赏金姐妹花（2020）

Teenage Bounty Hunter S01E04

Part 5 Sept. 29, 2020, 3:24 p.m.

-先生请你… -他不能！
Sorry, just one second.
抱歉稍等一下
Couldn't you use a bathroom break?
你就不能去趟厕所休息一下吗？
And they're putting away that spinach dip, it's to die for!
他们要把菠菜蘸酱收起来了那东西好吃极了！
Blair, what You've gotta have some before you go.
-布莱尔你… -你离开前得吃点
Please, have some for me. Thank you. Make me a plate and wait for me.
请为我吃点吧谢了给我弄一盘等着我
Thank you.
谢谢
So, unfortunately, our valet lost your car.
很遗憾我们的代客停车员把你的车弄丢了
Well, it's a pink Cadillac... Uhhuh.
我的车是辆粉色凯迪拉克
...license plate, "blessed",
车牌号♥是“神佑”
B-L-three-S-S-three-D.
具体是：BL3SS3D
Yeah, he's colorblind.
对不过他是色盲
And a little bit dyslexic, but that's between you and me.
还有点阅读障碍不过这事你别告诉别人
I'll just walk around the neighborhood myself and find it.
那我就自己在附近转转找找吧
Can't be that far.
车也不会太远
Oh, I can't let you do that. I'll drive you to your car.
我不能让你走着找我开车带你去找你的车
So...
那么…
We've been down this street already. Three times.
我们已经走过这条街了三次了
Have we? Isn't there some sort of system
-是吗？ -这里有没有某种
for keeping track of where the cars are parked?
可以追踪车辆停在哪里的系统？
我真的不会知道我不是代客停车员
If someone doesn't find my car soon,
要是有人不快点找到我的车
I'm calling the police.
我就报♥警♥了
Well, wouldn't that be the tits? What the hell are you doing?
-那不就正合我意吗？ -你到底要干什么？
I'm a real official bounty hunter!
我是真正的官方赏金猎人！
And I know about the scam that Kendra's running,
我非常清楚肯德拉在搞的骗局
like "F Everything" and "Om Shanti Shiny".
比如“搞掉一切”和“祈求和平”
You're covering for a con artist! Give her up already!
你在为骗子做掩护！赶紧把她交出来吧！
I don't know who you're talking about!
我不知道你在说谁！
Really? Kendra Saint John, aka Candy Brunswick,
是吗？肯德拉圣约翰又名坎迪布伦斯威克
aka Connie McCready, aka your pimp!
也叫康妮麦卡迪也就是你的老鸨！
Stop it!
快住口！
Just tell me where she is. I don't know!
-赶紧告诉我她在哪儿 -我不知道！
Yes, you-- Hey!
你知道你…嘿！
Come back here!
快给我回来！
There she is.
我的车在这儿
Shit! She has my keys!
可恶！钥匙在她手里！
Hey!
站住！
Get away from me, you crazy bitch!
离我远点你这个疯婊♥子♥！
Watch your language! I'm a lady!
嘴巴赶紧点！我是位淑女！
Ah! Stop it!
不许动！
Get off of me! You're hurting me!
-放开我！ -你弄疼我了！
You're hurting me!
你弄疼我了！
Sorry! -You should be!
-抱歉！ -你应该抱歉！
Tell me where she is!
告诉我她在哪儿！
Fine.
好吧
Shit!
可恶！
I'm Kendra Saint John.
我就是肯德拉圣约翰
Is that, like, how you identify,
你认为自己是个女人
or is this, like, a case of multiple personalities?
还是说你的多重人格？
No!
不是！
She bailed... and I took over.
她弃保潜逃…我就接手了
No idea where she is.
我不知道她在哪儿
A confession! Ow!
招供！
Now I can bring you in.
现在我可以把你抓进去
Except, you're not technically the bail skip.
只是严格来说你不是保释逃犯
Shit!
可恶！
-No!
-我要走了 -不行！
Not until you promise to refund
除非你答应把今天的
all the credit card transactions that happened today.
所有信♥用♥卡♥交易全部退还你才能走
And you tell me every single shred of information
而且你要把对肯德拉圣约翰了解的
you have on Kendra Saint John.
