赏金姐妹花（2020）

Teenage Bounty Hunter S01E02

Part 2 Sept. 29, 2020, 3:23 p.m.

So, how do we fall in lovexa0 as fast as humanly possible?
那我们怎么才能尽快相爱呢？
Anyway, my bondswoman is coming over.
对了我的女保人就要过来了
What's that? A bondswoman is someone who puts up bail,
-那是什么？ -女保人就是支付保释金的人
AKA, a bond, for criminals. Oh.
又叫罪犯的保证人
If they miss their court date, she calls us,
如果罪犯错过了开庭日期她就给我们打电♥话♥
we catch the skip, everybody gets paid.
我们就去抓逃犯大家得到报酬
Seems like we're doing her dirty work, but go on.
听上去好像我们在替她做龌龊事请继续
What we need to do now is get our story straight
我们现在需要做的是对于你们俩是谁
about who you are.
统一合理口径
Okay? Now I'm thinking maybe you're my interns,
好吧？我在想也许你们可以说是我的实习生
and the reason you look so young
你们看起来很年轻的原因
is because your mamaxa0 smoked when she was pregnant.
是因为你们的妈妈在怀孕时吸烟了
Hard no. Not even in a lie.
绝对不行就算撒谎也不行
Cigarettes are bad.
吸烟有害
Yeah, they'll kill you. We're not kidding.
对吸烟会让你丧命没开玩笑
Let's say that we look really young because we stayed out of the sun.
我们就这么说我们看起来很年轻是因为我们远离太阳直射
Yeah. Ooh, and maybe we're former gymnasts.
对也许我们以前是体操运动员
As long as my thing can be balance beam.
只要我练的项目是平衡木就好
Yeah, of course! I'm more of a vaulter anyway.
是啊当然！我更像是撑杆跳高运动员
So after the Olympic trials,xa0 they studied criminal justice
所以在奥♥运♥选拔赛后她们学习了刑事司法专业
in hopes of being licensed one day
希望有朝一日能拿到法律从业执照
as bounty hunters in the wonderful state of Georgia.
在美丽的乔治亚州当赏金猎人
If we ever infiltrate a Brownie troop,xa0 I suppose you'll be useful.
如果我们需要潜入布朗尼女童子军我想你们到时会有用
How'd you meetxa0Bowser?
你们怎么认识鲍泽的？
Uh, same way you did, probably.
可能和你们认识的方式一样
Yes, totally the same way.
是的完全一样的方式
What?
怎么了？
Mr. Bowser and I Worked together. In a club.
-我和鲍泽先生… -曾在一家俱乐部一起工作
And then-- -Became friends.
-然后… -成了朋友
Bumped uglies until he marriedxa0 my straight-up crazy sister.
在他和我神经兮兮的妹妹结婚前我们一直睡在一起
-Wh...? Plot twist. You're married?
剧情大转折你结婚了？
Was.
曾经
Mm-hm. Chose the wrong door on that game show.
他实在是不会选老婆
So... work?
还是…讲工作吧？
Kenneth Chu. Twenty-seven years old,
肯尼斯楚 27岁
facing two counts of counterfeiting.
面临两项伪造罪
No known social media activity,
没有已知的社交媒体活动
but we do have an addressxa0that he used
但我们倒是有一个他用过
to send himself stuff from Amazon.
从亚马逊给自己网购东西的地址
Spry toothpaste, pool float.
舒倍美牙膏、泳池充气浮床
Sounds like a freak.
听上去像个怪胎
Which brings me to our undercover work. Above...
这让我想起了我们的卧底工作
I have a finger wave,
我有个手指卷发
a stacked bob
层叠波波头
or, ooh--
或者…
A little red pixie that can go either...
红色小精灵发型可以扮…
street teen, dog lover-- woof--
街头少年爱狗族…
or lost Russian tourist.
或者迷路的俄♥罗♥斯♥游客
"Hello, where is the Marta?"
“你好亚特兰大地铁在哪儿？”
Okay, Carmen Sandiego, we're not detectives or spies.
好了神偷卡门我们不是警探也不是间谍
Go on and put away your little drag bag.
快收起你的小破包
What? No, I want the good stuff,
什么？不我想要做那种帅动作
like kicking down doors and shit,xa0 like Terrance Coin.
比如就像泰伦斯科恩那样踹倒房♥门之类的
So, the skip's inside.
逃犯在里面
Apparently, he's a big bitch.
显然他是个怂包
Luckily, I eat big bitch for breakfast.
幸运的是我就擅长对付这种人
-Let's go.
我们过去
Let's rope that skip.
我们去套捕那个逃犯
Night-night.
晚安
He's a punk and a clown.
