公园与游憩（2009）
Parks and Recreation S02E23
Part 1
Jan. 27, 2024, 11:42 a.m.
好的 打开这个
Okay, open this one!
来 我帮你
Here, I'll help you.
哇 文件哎 - 是的
Wow. Documents. - Yes.
这是你实习申请原件 你的停车牌原件
This is your original intern application, your original parking pass,
这是你的证件照片原件 - 你从我钱包里拿出来的吗
this is your original phoho ID. - Did you get that out of my purse?
没关系的 这是你第一张工资单的复印件
It doesn't matter. And this is a copy of your very first paycheck.
是谁给的呀 - 我 是我给的
Who's that from? - Me! It's from me!
生日快乐 - 谢谢你 Leslie
Happy birthday! - Thank you, Leslie.
打开我的 - 不管怎样 就很好
Open mine. - Anyway, it's nice.
我说 把东西裱起来可能有点机智和情绪化
I mean, it can be little savvy and sentimental to kinda frame things,
但能记住一件事的开始总是很好的
but it's always nice to remember the beginning of something.
你知道 起点嘛 当你有那种...
You know, the start. And when you have that...
哦天哪
Oh geez.
Ron 苍天啊
Ron! For God sake.
她是个成年人了
She's an adult now.
她应该知道如何负责地处理和使用一件武器
She should know how to responsibly to handle and discharge a weapon.
那边那把是SIG-Sauer .22口径蚊子手♥枪♥
That there is a SIG-Sauer .22 caliber Mosquito
生产于瑞士 是给他们的娘炮警力使用的
manufactured in Switzerland for their pussy police force.
这个双色轻量型号♥完美适用于你这种瘦小的家伙
This two-toned lightweight model is perfect for a skinny little thing like you.
哎呀 谢谢 Ron
Gee, thanks, Ron.
你拿到许可证之前我先替你保存着
I will hold on to this for you until we get you licenced up.
然后我带你去玩目标练习
And then I'll take you for some target practice.
好嘞
Goodie.
是 我是有点内疚
Yeah. I do feel a little guilty.
我是转送的礼物
I'm regifting.
哦 那很棒啊 我很乐意听到你聊家人度假
Oh, that's great. I'd love to hear all about your family vacations.
嘿 - 哦 感谢上天
Hey. - Oh, thank God.
滚开吧 Kyle
Get out, Kyle.
你好啊 生日女孩
Hello, birthday girl.
你喜欢吗 - 喜欢
Did you like that? - Yes.
这个击掌就是你的生日礼物了
That high five was your birthday present.
开玩笑的 不是的
Just kidding. That wasn't it.
我还给你准备了点
I got you something else.
我给你写了首歌♥
I wrote you a song.
真的吗 - 是的 是的
Really? - Yeah. Yeah.
叫什么呢
What's it called?
我不会说的 但给你个提示
I'm not telling, but I'll give you a clue.
是用一年的一个月份命名的
It's named after a month out of the year.
所以是April
So April?
不
No.
用这个可要好太多了
That would have been way better.
呃...无所谓了 我可以重写歌♥词
Um... well, whatever. I can rewrite the lyrics.
嗯 你来参加我的派对吗
Um, are you coming to my party?
当然 我怎么都不会错过的
Yeah, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
你开玩笑吗
Are you kidding me?
好 酷 - 好
Okay, cool. - Okay.
嗯 那 我们到时候再见
Um, well, we'll hang out then.
好 - 会很好玩的
Okay. - It's gonna be fun.
是的 我今天21岁了
Yes, I am 21 years old today.
基本上这个年龄所有人都同意
Which is the age that pretty much everyone agrees
是个成年人了
makes you an adult.
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用伟大的19世纪户外活动家Jack London的话说
In the words of the great 19th century outdoorsman Jack London,
"你不能等待灵感 你必须拿着棒子跟随"
you can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
让这些话语环绕在我们耳边 我们自豪地展示我们
With those words ringing in our ears, we proudly present our plans
在市政48号♥地上建造新公园的计划
for a new park on municipal lot 48.
这很棒啊 - 我知道
That's good. - I know.
城市年度预算和计划提案叫做"主计划"
The yearly budget and planning proposal for a city is called the "Master Plan."
啊 不是很棒吗 棒到让人无法忍♥受
Ah, isn't that just so awesome you can't stand it?
大部分都是无聊的官样文字 所以我试着让它花哨一点
It's mostly filled with boring, bureaucratic language, so I try to spice it up a little.
"所以我说 人的功能是活着
"So I say the function of man is to live,
"不是存在 我宁愿自己的火花不在灿烂的光辉中燃尽
not to exist. I would rather that my spark should not burn out in a brilliant blaze
"也不远它被♥干♥腐所扼杀
that it should be stifled by dry rot.