所有信息都告诉我
明白吗？
I'm waiting.
我等着呢
Um, so, yeah. That guy was pounding back champagne
没错那个家伙猛喝了很多香槟
and I-- I couldn't let him drive,
我不能让他开车
but I didn't want to say anything
但我当时不想说什么
and, like, bruise his fragile male ego.
不想挫伤他脆弱的男性自尊
So I, you know, just drove him around while he sobered up.
所以我就开车带他转了转让他醒醒酒
Which he did, after he threw up in someone's yard
在他吐到了别人家院子里之后确实醒了酒
and then a dog ate it!
然后呕吐物被狗吃了！
Um, cool. Yeah. Glad that's cleared up.
很好很高兴这事弄清了
So...
那…
what the hell is going on?
到底是怎么回事？
What? Well,
-什么？ -嗯
first, you acted weird when I showed up.
先是我出现的时候你表现得很奇怪
You weren't even, like, happy.
你甚至都不高兴
Then you tried to do my job.
然后你试图做我的工作
Then you went off with that dude!
然后你和那个家伙离开了！
What's going on?
怎么回事？
You started it!
都是你引起的！
You can't show up unannounced on a girl like that.
你不能不打招呼就那样出现在女孩面前
Like, ever.
永远不能
Okay?
知道吗？
Okay. All right, fine.
知道了那好吧
Maybe it wasn't the best surprise?
也许这次的惊喜不够好？
I'll check next time.
下次我再试试
Okay.
好吧
Thank you.
谢谢
Yeah.
嗯
You-- You told me that you liked me because I'm down to earth.
你说你喜欢我是因为我很务实
And then, you show up as an employee at my Richie Rich house
然后你作为雇员出现在我家像《小富翁里奇》里一样的豪♥宅♥里
for my mom's Richie Rich party.
为我妈妈的富翁派对服务
I felt embarrassed, like...
我感到很尴尬感觉…
like you wouldn't like me anymore,
感觉你不会再喜欢我了
or think I was cool, or whatever.
或者你不会觉得我酷了
For real?
真的吗？
Yeah, for real.
嗯真的
I was hoping the first time you came to my house
我本来希望你第一次来我家
would be, like, as my boyfriend and, like, totally normal.
会是作为我的男朋友出现完全正常的那种
Your boyfriend. huh?
你的男朋友？
Maybe?
也许吧？
Okay, I say we turned this day around.
好吧看来今天的误会都澄清了
Oh, this is my driveway.
我家车道在这边
Uh, the next one on the right.
下一个右边那个
Okay. Yeah.
-好的 -嗯
All right. Peace.
好了再见
Uh, dude. What?
-哥们 -怎么了？
You're rich!
你真有钱！
You said that your mom worked two jobs.
你说你妈做了两份工作
Well, she's a lawyer and a state senator.
她是律师也是州参议员
Oh, yeah.
是啊
And your dad?
你♥爸♥爸呢？
Owns a bank.
他名下有一家银行
But, um, listen,
不过听我说
I gotta go inside and get some shut-eye
我得回屋好好睡一觉了
so I can wake up in the morning and call my girlfriend.
我好在明天早上醒来后给我女朋友打电♥话♥
Well, your girlfriend's standing by.
那你女朋友就会守着电♥话♥了
May I come in?
我可以进来吗？
请进女士
Are you disappointed in me?
你对我很失望吗？
Oh, honey.
亲爱的
I don't know how I feel.
我不知道自己什么感受
I just...
我只是…
I don't understand how something that feels so good
我不明白有些事情感觉那么好
could be wrong, you know?
怎么会是错的你明白吧？
The Bible says so many different things
圣经上说了很多不同的东西
and I really thought that if you love somebody,
我真的以为如果你爱某个人
then it would be okay to do it, you know?
做那件事是没关系的你明白吗？
I just feel so stupid, and...
我觉得自己太蠢了而且…
And Blair said that his penis was just right for me
而且布莱尔说他的鸡鸡对我来说刚刚好
because we're in love, and Okay. Yeah, thank you.
-因为我们相爱了而且… -好了谢谢