May 28, 2022, 7:52 p.m.

但我们需要金点子
But we need a good one,
而且应该让查莉成为其中的卖♥♥点
and Charlie should be the star of it.
我一直想把查莉从火炮中发射出去
Well, I've always wanted to shoot her out of a cannon.
成了馊点子继续往外冒
All right, still emptying out all those bad ideas, okay.
火炮不成内♥裤♥不成
No cannons? No underpants?
你们真是不懂我的良苦用心
You're really tying my hands here.
嘿嘿亲爱的亲爱的
Hey hey, honey! Honey!
嘿过来进来来
Hey, come on. Come in here. Come on.
我给你看样东西 -什么东西啊
I've got something I wanna show you. -What is it?
我给你展示下我为查莉生日派对准备的东西
I wanna show you the entertainment I got for Charlie's party.
看看吧
Voila.
一辆黄包车
A little cart.
难道是你来拉这辆车吗
This is why I'm missing "judge ira"?
天啊我好像应该把黄包车挂在
Oh my, I seemed to have put the cart before the...
一匹马后面
Horse!
确定这是一匹马吗
Are you sure it's a horse?
我见过比这还大的狗
I've seen bigger dogs.
说实话比这大的猫我都见过
Actually, I've seen bigger cats.
亲爱的这是迷你马
Honey, it's a miniature horse.
不过他还是挺可爱的
Well, he is kind of cute.
你是从哪弄来的 -在马厩里
Where did you find him? -At the stables.
告诉你我本来想弄匹小马驹
You know, I was gonna get a pony,
但随后我在停车场发现了这家伙
and then I met this guy in the parking lot
有个人说“咱们做笔交易吧”
who said, "Have I got a deal for you."
接着我说“不用了谢谢”
And well, after I said "no thank you" to the speakers,
随后他就把这匹马牵出来了
he brought out shamrock here.
他真是可爱
Aw, he's adorable.
为什么他的尾巴翘起来了
Why is his tail going up?
噢
Oh.
太好了
That was great.
嘿妈我们刚完成了视频拍摄
Hey, mom, we finished the video.
想看看吗 -噢太好了
You wanna see it? -Oh, can't wait.
太好了门票我们赢定了
Yeah, we are so gonna win those tickets.
咯咯笑
Gurgles!
咯咯笑访谈
晚上好
Good evening.
今天做客的是咯咯笑的最忠实的粉丝
I'm here with the world's biggest gurgles fan,
夏洛特·邓肯小姐
miss Charlotte Duncan.
噢不要请叫我查莉
Oh no, please call me Charlie.
不要太客套
We're all friends here.
那么查莉告诉我们你是如何
So, Charlie, tell me how you first
知道咯咯笑的
became acquainted with the gurgles.
其实我当时是十七...不是十八个月大的时候
Well, I was 17... no, 18 months
当时我正在换频道找节目看
and I was doing a little bit of channel surfing.
那些无聊的节目啊
Boring, blah.
不是去过的就是看过的突然
Been there, seen that. Then ba-bam!
这世上最美妙的画面映入我的眼帘
The most wonderful collection of shapes and colors.
我从未看过 -咯咯笑
I had ever seen. -The gurgles.
必须是咯咯笑
The gurgles indeed.
看他们的演唱会可以让我感觉到...
And seeing them in concert would make me feel...
好了还是用行动来表达吧
Well, why don't I just show you?
灯光
Lights, please.
哇快看啊 -太棒了
Wow, look at this. -Cool.
哇
Wow!
原谅我我刚才有点激动
Forgive me. I got a bit carried away.
如果现在采访结束了
Now if we're done here,
有人答应要给我一盒果汁的
I was promised a juice box.
结束
你们真是太有才了
You guys, that was amazing!
噢老妈是你生出了个有才的查莉
Oh, mom, you made a brilliant Charlie.
噢难道不是吗
Oh, didn't I?
演得不错演得不错
Good show, good show.
再放一遍
Again.
是吗 -是的
Yes? -Yeah.
嘿亲爱的你看见车♥库♥遥控器了吗
Hey, honey, you seen the garage door opener?
不用找了
Never mind.
你搞什么
What are you doing?
