公园与游憩（2009）

Parks and Recreation S02E06

Part 4 Jan. 27, 2024, 11:41 a.m.

but I kind of just thought of an awesome shortcut.
Dwyer先生很高兴您放弃了指控
Mr. Dwyer, we're very happy that you're dropping the suit.
是的确实太棒了
Yeah, it's really terrific.
我有我的条件 - 不绝不
I have my conditions. - No. Never.
我不和贪婪的流浪汉谈判
I will not negotiate with greedy street people.
等等 Leslie 先听他说
Wait, Leslie. Let's hear him out.
这是我们安排的
We planned this.
"咔嘣"
Kaboom.
好吧你开什么条件
All right. What's it gonna take?
第一我想填了那个坑先生
One, I want that pit filled in, sir.
还有第二吗
Is there a two?
保证Indianapolis小马橄榄球队始发阵容内线中后卫
A guaranteed starting spot in the Indianapolis Colts, inside linebacker.
这个我们可做不到
Well, we can't accomplish that.
我认为Andy看起来并不是很在乎第二条
I think that Andy seems like he doesn't care so much about the second one,
我们只把坑填了对他来说应该没问题
and he would be fine with us just filling in the pit.
你怎么说 Scott
What do you say, Scott?
我说总有一天我们会把那个坑填平的
Yeah. I mean, eventually, we're gonna fill in the pit.
"总有一天"?
"Eventually"?
我已经掉进那玩意儿两回了
I've already been injured in that thing twice.
"总有一天"之前我还可能掉十回
And I could fall in 10 more times by "eventually."
每次经过那个坑
Every time I walk past that pit,
我都被迫重温我生命中最伤痛的两个单日
I'm forced to relive the most traumatic two separate days of my life,
然后又想起诉你们
and wanna sue you again.
我很不想说
Well, I hate to say it,
但确实Andy让我们没有什么选择了 Scott
but it really seems like Andy has us over a barrel here, Scott.
是的
Yeah.
真的发生了难以置信
This is really happening. I just can't believe it.
哦抱歉一般这种情形人们会说"掐我一下"
Oh, sorry. Usually, in these situations, a person says "pinch me."
那是Andy吗
Is that Andy?
啊是的是他同意调解的条件之一吧我猜
Ah, yeah. Just one of his conditions for the settlement, I guess.
他同意调解了? - 是
He settled? - Yup.
放弃了十万刀可能吧只为一件事
Gave up $100,000 probably just for one thing,
市政♥府♥填了你房♥子后面的坑
the city fill in the pit behind your house.
为什么
Why?
谁知道呢
Who knows?
谁知道那只地鼠为啥这么做呢
Who knows why that gopher does what he does?
你一直讨厌这个大坑
You always hated this pit!
再见大坑你好平地
Goodbye, pit. Hello, lot.
冒险让我感觉如何
How does taking risks make me feel?
棒极了
Amazing.
渗透全身的酥麻感我兴奋得脸红
Tingling sensation throughout my whole body. I feel flushed.
我的肌肉很放松但感觉清醒只有一波又一波的快♥感♥
My muscles are relaxed, yet I feel awake. Just waves of pleasure.
我真希望有什么身体活动能让我有这种感受
I wish there was something physical that could make me feel this way.
哇你做到了
Wow, you did it.
你想得和我一样吗
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
还有好多要做的 - 我们就快搞定了
There's so much more to do. - Oh, my God, we're so close.
是啊
Yeah.
我准备打给"咔嘣" 看看他们明年的可预订时间
I'm gonna call Kaboom, and check on their availability for next year.
好的
Great.
信息台
Information.
你好我想查一下"咔嘣"的电♥话♥
Hi, yes, I'd like the number for Kaboom,
国家游乐场建造慈善部门
the national playground building charity.
我希望我们能排上队
I hope they can work us in.
抱歉查不到这个名字
Sorry, there's no listing for that name.
什么你确定吗
What? Are you sure?
"咔嘣"是我编造的一个词什么词典里都没有
"Kaboom" is a word I made up. It's not in any dictionary.
我骗人们在自己家附近的空地上建造游乐场
I trick people into building playgrounds on empty lots in their neighborhoods.
这是精心设计的恶作剧下一个恶作剧
It's an elaborate prank. For my next prank,
我准备在中国的贫困地区建一座医院
I'm going to build a hospital in a poor part of China.
他们肯定想不到
They'll never see it coming.