银河守护者（2015）

Guardians of the Galaxy S03E14

Part 2 Dec. 3, 2020, 2:03 p.m.

or my name's not J. Jonah J'Son!
我的名字也不是J·乔纳·杰桑
Yeah? Well, same to you... Mom!
是吗你也是妈妈
Drax! Where's my Drax-Man photos?
德拉克斯我的德拉克斯侠照片呢
"Drax-Man"?
德拉克斯侠
Yeah. Drax-Man.
没错德拉克斯侠
You know, the elusive, costumed vigilante
没错就是这个扮装义警
who sells my papers and pays your rent.
让我的报纸大卖♥♥ 付得起你的房♥租
I want fresh, new,
我要四点前
incriminating photos of that bare-chested menace
看到这个光胸膛坏蛋的
on my desk by 4:00!
新鲜出炉的照片
That angry man resembles Quill's father,
这愤怒的家伙像奎尔的父亲
but that is not possible,
但这不可能
for J'Son of Spartax does not have gray hair.
斯巴泰克斯的杰桑头发不是灰色的
Also, he is not alive.
而且他已经死了
I suspect that I
我怀疑我
am actually the costumed adventurer Drax-Man.
就是这个扮装冒险家德拉克斯侠
No one suspects
没人怀疑
that mild-mannered photographer Drax is actually
这个平庸的摄影师德拉克斯其实是
the costumed adventurer Drax-Man.
扮装冒险家德拉克斯侠
Who said that?
这是谁说的
The mystery of his amazing double-identity
他的精彩双重身份
was revealed in issue number 32,
在32期揭晓
"The Secret Origin of Drax-Man!"
《德拉克斯侠的秘密起源》
I was just in an office.
我本来还在办公室里
How did I come to be in this vehicle?
怎么已经到这辆车上了
Real estate agent/saxophone enthusiast Arthur Douglas
房♥地♥产♥经纪人兼萨克斯管爱好者亚瑟·道格拉斯
was driving home to Burbank from a concert in Las Vegas.
正看完演唱会从拉斯维加斯赶回伯班克的家
I do not recall this.
我不记得有这一段
Nor do I know the meaning of half of those words.
这段话有一半的词我也听不懂
Suddenly, an alien spacecraft appeared,
突然出现了一艘外星飞船
piloted by the Mad Titan Thanos.
是疯狂泰坦人灭霸
Thanos attacked...
灭霸攻击
destroying the vehicle,
摧毁了车
laughing evilly the whole time.
一直在发出邪恶的大笑
Although he was thrown clear of the explosion,
虽然道格拉斯被从爆♥炸♥中甩了出来
Douglas was badly injured and barely alive.
但还是身受重伤勉强活命
This never happened.
从来没有发生过这回事
Stop breaking the fourth wall.
不要打破第四堵墙[次元壁]
I see no wall to break here, let alone four walls.
我没看到墙更别说是第四堵了
As I was saying,
我刚刚说到
his astral form was pulled from his physical body
他的灵体从他的肉身中抽离
and instantly transported across the galaxy.
瞬间传送到了银河系
This story seems extremely far-fetched and confusing.
这个故事看上去非常莫名其妙
The Eternal Being Kronos gave Douglas a powerful new body,
永恒之神克罗诺斯给予了道格拉斯新的躯体
transforming him into the living weapon of vengeance
将他变成了复仇的武器
known as Drax-Man.
德拉克斯侠
How did I get back here?
我怎么回到这里的
And why do I feel a tingling sensation?
我为什么会感到有点刺痛
Why is the world all blurry?
这个世界怎么这么模糊
Without warning, Drax-Man's Drax-sense starts tingling,
德拉克斯侠的德拉克斯感应会突然刺痛
alerting him that an innocent life is in danger somewhere nearby.
提醒他附近有无辜的人正在遭遇危险
Ah, that would explain it.
这就说得通了
Drax-Man!
德拉克斯侠
Drax-Man is in the building! Somebody get a camera!
德拉克斯侠在这里谁来拿个相机
Don't just stand there, Drax! Drax-Man is in the building!
别傻站着德拉克斯德拉克斯侠在这里
Go get me those photos! Do I have to do everything myself?
去给我拍照什么事都得我自己来吗
Drax-Man. Great Caesar's ghost, he appeared out of thin air.
德拉克斯侠我的上帝啊他突然出现了
Security! Security!
保安保安
Security! For crying out loud, Drax!
保安我的上帝啊德拉克斯
Drax-Man shows up here twice, and you don't get a single picture?
德拉克斯在这里出现两次了你一张照片都没拍
You're fired!
你被开除了
Suddenly remembering that someone is still in danger,
德拉克斯记起有人有危险了