他就是个混混兼小丑
And that catchphrase?
就靠那种口头禅？
You're jealous because he has 15,000 subscribers
你很嫉妒因为他有15000名订阅者
and your mama won't evenxa0 like your Instagram posts.
而连你亲妈都不会给你的照片墙点赞
My mama hates sunsets!
我妈讨厌日落！
Listen to me,
听我说
maybe one time out of a hundred,
也许一百次里有一次
you gotta trust your gut and kick in a door.
你得相信自己的直觉破门而入
No.
-好 -不行
For the most part, bounty hunting is a slow, steady race.
但对于大多数时候赏金猎捕是场缓慢稳定的比赛
And I'm hard.
人家等不急嘛
Then sit out this case.
那就不要介入这个案子
No!
-不要！ -不要！
Yes!
要！
As my interns, it is your job to learn.
作为我的实习生学习才是你们的工作
You can ride along with me, ask me questions,
你们搭车和我一起去问我问题
but don't touch my radio.
但不能碰我的收音机
And no snacks in the car. But
-不能在车上吃零食 -可是…
You can chew gum, but only if you save your wrapper to spit.
你们可以嚼口香糖但前提是得留好包装纸吐嚼过的
For the record, I smashed himxa0 when he was fun.
对了我以前睡他的时候他这人还是挺有趣的
You were fun?
你还有趣过？
Okay, I found this article in the failing New York Times
我在快要衰败的《纽♥约♥时♥报♥》上看到了这样一篇文章
called, "Thirty-six Questionsxa0 That Lead to Love."
名为《引向爱情的36问》
-Sweet.
真好
Why?
为什么？
If you answer the questionsxa0 with your partner,
如果你和你的伴侣一起回答这些问题
you gain intimacy.
你们就会获得亲密关系
And then, like, we get to do it.
然后我们就会做♥爱♥
And then we get to fall in love.
然后我们就会相爱
Then we get to do it.
然后我们就会做♥爱♥
Blair, have I ever told youxa0 you're the coolest girl in school?
布莱尔我跟你说过你是学校最酷的女生吗？
No, you are.
不你才最酷
Okay, um...
那好…
First question.
第一个问题
What would constitutexa0 a perfect day for you?
对你来说什么才算是完美的一天？
Being with you.
和你在一起
Same.
我也一样
Oh, my God, it's working.
天哪这样奏效了
I like you so much.
我非常喜欢你
But you didn't?
-所以我们差点就做到了 -但你们没有做到？
We kissed for a really long time and then the bell rang.
我们亲吻了很长时间然后上课铃响了
But his thing was, like, throbbing on my hip.
但他那玩意儿在我的臀部抽动
It had a heartbeat.
那玩意儿竟然有心跳
Hey! Would y'all shut up?
嘿！你们闭嘴好吗？
Jesus. What the hell?
天哪搞什么？
Sorry, ma'am. Yes, teenagers.
抱歉女士对青少年
Um, listen, I'd like to just come by as a general guest.
我想以普通客人的身份来拜访
You're basically there. Yeah, I know.
-你基本上成功了 -嗯我知道
-Okay.
好的
No, I got it.
不我明白
Thank you.
谢谢你
For nothing.
没帮上什么忙
All right, so this is the last addressxa0 Kenneth Chu used.
好了这里是肯尼斯楚用过的最后一个地址
An old home? Mmhm.
老年之家？
It's not a residence, so we don't have legal grounds to enter.
这里不是住♥宅♥ 我们没办法依法进入
And the home won'txa0 allow unregistered guests,
而且这家老年之家不允许未登记访客进入
so we can't even go in and poke around.
所以我们连进去溜达一下都不行
That's okay.
没关系
Sterling and I can create a diversion
我和斯特琳在你溜进去时
while you sneak in.
可以分散人们的注意力
She can Irish step dance.
她会跳爱尔兰踢踏舞
I'm not above flashing.
我是不会撩衣服的
I'm thinking of somethingxa0 that won't get us arrested.
我在想一个不会让我们被逮捕的办法
Bounty hunters can get arrested?
赏金猎人会被逮捕？
Yes.
是的
Now listen to me.
你们听我说
As my interns, I'm gonna give you an assignment.
作为我的实习生我要给你们一项任务
This is the bounty hunting equivalentxa0 of you getting me coffee.
这次赏金猎捕就相当于你们给我买♥♥咖啡一样简单
You ready? Yeah.
-你们准备好了吗？ -好了
For you to take time out of your studies
你们在课余挤出时间
to come read scripture to our folks, that just warms my heart.
来给我们的老人读圣经真是温暖人心