公园与游憩（2009）

Parks and Recreation S02E07

Part 1 Jan. 27, 2024, 11:41 a.m.

万圣节
下午12:50
Greg Pikitis.
Greg Pikitis.
你是公园女士对吧
You're the Parks lady, right?
是啊是这样我是公园女士
Yeah, that's right. I'm the Parks lady.
Leslie Knope 我是来告诉你的今年要结束了
Leslie Knope. And I'm here to tell you that this year it ends.
呃这个孩子把我逼疯了
Ugh, this kid makes me crazy.
我们有段历史 Greg和我
We got a history, Greg and I.
他是公园系统的恐♥怖♥分♥子♥
He absolutely terrorizes the Parks system.
每个万圣节都有人毁坏Ramsett公园里Percy市长的雕像
Every Halloween someone defaces the statue of Mayor Percy in Ramsett Park.
我知道肯定是Greg Pikitis 但我从来无法证明是他
And I know it's Greg Pikitis, but I've never been able to prove it.
他就像是个看不见的少年版的
He's like an invisible, adolescent,
James Bond 超级坏人犯罪智多星
James Bond super villain criminal mastermind.
或者可能是其他人干的
Or maybe someone else is doing it,
但我真心觉得是这个小孩
but I really feel like it's this kid.
整个公园部都在盯着你
I've got the entire Parks Department watching you,
我男朋友是个警♥察♥
my boyfriend's a cop,
所以试都别试
so don't even try it.
我不知道你在说啥 - 哦我觉得你知道
I don't know what you're talking about. - Oh, I think you do.
今天就结束了 Pikitis 今天就
It ends today, Pikitis. It ends.
结
To.
束
Day.
谢谢你来看我 Leslie 很美哦
Thanks for stopping by, Leslie. You look great.
谢谢今天结束
Thank you. Ends today.
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下午3:37
嘿公园部
Hey, Parks Department.
耶 Ann来了啊
Yeah, Ann's here.
哦就是提醒你们今晚 7点我家装扮
Uh, just to remind you, tonight, 7:00, my house, in costume.
都来吧
Everybody in?
来 - 来
Yeah. - Yeah.
酷好
Cool. Okay.
万圣节是我最喜欢的节日是最棒的
Halloween is my favorite holiday, it's just the best.
而且我不上班
And I don't have to work.
嘿打扮成小野猫的性感少女们
Hey, slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens,
今年自己洗胃吧
pump your own stomachs this year.
哦还有一件事房♥间里这些人
Oh, one more thing, the people in this room now
是我邀请的加上Leslie和Donna 所以别告诉其他人
are the people I invited, plus Leslie and Donna, so, don't tell anybody.
谁没被邀请啊 - 嘿
Who's not invited, then? - Hey!
怎么啦小蛋糕很期待今晚的聚会啊
What's going on, cupcake? Excited about the party tonight.
哦哦你要来啊我正准备跟你说来着
Oh! Oh, you're coming? I was just about to tell you.
Jerry已经告诉我了
Jerry already told me.
等不及看到你的服装有多小了
Can't wait to see how tiny your costume is.
几点开始
What time does it start?
7点
7:00.
完美
Perfect.
是确实完美
Yeah, it's perfect.
来看看
Check this out.
这些是从Greg Pikitis家到雕像所有可能的路线
These are all the possible routes from Greg Pikitis' house to the statue.
这玩意儿看起来像是在连环杀手墙上能找到的东西
That looks like something you would find on the wall of a serial killer.
某种方面是称赞了
In a way, that's a compliment.
展示出我的献身精神 - 嗯
Shows dedication. - Mmm.
有什么大不了的啊我是说小孩子在雕像上扔点卫生纸
What's the big deal, anyway? I mean, a kid TPs some statue.
还有所有的树和所有的椅子
And all the trees and all the benches.
我们需要快十天的时间才能把这个烂摊子收拾完
It takes us, like, 10 days to clean his mess up.
但更重要的是 Greg Pikitis是个烂人我要毁灭他
But more importantly, Greg Pikitis sucks, and I wanna destroy him.
好吧如果毁灭完还早就顺便来玩
Okay. Well, if you destroy him early, please come by.
我会的
I will.
嘿这么搞还有谁能经过那个门啊
Hey! How is someone gonna be able to get through that door?
哦
Oh.
哦怎么你在逗我吗
Oh! What the... Are you kidding me?