Drax ducks into a supply closet.
于是他冲进了储物间
Uh, Drax ducks into a supply closet.
德拉克斯冲进了储物间
For a disembodied voice, you are very demanding.
你作为一个只有声音的存在真的很凶
Without a moment to spare,
德拉克斯快马加鞭
Drax transforms into the incredible Drax-Man...
变成了伟大的德拉克斯侠
and springs into action.
冲向战场
Too late. Drax-Man remembers
太迟了德拉克斯侠记起来
that he cannot fly.
他并不会飞
You could've mentioned that earlier.
你可以早点说的
Help! Someone, please, help!
救命啊谁来救救我
Give it up, lady. This is a robbery, not a tug o' war.
放弃吧女士这是抢劫不是拔河
Oh, thank you, Drax-Man!
谢谢你德拉克斯侠
You're a genuine hero, no matter what J. Jonah J'Son says.
你是真正的英雄不管J·乔纳·杰桑怎么说的
Justice served, Drax-Man basks in the adulation
正义得到了伸张德拉克斯侠沉浸在
of his grateful but hastily drawn fans.
被他吸引的感激粉丝的吹捧中
This feels pleasant and very appropriate.
感觉非常棒
Drax, is that you?
德拉克斯是你吗
Gamora, I can barely hear you.
卡魔拉你的声音很模糊
I can't reach the others. Something is blocking our comms.
我联♥系♥不到其他人有东西阻碍了我们的通讯
Unknown to Drax-Man,
德拉克斯侠不知道的是
Gamora is secretly his arch-nemesis.
卡魔拉其实是他的死对头
Every word she said to him was a lie.
她说的一切都是谎言
Not true. Gamora is my friend.
不对卡魔拉是我的朋友
Drax only believes Gamora is his friend
德拉克斯会认为卡魔拉是他朋友
because his memory was erased back in issue number 219.
是因为他的记忆在219卷被抹除了
I do not remember that!
我不记得有这回事
What did I just say?
我刚刚说什么来着
Drax, listen. You're in danger.
德拉克斯听着你有危险
Wherever you are, get out of there!
不管你在哪里赶紧离开
Is exactly the sort of thing a lying arch-nemesis
一个骗人的死对头就是会对高尚的英雄
would tell our noble hero.
说出这种话
Gamora, I do not understand.
卡魔拉我不懂
Run!
快跑
That I understand.
我懂了
Ah, this must be the fourth wall you mentioned earlier,
这肯定是你刚刚提到的第四堵墙
and yet Drax did not break it.
而德拉克斯没有打破
Tricked by his sinister arch-nemesis Gamora,
德拉克斯被他的死对头卡魔拉所骗
Drax-Man is trapped and faces certain doom.
陷入了危险中马上就要迎来他的末日
It appears this fourth wall is about to break Drax!
看来第四堵墙要压垮德拉克斯了
Drax will break the fourth wall
德拉克斯要在第四堵墙压垮德拉克斯前
before the fourth wall breaks Drax!
打破第四堵墙
Desperate to escape his fate,
德拉克斯迫切地想要
Drax-Man lands himself in even deeper jeopardy.
扭转自己的命运却陷入更大的危险中
He's part of a balanced breakfast.
他变成了均衡营养早餐
But can Drax-Man stay crunchy?
但是德拉克斯侠是脆脆的吗
But Drax does not wish to stay crunchy.
但是德拉克斯不想脆脆的
This does not even make sense.
这根本说不通
Drax, where are you?
德拉克斯你在哪里
I am facing down a very flimsy monster...
我在面对一个十分劣质的怪物
a child with poor eyesight...
一个视力不好的小孩
and a puny bookseller.
还有一个弱小的模特
This place is becoming very irritating.
这个地方开始惹毛我了
Easy, Drax.
冷静点德拉克斯
We have to find a way out of... wherever you are.
我们得想办法离开...你在的那个地方
Tell me what you see.
告诉我你看到了什么
The machine is printing up copies of a common thief
机器在打印出一个我之前打败的一个
I defeated earlier.
普通的小毛贼
That's no common thief.
那不是普通小毛贼
It's the duplicate desperado
那是被称为打印保罗的
known as Print-Press Paul.
复♥制♥体恶人
That is a terrible name.
这个名字真烂
Oh, like "Drax-Man" Is so great?
德拉克斯侠就很好吗
Get him, boys!
抓住他伙计们
Yes!
太好了
Drax shall fold, spindle, and staple all who oppose him!
德拉克斯要折叠揉皱订上拦住他的所有人
But no matter how many Drax-Man defeats,
但是不管德拉克斯侠打败了多少人
the printing press keeps printing more.
打印机在源源不断地打印出更多
That does not seem fair.
这看上去并不公平