是你写的吗 - Jack London 又是
You wrote that? - Jack London. Again.
Jack London名言引用太多了吗 - 不 不
Is there too many Jack London quotes? - No, no.
是啊 再多都不够呢
Yeah, I mean, you can never have enough.
这很轻松地成为我听过最激动人心的预算提案
That is easily the most exciting budget proposal I've ever heard.
反正我今天就展示了
Well I'm presenting it today.
如果它通过了 我们就能拿到建公园的钱了
And if it flies, we're gonna get our money to build a park.
我是说 我们只花了15个月就做到了这些
I mean, it only took us 15 months to do this.
不敢相信 - 本来可以是13个月的
I can't believe it. - It would've taken 13 months
...如果你答应周末也工作的话 但还是...
if you had agreed to work on weekend. But still...
很棒 - 让人惊叹
It's great. - It's amazing.
那个 会议在10点 之后来我办公室喝香槟
Well, the meeting is at 10. Come over to my office for champagne after.
我不觉得我该那么做 - 哦对 Mark
I don't think I should do that. - Oh right. Mark.
嗷 尴尬了
Ow. Awkward.
我几天前和Mark结束了
I ended things with Mark a couple of days ago.
然后...
And...
我不打算聊这个
I'n not gonna talk about it.
女士们先生们 这是最后通牒
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your final warning.
不要错过今晚 April Ludgate生日狂欢
Do not miss tonight's April Ludgate birthday bash.
晚上9点 就在世界知名的蛇洞酒吧
9:00 p.m. at the world-famous Snakehole Lounge,
一个被Pawnee日报称作
the place the Pawnee Journal has called
"镇上最性感 最危险的酒吧"
"the sexiest, most dangerous club in town."
他们可不是那么写的
That's not what they wrote.
好吧 "性感"这个词是我加的
Fine, I added the word "sexiest."
但我们雇了更好的保安
But we've hired better security.
是的 我开这个派对确实算得上是好朋友
Yes, I am a good friend for throwing the party.
但我也是个天才
I'm also a genius,
因为我在用这个机会
because I'm using the occasion
把酒吧塞满我认识的所有单身辣妹
to stock the club with every available hottie I know.
说我浪漫吧 反正我相信今晚结束之时
Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night,
我会有1到4个新女朋友
I will have between one and four new girlfriends.
哦 不敢相信我们的小姑娘已经长大了
Oh, I can't believe our little girl is all grown up.
该死这世界的车轮
Damn the wheel of the world.
为何总是持续地转动
Why must it continually turn over.
Jack London - 是啊
Jack London. - Yeah.
棒
Nice.
好了 我们走吧老板 我们有个会要开
Okay. Let's go boss. We have a meeting to go to.
耶
Yay.
每年 这个政♥府♥的每个部门同处一室
Once a year, every branch of this government meets in a room
宣布他们打算把纳税人的钱浪费到哪里
and announces, what they intend to waste taxpayer money on.
作为一个像我一样的自♥由♥主义者 真的是哲学意义上的可怕
For a libertarian such as myself it's philosophically horrifying.
他们在零食上也很吝啬
They also really cheap out on the snacks.
欧利欧饼干吗
Hydrax cookies?
你知道有一种奥利奥的地摊货吗
Did you know there was an off-brand hydrox?
我不知道
I did not.
但它们不难吃
They're not bad.
早上好 各位
Good morning, everybody.
我知道你们都有各自的预算准备展示
I know you all have your budget presentations ready,
但计划有变
but there's a change of plans.
因为市议会的严重僵局
Due to the crippling gridlock in city council,
我们无限期地推迟所有计划和经费决定
We are postponing all planning and spending decisions indefinitely.
呃 直到何时 - 无限期
Um, until when? - Indefinitely.
何时结束 - 现在之后
And when will that end? - Later than now.
所以大概这周
So this week probably?
你看 我们已经接近全面危机了 Leslie
Look, we are bordering on a full-blown crisis, Leslie.
州政♥府♥派了一个团队
The state government is sending a team
从印第安纳波利斯前来试图解决这个预算问题
from Indianapolis to try to solve this budget problem.
如遇主计划会议减少时长
In the event the Master Plan meeting is cut short,
如遇我有喉炎无法展示主计划
in the event I have laryngitis and I can't present the Master Plan,
如遇主计划会议改在船上举♥行♥
in the event the Master Plan meeting is moved on to a boat.
看 我准备好了一切情形
Look-I'm prepared for every situation.
除了一个没有主计划的情形
Except for the one where there's no Master Plan.
冷静点
Just calm down.
你都不知道他们会做什么
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