Jerry 消消气我来帮你
Jerry! Relax. Here.
啊 William Percy Pawnee最伟大的市长之一
Ah, William Percy. One of Pawnee's greatest mayors.
一个真正的英雄 1922年Pawnee面包工厂火灾
And a true hero. During the Pawnee Bread Factory fire of 1922,
他跑回一栋起火的大楼
he ran back into a burning building
救出了人们钟爱的Pawnee裸麦粗面包的秘密配方
and saved the beloved secret recipe for Pawnee Pumpernickel.
那场火灾不是死了30个人吗
Didn't, like, 30 people die in that fire?
他又不是超人
He wasn't Superman.
他看起来像Ron Swanson 是以他为原型造的雕像吗
He looks like Ron Swanson. Is that who this is based on?
不是以William Percy
No. It's based on William Percy.
你刚刚在听我讲吗
Were you listening to what I just said?
在听
Yes.
行 Andy 好消息
Okay, Andy. Good news.
你正式登上公园部工资单了
You're officially on the Parks Department payroll.
一小时八块
$8 an hour.
记住这张脸
Commit this to memory.
你看见他就阻止他
You see him, you stop him.
必要的话打掉他脑袋
Knock his head off if you have to.
别那么做 - 别那么做
Don't do that. - Don't do that.
但我允许你使用极端暴♥力♥
But I give you permission to use excessive force.
不要使用暴♥力♥
Don't use excessive force.
别做过头
Don't go overboard.
阻止他就行以一切必要手段
Just stop him. By any means necessary.
不 - 不
No. - No.
阻止他
Just stop him.
懂我意思吗
You know what I mean?
一周前我一无所有
A week ago I had nothing.
现在我有了一份兼♥职♥工作我今晚能赚32块
Now, I have a part-time job. I'm gonna make 32 bucks tonight.
我欠Leslie我拥有的一切
I owe Leslie everything I have.
在今晚之后就是39块了
Which, after tonight, will be 39 bucks.
你好 Ann
Hello, Ann.
嘿
Hey!
我来早了吗
Am I early?
不你很准时
Nope, you are right on time.
我喜欢你的装扮
I like your costume.
哦谢谢是破烂娃娃
Oh, thanks. Raggedy Ann.
是我小时候最喜欢的书之一
It was one of my favorite books when I was a kid.
是吗
Hmm.
我是个海盗
I'm a pirate.
对哦
Right.
哦嘿 Harris医生你好吗
Oh. Hey, Dr. Harris. How are you?
Ann - 谢谢
Ann. - Thanks.
呃这是Ron Swanson 来自公园部
Um, this is Ron Swanson, from the Parks Department.
我认识他的因为我在做的那个事情这是Harris医生
I know him from that thing that I'm doing. This is Dr. Harris.
你是医生 - 对
You're a doctor. - Yup.
我是说你的装扮
I meant your costume.
我知道
I got it.
世界碰撞永远尴尬
Worlds colliding, always awkward.
晚上8:22
晚上8:22 嫌犯仍在停车场和朋友打闹
8:22 p.m. Suspect still with friends in parking lot.
即使远距离观察他看起来也是又讨厌又气人
He looks obnoxious and irritating, even from a great distance.
呃确认
Uh, confirmed.
通常我不喜欢在万圣节工作
Normally, I hate working on Halloween,
但和Leslie相处就很好
but it's nice hanging out with Leslie.
你知道她很专注很投入
You know, she's focused, she's committed...
她还在警车里跟我亲热了一下还挺棒的
And she made out with me in my cop car, which is pretty neat.
我不该那么说的我现在清楚了
I shouldn't have said that. That's clear to me now.
你们好
Hey, guys.
嘿记得我男朋友Derek 和他男朋友Ben吧
Hey. Remember my boyfriend Derek, and his boyfriend Ben?
记得你们好没有装扮过来完全没问题的
Yeah, hi. It's totally okay that you didn't wear a costume.
我装扮了啊我装扮成直人
I did. I'm a straight person.
嘿抱歉我来晚了
Hey, sorry I'm late.
你看
See?
抱歉现在有点无聊不过会渐入佳境的
Sorry it's a little bit lame right now. But we'll get it going.
我推掉了个男同万圣节聚会来这的啊
I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here.
你知道男同万圣节聚会有多好玩吗
Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are?
去年我看到Jonas三兄弟和三个Robert Pattinson亲热啊
Last year, I saw three Jonas Brothers make out with three Robert Pattinsons.
真的很棒