公园与游憩（2009）

Parks and Recreation S02E19

Part 4 Jan. 27, 2024, 11:42 a.m.

because he's afraid of his co-workers.
Knope 是不
Knope. Yep. No.
Carl 你在干什么
Carl. What are you doing?
哦 Leslie
Oh, Leslie.
既然你决定在电视上把我拖下水
Well, since you decided to drag my name through the mud on TV,
我觉得不然还你一个呢
I figured why not return the favor.
Carl 你能不能小声地小声一会儿
Carl, could you quietly quiet down for a second,
然后小声告诉我发生了什么吗
and please tell me what is going on, quietly?
好吗用小点的声音
Okay? In a quiet voice.
一位市民交上了一个很有意思的自♥制♥视频
A citizen handed in a very interesting home video
我觉得Pawnee群众也会觉得很有意思的
that I think the people of Pawnee will find very interesting.
来看看这个
Take a peek at this.
盯着小溪看哦
Keep your eyes on the creek.
他来了这是我最喜欢的部分了
There he is. This is my favorite part.
甚至不愿意跟狗分享
Not willing to share with a dog.
所以看来不应该怪罪到公园安保头上
So, it would appear that Park Security was not to blame after all.
好听着我有个提议
Okay, look. I have a proposition for you.
好我答应和你做♥爱♥以换来录像带
Fine. I'll have sex with you in exchange for the tape.
那不是我在说的好吗
That's not what I am saying. Okay?
听着我要说的就好
Just listen to what I have to say.
Ramsett公园抢劫故事有了个闪亮新转折
The Ramsett Park mugging story continues with a shiny new twist.
公园管♥理♥员♥Carl Lorthner今天来了
Ranger Carl Lorthner is here today.
我知道了你今天屁♥股♥下面有个重磅新闻要爆出来
Now, I understand that you have a bombshell to drop that you are just sitting on.
是的确实是这样
Yes, that's correct.
我今天来是有非常重要的信息要分享
I came on today because I have some very important information to share.
我终于看了《阿凡达》觉得它名副其实
I finally saw Avatar and I thought it lived up to the hype.
呃我不确定这和抢劫事件有什么关系
Well, I'm not sure what that has to do with the mugging.
呃...Leslie 反方观点
Uh... Leslie. Counterpoint.
我不同意Carl - 好吧
I disagree with Carl. - Okay.
我也看了《阿凡达》我觉得它超出了宣传
I have seen Avatar as well, and I think it exceeded the hype.
啥
What?
哦天我们...
Oh boy, we...
争论
Disagreement.
啊今天的讨论还真是激烈啊
Well, things are really heating up in here, aren't they?
我们或许该接几个电♥话♥了
We should probably take some calls.
刚才那节简直是灾难别再他妈背后这么捅我了
That segment was a disaster. Don't you ever fuck me like that again.
这是今日他妈的Pawnee
This is Pawnee fucking Today.
你们知道我为了让你们上节目推掉了一只后腿能站起来的猫吗
Do you know that I bumped a cat that can stand up on its hinders for you?
你让我恶心 Knope 滚出我的视线
You disgust me, Knope. Get out of my sight.
是的夫人 - 走
Yes, ma'am. - Go.
走开哦不不不别让我追你
Go on. Oh, no, no, no. Don't make me chase you.
你想吃点啥吗
You want to go eat something?
好
Okay.
我是个伟大团队的一员
I am part of a great team.
而又是保持一个团队的伟大
And sometimes, the best way to maintain a strong team
只需让成员知道他仍是团队的一部分
is just by letting someone know that he is still a part of it.
这是唯一一份我准备毁掉
This is the only copy, and I am going to destroy it.
在我再看最后一遍之后
Right after I watch it one more time.
抱歉可是真的太精彩了
I'm sorry, but it is so good.
嘿 Jerry - 嗯
Hey, Jerry. - Hmm.
我给你买♥♥了杯薄荷拿铁
I got you a peppermint latte.
真的吗我的天哪我爱薄荷...
Seriously? My goodness. I love a peppermint...
我知道
I know.
哦哎呀你们继续吧
Oh, geez. Go ahead.
我们应该直接把食物涂你衣服上
We should just directly apply the food to your clothes.
耶继续开Jerry玩笑咯
Yea! Making fun of Jerry is back!
他们想怎么笑话我都行
They can laugh at me all they want.
因为两年后我就能退休拿到全额津贴和养老金了
Because two more years until I retire with full benefits and pension.
我老婆和我我们买♥♥了栋湖边的小房♥子
And the wife and I, we have bought a little cottage on a lake.
我准备给自己来一堆悬疑小说
And I am going to get myself a stack of mystery novels,
一盒雪茄然后坐下来好好享受生活
a box of cigars, and I am going to sit back and enjoy my life.
嘿 Jerry
Hey, Jerry?
April想核对一下午餐订单
April was just double-checking the lunch order.
你想吃三文鱼还是"村鱼"
Do you want the salmon or the "twout"?
村鱼! 村鱼! 村鱼! 村鱼!
Twout! Twout! Twout! Twout!