公园与游憩（2009）
Parks and Recreation S02E20
Part 2
Jan. 27, 2024, 11:42 a.m.
你打中我脸了 哦
You got me in the face! Oh!
这个好疼 你胳膊挺有劲的
That one hurt. You've a good arm.
我知道 我在高中打过垒球
I know. I used to play softball in high school.
开玩笑吧 我在高中打过棒球
Shut up! I played baseball in high school.
开玩笑吧 - 是 那就像是 男孩版本的垒球
Shut up! - Yeah, that's like, the boy version of softball.
伙计们 别拿食物当玩具 好吧 我们野餐要用
Guys, don't play with the food, okay? We need this for the picnic.
所有东西带齐了吧 - 是的 长官
Do we have everything? - Yes, ma'am.
三个野餐篮 各种奶酪 葡萄 酒
Three picnic baskets, assorted cheeses, grapes, wine.
熏三文鱼呢
Smoked salmon?
April把熏三文鱼扔屋顶上去了
April threw the smoked salmon on the roof.
对不起哦
I'm sorry.
Leslie在哪 她刚刚用你的手♥机♥给我发短♥信♥
Where's Leslie? She just texted me from your phone
说她自己手♥机♥掉家里了
and said she left her phone at home
而我需要立即过来
and that I should come here immediately.
我为啥要相信这个啊
And why did I believe that?
或许在你心里你知道是我发的 但你还是来了
Maybe in your heart you knew it was from me, but you came anyway.
不是
Nope.
Tom 拜托别再给我发
Tom, would you please stop texting me
你又城市规划紧急事务的短♥信♥了好嘛
that you're having a city planning emergency?
城市规划就没有紧急事务这一说
There's no such thing as a city planning emergency.
你好啊 - 你好
Hi, there. - Hi.
看看你们俩
Look at you two.
Ann Perkins Mark Brendanawicz 加起来就是"Anndanawicz"
Ann Perkins, Mark Brendanawicz. "Anndanawicz."
或者"Merkins" 不 还是"Anndanawicz"
Or "Merkins." No, "Anndanawicz."
你俩应该当模特
You two should be models.
或者出现在公园部夏日特辑的封面上呢
Maybe on the cover of the Parks Department Summer Catalog?
这不是你找我来的原因 对吧
That's not the reason you called me in here, right?
因为我刚刚结束一个12小时的轮班 如果这是...
'Cause I just finished a 12-hour shift. If that's the reason...
来嘛 Ann 这能给Leslie帮个大忙
Come on, Ann. It'd be a huge favor for Leslie.
你知道这对她有多重要
You know how important this is to her.
算我一个 - 大哥
Well, I am in. - Dude!
我加入啊
I am.
我们俩都没有单独的合照
We don't have any pictures of just the two of us.
而且 我也一直在说我们应该多和Tom约会
Plus, I've always said we should go on more dates with Tom.
是 你是说过
Yeah, you have.
感谢上帝这个机会自己来了
And thank God an opportunity presented itself.
看到了吗 双赢
See? Win-win.
Ann 你要换衣服 对吧
Now, Ann, you're gonna change, right?
我猜是的
I guess.
你抹点唇膏会要了命吗
Would it kill you to maybe put on some lipstick?
你有唇膏吗
Do you even own lipstick?
这可能是这四个伟人
This is probably the first time in history these four great men
历史性的第一次同时同地出现
have been in the same place at the same time.
这让你...
It kind of makes you...
这是啥
What is this?
毛衣交换大战 她发现了
Sweater swap! She noticed!
你没猜错 - 哦天哪 有人来了
You were right. - Oh, my God. Somebody's here.
好的 伙计们 表现正常
Okay. Guys, just act normal.
拜托了 就像正常人一样
Please? Just be like normal people.
你好 嗨 David Moser 我是Leslie Knope
Hello! Hi! David Moser! I'm Leslie Knope.
见到你是我的荣幸
It is such an honor to meet you.
是
Right.
这事要多久
How long is this gonna take?
哦 不会太久 我意识到 当然 您是非常忙的人
Oh, not very long. I realize, of course, you're a very busy man.
我爱公园
I love parks.
我不知道这是不是之前讲过的事情
I don't know if that's something I've communicated before.
所以 和所有在世前任公园部主任野餐...
So, having a picnic with all the former living Parks Department Directors...
猜猜谁刚刚划掉遗愿清单上的一项了
Guess who just checked something off her bucket list?
Clarence Carrington David Moser
Clarence Carrington, David Moser,
Michael Tansley Ron Swanson
Michael Tansley, Ron Swanson,
在这个万里无云的好日子里 聚在这个美丽的公园
gathered together on a beautiful day in this beautiful park.
我觉得我们该用一小段时间 感激自己如此幸运
I think we should just take a moment and appreciate how lucky we are.
