赏金姐妹花（2020）

Teenage Bounty Hunter S01E05

Part 1 Sept. 29, 2020, 3:24 p.m.

I don't feel like myself.
我觉得很不舒服
Is it, like, angst from missing Luke?
是因为思念卢克导致的焦虑吗？
I guess so.xa0It's so weird not seeing him every second after school
大概是下课后或者在周六日的时候不能时刻见到他
or Sat through Sun.
感觉真的很奇怪
It's like I have phantom limb syndrome.
我就好像得了幻肢综合征
I can say that, right?
我可以这么说吧？
Uh, it might be fairly disrespectful to our soldiers who actually have it.
这可能会是对真正患有此病的士兵极大的不敬
I don't know what to do with all my free time now.
我现在空闲时间都不知道该干吗了
I've read four novels this week.
我这周读了四本小说
You are sort ofxa0monologuing about yourself.
你其实一直在滔滔不绝地讲内心独白
I'm sorry. I've been so thrown off kilter.
抱歉我还没调整好
Mom is being so unfair.
妈妈太不公平了
Especially since she porked before she was married.
尤其是她在结婚前就被开♥苞♥了
Speaking of our dear mother,
说到我们亲爱的母亲
when she and Dad go to that party thing in a couple of days,
几天后等她和爸爸去参加派对时
Miles is going to come over
迈尔斯会过来
and we're going to have a relaxed, house-to-ourselves sort of night.
然后我们会度过一个放松独享家中时光的夜晚
But you won't be by yourselves, I'll be there.
但你们不会孤独的我也会在家
Right. You can be there, but maybe don't crowd us.
对你可以在家但或许还是别打扰我们比较好
Wait. Are you guys gonna--
等一下你们要…
I think yes! I think we're gonna do it.
我想是的！我想我们会做的
I really, really like Miles,
我真的很喜欢迈尔斯
and I've beenxa0talking about sex for so long
这么久以来我总是把做♥爱♥的事放嘴边
that it's time to put my money where my mouth is.
现在该撸起袖子狠狠干了
You know what I mean. I do.
-你懂我的意思 -我懂
It's like that time when I begged for bangsxa0and when I finally got them,
就像当时我恳求跟卢克做♥爱♥ 最终心愿达成时
I looked like a German boy who pick-pocketed,
我却像个行了窃的德国男孩
but I was really glad I did it.
但我还是很开心我做了
Students and faculty,
各位师生
I was hoping to begin announcements
我本想以我校
with the news of our Boys Basketball's
男孩篮球队以85分比24分
tremendous 85 to 24 victory over St. Andrews.
完胜圣安德鲁斯篮球队的新闻开始今天的公告
And I guess I just did,
我猜我刚已经那么做了
but I have some very sad news.
但我还有一则令人悲伤的消息
Mr. Koontz, our beloved substitute teacher,
昆兹老师我们亲爱的代课老师
has shed his mortal coil.
驾鹤西去了
他去世了
What? Please join me for a moment of silence
-什么？ -请大家跟我一起
for our dearly departed.
为亲爱的逝去者默哀
Who? Shh.
谁？
Mr. Koontz was my greatest mentor.
昆兹老师是我最喜欢的导师
He legit explained Algebra II to me once.
他曾合理地向我解释了代数二
It was a game changer.
对我产生了巨大的影响
He always waved at me in the hallway
他在走廊里总是对我挥手
and I never waved back.
但我从没有挥回去
But I realize now,
但我现在明白了
Koontz taught me how to love.
昆兹教会了我如何去爱
-That was beautiful.
你说得真好
What kind of filter do you want?
你想要什么滤镜？
Okay, scooch together.
好了靠紧一点
Have you thought about how technically
你有没有想过严格来说
this is the first dead person we've ever known?
这是我们认识的第一个死人？
Because we never knew Mee-maw and Dee-daw.
因为我们从未见过外公外婆
You're right. We've only ever known dead pets.
你说得对我们只认识失去的宠物
Two hamsters, one cat, one dog and another cat.
两只仓鼠、一只猫、一条狗和另一只猫
Fluffernutter doesn't count. She was such a bitch.
花生酱三明治不算它性子太乖戾了
I'm trying to picture him in Heaven.
我在努力想象他在天堂的场景
Is it clouds?
天堂是用云朵堆成的吗？
The logistics of a cloud land are super insane.
云朵之地的后勤工作应该超级难搞吧
I always picture a palace.
我总把天堂想象成一座宫殿
But is he even in Heaven?
但他在天堂吗？
Blair, he was a Christian. He went to Heaven.
布莱尔他是基♥督♥徒他去了天堂
Oh.
也不必然如此
Jeez, my butthole is in my throat.
老天我的心都跳到嗓子眼了
Luke, what are you doing?
卢克你干吗？
Oh. I wanted to surprise you.
我想给你个惊喜来着
Keep our romance alive during the struggle.
在困难时代保持住我们的爱情
I know that we're pressing pause outside of school,