有只迷你马在我们的车♥库♥里
There's a mini-horse in our garage.
你不觉着我应该好好利用下吗
Did you really think I wouldn't take advantage of that?
你去哪了
Where did you go?
去奥斯丁家了
Just down the street to Austin's house.
当时他正吹嘘他新买♥♥的狗
He's been bragging about his new dog.
这立马让他哑口无言了
This shut him right up.
好了你能先下来吗
All right, come on. Get out of there, would you?
好吧
Okay.
噢给你
Oh, here. There you go.
这是什么 -门票啊
What is this? -Tickets.
你不知道开小马车发短♥信♥也要挨罚单吗
Did you know you can't text while riding a mini-horse?
哦盖比 -什么事儿
Uh, Gabe - Yep?
你忘了某事吧 -噢没错
You forgetting something? - Oh right.
嘿现在三点了
Hey, it's 3:00.
获奖视频现在应该公布了
The winning video should be up by now.
我这就去看
I'm on it
嘿 PJ 原来你今天还要上班啊
Hey, P.J. I didn't know you were working today.
不上这是我唯一一件干净的T恤
I'm not. This is my only clean shirt.
还有你为什么戴着这顶帽子
Then why are you wearing the hat?
只穿工作T恤还真挺蠢
I don't wanna look stupid.
噢看啊有结果了他们登出了获奖视频
Oh, it's up. They've posted the winning video.
天啊我紧张得都不敢看了
Oh, I can't look.
快啊告诉我我们赢了告诉我我们赢了
Okay, tell me we won. Tell me we won.
你怎么还没告诉我我们赢了
Why aren't you telling me we won?
因为我们输了 -什么不可能啊
Because we lost. - What? I don't believe it.
哪一个视频会可能比我们更好
What video could possibly be better than ours?
获奖视频
知道我有多爱咯咯笑组合吗
How much do I love the gurgles?
裤爱
恐怕此时
Now at this point
某蠢人不得不说"我早告诉过你"
a jerk might say "I told you so."
没错我早告诉过你
I told you so!
那我们该怎么办呀
So now what are we gonna do?
去市中心的皮埃蒙特酒店
Go downtown to the piedmont hotel
咯咯笑组合就住那儿问他们去讨票好了
where the gurgles are staying and beg them for tickets?
你怎么会知道他们住哪儿
How do you know where they're staying?
"咯咯笑粉丝网"上面写的
It was on the "all things gurgles" website.
不会只有我一人知道这消息吧
Am I the only one who reads that?
是的是的因为你是他们粉丝中
Yes yes, because you're their only fan
唯一识字的
that can actually read.
你真的以为去敲他们的房♥门
So you're just gonna knock on their door
他们就能放你进去吗
and they're gonna let you in?
会的只要我们
They will if we're delivering
送他们桶鲜香炸鸡排
a delicious bucket of chicken.
要么就送你干外卖♥♥时送的那玩意儿吧
Or that stuff you deliver.
好主意我们这就出发
Great! Let's go.
慢着你们怎么知道
Wait a minute. How are you gonna know
他们住哪间房♥ -423
what room they're in? - 423.
我可是"咯咯笑粉丝网"的高级会员
I'm an "all things gurgles" premium subscriber.
你居然如此单纯地以为大家能顺从你的计划
You make a simple rule. You expect people to follow it.
盖比她才两岁她摒不住的
Gabe, she's two. She can't hold it.
我们现在能转过身了吗
Can we turn around now
不行再等会儿
Actually, give me a second.
什么状况
Unbelievable.
这样你能继续把故事讲完吗
All right, would you please just finish the story?
你还是没告诉我们你是怎么进来的
You still haven't told us how you got arrested.
好吧我们接着就去了酒店
All right, so we went down to the hotel.
嗯我是423房♥的斯坦
Yeah, this is stan in 423.
我找不到我的遥控器了
I can't find my remote control.
噢这回不在我屁♥股♥下
No, I'm not sitting on it again.
算了
Never mind.
门开着的
It's open.
我不敢相信哇这真的是你
I can't believe it. It's you!
你就是那个圆圈啊
You're the circle!
问我要签名的话五美元
You want me to sign something... Five bucks.