我以为你死了 Clarence
I thought you were dead, Clarence.
不 我会活得比你久 然后我会上了你老婆
No. I'm gonna outlive you, then I'm gonna nail your wife.
操♥你♥妈♥ 你个老傻瓜
Screw you, you old coot.
典型的David 你比Ron还恶劣
Classic David. You're worse than Ron.
闭上你该死的嘴 Tansley
Shut your damn mouth, Tansley.
好的 我们出发吧
Okay! Great! Let's go!
我说"公园"你们说"部门" 公园
When I say "parks," you say "department!" Parks!
公园
Parks!
不能
Apartment!
哦 天 花的时间比我想象中更久
Oh, boy. This is taking a lot longer than I thought it would.
你们能先跑过去把野餐准备好吗
Can you guys run up ahead and set up the picnic?
行
Sure.
啊 他们要带着食物去哪儿
Ah. Where are they going with the food?
我饿死了 我只吃了一顿早饭
I'm starving. I only had one breakfast.
好的 放松
Okay, relax.
刚刚那是怎么回事 为啥要互相抨击
Look, what was going on back there? Why all the sniping?
不完全确定
Not exactly sure.
我只认识Michael
The only one I know is Michael,
我们也不是啥好朋友 - 嗯
and we're not exactly best friends. - Hmm.
我饿了
I'm hungry.
好吧 嗯 别像个孩子
Okay, well, don't be such a baby.
我给你做了点培根当沿路零食
I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
我已经吃了 - 啥
I ate it already. - What?
我停车之前就能从你包里闻到了
I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car.
现在已经没了 我讨厌这一切
And now it's gone. And I hate everything.
好 好 好 行了
Good, good, good. All right.
我觉得我们搞定Leslie想要的那种俗套无聊照片了
I think we got the boring clichéd shot that Leslie wanted.
就这样吗 我们拍完了
That's it? We're done?
还差得远呢
Not even close.
现在真正的艺术开始了
Now the real art begins.
第一步
Step one,
用一张优秀 符号♥性的图片搞定这次拍摄
nail this photo shoot with an amazing, iconic image.
第二部 预订一些室外的活
Step two, book some outside gigs.
第三步 和一个模特做♥爱♥
Step three, have sex with a model.
第四步 走到相机前 成为模特
Step four, step in front of the camera, become a model.
上 是的 继续滑动 继续滑动
Go, yes! Keep slithering! Keep slithering!
Ann 你脸上能给我点什么吗 随便什么
Ann, can you give me something, anything, in the face?
你想要我做什么啊
What do you want me to do?
做Mark做的事情啊 他就很棒
Do what Mark's doing. He's doing great!
继续滑动
Keep slithering!
我没做任何事 所以...
I'm not doing anything, so...
好的 Clarence 要不你来描述下
Okay, Clarence, um, why don't you describe
第一♥期♥夏日Pawnee特辑
the first Summer Pawnee Catalog.
我记得 第一年我们提供四门课
I remember. That first year we offered four classes.
我实际上教的是整理家务
I actually taught Homemaking.
女人当时不让上课
Women were not allowed to teach back then.
真的吗 我觉得在那之前很久就有女教师了
Really? I thought there were female teachers way before then.
我的部门没有
Not in my department.
时代不同了
Well, times have changed.
我现在是副主任了
I'm Deputy Director now,
但我希望有一天能成为部门第一位女主任
but I'm hoping someday to be the first female director of the department.
哦 我不觉得那是个好主意
Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.
女人需要很多血在她们的婴儿中心流动
Women need a lot of blood to flow through to their baby centers,
给脑袋留的就不多了 你看
which leaves less to the brain, you see.
是的 嗯哼 确实
Yeah. Mmm-hmm. Sure.
要是我就会远离领导岗位 为了你的安全着想
I'd stay away from leadership roles, for your own safety.
别 别
No! No!
或许我该写首关于野餐的歌♥
Maybe I should write a song about a picnic.
哦 你怎么想到那个点子的
Ooh, where'd you come up with that idea?
我们现在这个野餐
The picnic we're having.
我已经有了完美的标题 《生活就是野餐》
I already have the perfect title, Life is a Picnic.
挺好的 或者《有你生活就是野餐》呢
That's good. How about Life is a Picnic with You?
Peyton Manning 著名运动员 前橄榄球四分卫
喔 那可以是关于一个女孩子的 或者Peyton Manning
Whoa! Then it could be about a girl. Or Peyton Manning!
嗯 你要帮我写歌♥词吗
Hmm. You wanna help me write the lyrics?
可以 当然
Yeah, totally.
我们搞完之后该去Tucker's喝酒
We should grab a drink after this at Tucker's.
好诶 我乐意 听起来很好玩
Yeah, I would do that. That sounds fun.
我先回办公室拿点东西
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