我知道出了学校我们是暂停的状态
but I want you to know-- I need you to know
但我希望你知道…我需要你知道
that I'm not pressing pause on my love for you.
我对你的爱不会暂停
It's still playing at full blast.
依然是以最高音量播放的状态
And mine's on repeat.
我的爱进入了循环模式
Your activities log was such a great idea, babe.
你那个行动日志的主意太棒了宝贝
I want us to know everything the other is doing,
我希望我们俩知道彼此在做的一切事情
even if we can't do it together.
即便我们不能一起做
I saw you did thirty minutes of anger-crying at 4:00 p.m.
我看到你在下午4点进行了30分钟的愤怒哭泣
and then straight into band practice,
然后你直接参加了乐队练习
followed by an orange juice and then straight into a milk?
然后喝了一杯橘子汁然后又喝了一杯牛奶？
I couldn't get my thirst quenched hard enough after rocking so hard.
那么疯狂的摇滚之后我的饥渴怎么都压不下去
I know in my heart of hearts, though,
但我内心深处知道
that a little time apart outside of school can't touch us.
下学后分开的那一丁点时间根本不会影响到我们
We're going to be together forever.
我们会永远在一起
Um, excuse me for living,
抱歉我还活着
but why'd you say that Mr. Koontz wasn't necessarily in Heaven?
但你为何说昆兹老师不一定进了天堂？
Did you ever notice
你有注意到
how Koontz didn't participate in morning prayer?
昆兹从来不参加晨间祷告吗？
Yeah. I figured it was a medical issue.
对我还以为是健康原因
Mm-mm. He was agnostic.
他是不可知论者
Is that where you think that God is a woman?
不可知论者认为上帝是女性吗？
No. It's where you don't know what to believe,
不不可知论者是指你不知道该信什么
which is bizarre, because it's all right there in the Bible.
这很奇怪因为《圣经》里早已写明了一切
You're a real source of info this morn.
你今早带来了好多信息啊
Vlad the groundskeeper was the one who found him.
是场地管♥理♥员♥弗拉德发现的他
He told me that he was lying all alone on the edge of the field,
他告诉我他独自躺在场地边缘
a crustless PB and J lying next to him.
身边有一个无皮的花生酱黄油果冻三明治
That's awful. I know.
-好惨啊 -我知道
He has to go on a month-long paid vacation to recover.
他为了恢复不得不带薪休假一个月
No, it's awful about Mr. Koontz dying alone.
不我是说昆兹先生孤独死去太惨了
I can't think of anything worse than to be alone in this life.
我想不出比孤独度过一生更惨的事情
Oh, no, no, no, baby.
不是的宝贝
That's not going to happen to us.
我们不会遇上这种事
We're going to be hand-in-hand
我们会手牵手
looking down at our memorial from Heaven,
在天堂俯瞰我们的追悼会
watching our children celebrate us,
看着我们的孩子
and our children's children,
我们孩子的孩子悼念我们
and their friends if they would like to come.
还有他们的朋友如果他们想来的话
All will be welcome.
我们欢迎所有人
Oh. Have you already planned it?
你都已经计划好了？
Yes, I have some ideas.
对我有一些主意
A memorial?
追悼会？
Hmm. No, we don't have a memorial planned.
不我们没有安排什么追悼会
Didn't you hear the moment of silence?
对你们没参加默哀吗？
It was, like, eight seconds. Mmhm.
那感觉得有八秒钟
That's all we're going to do for him?
我们为他默哀一下就算完了？
He was a nice man.
他是个好人
I saw him brake for a squirrel once,
我有次看到他为一只松鼠急刹车
and then he got rearended. Oh.
然后他被追尾了
Don't you feel that as Christians, we should honor him?
你们不觉得作为基♥督♥徒我们应该好好悼念他？
Of course, dear,
当然了亲爱的
but he didn't have that deep of a tie to the school.
但他跟学校的关系没那么深厚
I mean, for instance, if he had gone to Willingham as a student,
我是说假如他曾在威灵汉姆上学
and then he came back to teach,
然后回校任教
I mean, we'd definitely have a service for someone like that.
我们肯定会为这样的人举♥行♥追悼会
And if we did, I'm sure there'd bexa0 a mix CD
如果我们那么做我相信她左手边的
in her upper left-hand desk drawer.
书桌抽屉里会有一张混刻CD
Well, we would love to take it upon ourselves
那我们想自己揽下这份工作
and put together a memorial for him, if that's okay.
给他办一个追悼会如果没问题的话
Oh. And it should be,
应该没问题
since it's a school activity, during school hours.
既然这是于在校时间进行的学校活动
That is so lovely and thoughtful of you.
你们俩真是体贴暖心
I also had the idea to put on a memorial for him.