赏金姐妹花（2020）

Teenage Bounty Hunter S01E01

Part 1 Sept. 29, 2020, 3:23 p.m.

What...
怎么了？
What's that for?
拿这个做什么？
Uh...
嗯呢
Uh, wait, wait, wait, Sterling, um...
等一下斯特琳
My virginity is a gift that I want to give to my future wife,
我想把自己的童贞作为礼物送给我未来的妻子
and I'm pretty sure you want to give the same gift
你肯定也希望送同样的礼物
to your future husband,
给你未来的丈夫
so even though I'm feeling very, um...
所以即便我现在觉得很是…
Horny?
欲♥火♥攻心？
Tempted.
按捺不住
Even though I'm feeling very tempted, um...
即便我现在觉得自己很是按捺不住…
I think we should pray...
我觉得我们应该祷告…
for restraint.
祈求克制
Okay?
好吗？
All right.
好的
Dear Lord, please take away
亲爱的主请带走
Satan's wicked temptation.
撒旦的邪恶诱惑
You are good and gracious,
你宽宏慈悲
and we strive to be good and gracious
我们也努力做到宽宏慈悲
in the face of the--
在面对…
the devil.
魔鬼的时候
Okay. Okay.
好了
John 3:16: "God so loved the world
《约翰福音》第3章第16节 “神爱世人
that He gave His one and only son
甚至将他的独生子赐给他们
that whoever believes in Him, shall not perish
叫一切信他的不至灭亡
but have eternal life."
反得永生”
Wait... uh, what?
等一下…什么？
Whoever believes in Him will have eternal life.
一切信他的会得永生
You believe in Jesus, don't you?
你信耶稣对吧？
Of course.
当然
Well, then you shall have eternal life.
那你就会得永生
"The Lord is my shepherd.
“耶♥和♥华♥是我的牧者
I shall not be in want."
我必不至缺乏”
"I shall not be in want."
“我必不至缺乏”
Oh, man. I really love you.
老天我真的好爱你
First Peter 4:8...
《彼得前书》第4章第8节…
"And above all, love each other... deeply
“最要紧的是彼此切实…相爱
because love covers...
因为爱能遮掩…
-...a multitude... of... sin..."
许多…的…罪…”
What did you think?
你觉得怎么样？
I thought it was really dope. Mmhm.
感觉真棒
Yeah, that was-- that was super dope.
对刚才真是…真是太棒了
What was your favorite part?
你最喜欢哪一刻？
I guess, the end?
大概是最后一刻？
Yeah, that twisty thing, where I added the second hand?
嗯那个弯着揉的动作我把另一只手也用上的时候？
That's a new move. Uh...
那是我新学的招式
You experienced my world premiere.
你享受到了我提供的全球首次体验的待遇
I was just meaning, like, at the end where I...
其实我说的是我最后…
Oh, r... -Right. Right, right. -Yeah, yeah.
-没错 -对是的
Did it feel better than when you do it with your own hand?
这样比你自己用手舒服多了吧？
I mean, like... no...
其实那个…也不是…
but it's still, like, a lot cooler
但这样还是更爽一些
because you got tits... -...and stuff like that, you know?
因为能看到咪♥咪♥啊什么的你懂吧？
Thank you. That's so helpful.
谢谢你这话太安慰人了
No, you will...
不你会…
You want to try and win?
你想试试看能赢吗？
I don't think you need to cheat Okay. Let's see.
-我觉得你不用作弊… -好的再说吧
Go ahead.
下来吧
Take it.
-把大拇指给我快给我 -给你
Oh. 'Sup, guys.
你们怎么样？
Hi. Hi.
-嗨 -嗨
Nothing much.
还可以
All right. I'm out of here. Bye, dude.
-好了我走了 -再见伙计
Have a good night.
晚安
Good night, guys.
晚安了各位
See ya.
再见
Bye, Luke.
-再见卢克 -再见伙计
Later, man.
再见！
I know this goes without saying,
我知道这话不必说你也知道
但这件事我们还是保密
Sterling, are you sure we feel okay about this?
斯特琳你觉得这样可以吗？
我们刚违背上帝犯下了罪孽
But we love each other,
但我们彼此相爱
and love covers over a multitude of sins.
而且爱能遮掩许多的罪
I really do love you.
我真的好爱你
And I really, really love you...
我也很爱你…
And your penis. What?
-和你的小鸡鸡 -什么？
Sterling.
斯特琳
I think I like Jennings.
我好像喜欢詹宁斯
I know, shocker. The slutty twin actually having feelings for somebody,
我知道这让人震惊双胞胎里放荡的那个居然动了真心
but hear me out. Three weeks with one guy
但听我说完跟同一个男生在一起三周
对我来说绝对是破纪录了
And I've been thinking,
我一直在想
maybe this is the year I-- I-- I do it.
或许我今年就该把那件事办了
I stop being the "everything but" slut and seal the deal.
我不再当那个“一切都行只有一事例外”的贱♥人♥ 彻底搞定那事
I've done my research,
我做过研究了
and it's probably going to hurt the first time,
或许第一次的时候会痛
but with patience and a shit ton of coconut oil...
但如果耐心一点多抹点椰子油…
Nature's lube, you need to know that.
那是天然润滑剂这个你得知道
...it's gonna get awesome.
…那感觉一定会很棒
I think I'm finally ready to bone, Sterl.
我想我终于做好滚床单的准备了斯特尔
Okay. Jeez, Virgin Mary.
行了老天童贞女玛利亚
You have nothing to say?
你就没什么要说的吗？
Actually, technically, you can't call me that anymore,
其实严格来说你不能再叫我“童贞女”了
seeing as... Luke and I just had sex.
因为…我和卢克刚刚做过爱了
I'm sorry, what?
抱歉你说什么？
Luke and I... just had intercourse.
我和卢克…刚刚性♥交♥了
Intercourse? Yeah.
-性♥交♥？ -对
You? Yeah.
-你？ -对
Sex? Yeah!
-做♥爱♥？ -对！
Like, "sex" that I talk about all the time?
就是我经常挂在嘴边的“做♥爱♥”？
Sorry. In your vagina?
-抱歉 -插♥进♥阴♥道♥里那种？
I know. -Yeah. Oh, my God.
-我知道 -好吧老天
Are you sure? Yeah.
-你确定？ -确定
you're--
好吧我…你…
I guess you're the sluttier twin now.
如今你是双胞胎里更放荡的那个了
Oh, my God! Tell me everything Blair!
-老天！快都跟我说说… -布莱尔！
-Jesus, mother of God!
老天妈妈咪呀！
真该死！
-Dude, that dude looks fine.
伙计那家伙看起来没事
I say we split!
我们分头跑吧！
A hit-and-run? Are you insane?
肇事逃逸？你疯了吗？
Obviously, we call the police and then Mom and Dad--
显然我们应该报♥警♥xa0然后打给爸妈…
No! No! No!
不行！
Are you forgetting that Dad doesn't know we took his precious hunting truck?
你忘了爸爸根本不知道我们偷开了他的宝贝打猎卡车吗？
You know what? I'm going to give that dude a piece of my mind.
这样吧我去给那家伙讲讲道理
Well, be careful.
小心点
Um, hi, asshole.
嗨混♥蛋♥
A girl?
一个小姑娘？
I've been chased for the last 20 miles by some dumb skirt.
我被一个蠢娘们儿追了32公里
Can't believe I even broke a sweat.
居然一点汗都没出
Back off, bitch.
后退贱♥人♥
Language, sir. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
注意措辞先生
Okay.
好吧
All right, no need to get carried away, girls.
行了姑娘们别冲动
All right, I'll come.
好我这就出去
Look, I wasn't even trying to skip bail, all right?
听着我根本不是在弃保潜逃好吗？
I just--
我就是…
I got some personal shit to take care of.
我有一些私事要处理
Getting fitted for Invisalign.
我要去装隐形矫治器
Okay, buck teeth. Put your hands on the car.
好了大龅牙把你的手放在车上
Hold on a minute!
等一下！