喜当爷（2015）
Grandfathered
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喜当爷（2015）
Grandfathered S01E21
Part 3
Sept. 7, 2020, 11:39 a.m.
他们怎么老把卫生间安排在房♥间边上?
Why do they always put the bathroom right off the bedroom?
我喜欢他留下来过夜的时候
I do love when he stays over.
晚上啪啪啪早上啪啪啪
Night sex and morning sex.
这算两个绿色的
That's two greens.
但我的直觉告诉我
But my gut is telling me
进展可能太快了
it might be too soon.
当一个人说"直觉"的时候
Now, when people say, "Gut,"
其实是某些事情在阻碍他们
it usually means something's holding them back.
与其说某些事...
And by something...
不如说某些人
I mean someone else.
哪... 那太荒谬了
N... that's ridiculous.
我才不信
Not buying it.
这个"某人"就算作金色的橡皮筋
And "Someone else" Gets the gold hair tie,
而且金色是最厉害的
and gold beats all.
"反对"赢了
"Against" Wins.
什么鬼 这太...
What, that's...
喔 冰淇淋车来了!
Ooh, that is the ice cream truck!
那是我的钱包耶!
That's my purse!
悼词... 悼词...
Eulogy... eulogy...
悼词写得怎么样了 老板?
How's the eulogy coming, boss?
如果你想找个开场白的话 不如写
Hey, if you're looking for an opening, how about,
"韦伯斯特词典将死亡定义为..."
"Webster's defines death as..."
定义为什么?
As what?
不好意思 你难道想要我把全篇都写下来吗?
Wait, I'm sorry, do you want me to write the whole thing?
自己查词典吧 安丽诗
Look it up, Annelise.
这么做太蠢了 我爸死了
Oh, this is stupid. My dad died.
我们以前并不亲近 他对我也不算太好
We weren't close and he wasn't very nice to me.
我该怎么写?
What am I supposed to say?
肯定不能写这些话
Definitely not that.
是啊 这样的悼词太糟了
Yeah, that would be a bad eulogy.
你们知道我现在需要什么吗?
Hey, you know what I need?
- 感同身受? - 不是 是我的吉米语录
- Empathy? - No, my Jimmy-isms.
这些年你一直在编写的吉米语录
My Jimmy-isms you've been compiling over the years.
- 你的什么? - 就是那些我自己冥想出来
- Your what? - You know, the musings and sayings
道理啦 思想啦
that I come up with off the top of my head.
我有时说了句什么之后
You know, I'll say something,
就会说 "安丽诗 把这句话写下来"
and I'll say, "Annelise, write that down,"
然后安丽诗就会给我记下来
and Annelise writes it down.
是啊 他绝对这么说过
Yup, he definitely says that,
我也绝对有记下来
and I definitely do that.
我本来准备把它们写到我的自传里的
I've been saving them for my memoir,
但我也能在我爸的悼词里用几句 是吧?
but I could spare a few pearls for my dad's eulogy, right?
- 是啊 - 对... 安丽诗 把大♥师♥的语录拿来
- Right. - Yeah... Annelise, go get the master list.
没问题 老板
No problem, boss.
请给我一点时间
Just give me a little time
我要和其他员工一起整理一下这个
to organize them with the staff.
所有人 放下你们手头的事
Everyone, stop what you're doing.
吉米要我把过去十年来 我假装为他记录的
Jimmy wants me to compile all his stupid musings
那些破冥想语录给编辑整理出来
I've been pretending to write down over the last ten years.
你一直以来都没有记录吗?
You haven't been writing them down?
- 那你现在在这做什么? - 闭嘴
- What do you do here? - Shut it.
我们得集思广益 回忆起这些年来
We need to band together and remember
吉米说的所有废话
all the stupid crap Jimmy has said over the years.
噢 我记得一个
Ooh, I remember one.
"不管是谁赢 我们都是输家"
"Whoever wins, we lose."
不对 那是异性大战铁血战士的口号♥
Nope, that's the tagline to Alien vs. Predator.
有没搞错
Come on.
老爸给了我跟杰克比较亲近的朋友的名单
Dad gave me a list of Jack's closest friends.
- 咱们开始邀请工作吧 - 好啊
- Let's let the inviting begin. - Okay.
嗨 拉比诺维茨女士
Hi, Ms. Rabinowitz.
我了解到你是杰克 马蒂诺的好友是吗?
I understand you're a friend of Jack Martino's?
哦 前好友
Oh, ex-friend.
他叫你是吗?
He called you what?
额 也许他只是说你很善于和金钱打交道?
Uh, well, maybe he just meant you're good with money?
是的 勒曼医生 我知道
Yes, Dr. Lerman, I understand
Jack当了几年你的病人
Jack was a patient of yours for several years.
是的 马蒂诺... 喂?
Yes, Martino... Hello?
噢 你很高兴他已经死了
Oh, you're glad he's dead.
你怎么不过来跟我们一起庆祝下这事呢?
Well, why don't you come celebrate that with us?
我会还给你的
I'll pay you.
他欠你多少?
He owes you how much?
我继承了他的债务...?
And now I inherit his debit...?
不 不对 我觉得事情不是这样的
No, no, I don't think that's how it works.
我得挂了 再见
I got to go, bye.
四十一美元
Forty-one dollars.
六十三美元
Sixty-three dollars!
六十六...!
Sixty-six...!
不能更多了
That's our ceiling.
悼词 悼词...
Eulogy, eulogy...
欢迎大家的到来
Welcome, everybody.
嘿♥咻♥! 既然现在你们都注意到我了 我要说我父亲去世了
Sex! Now that I got your attention, my dad's dead.
不行
Nah.
- 吉米 - 嗯?
- Jimmy. - Huh?
有人把这个送到了餐厅里
This came for you at the restaurant.
我看看
Let's see.
我爸银行保管箱里的东西
Contents of my dad's safe deposit box.
我的晶体管收音机
My transistor radio.
我们以前总是坐在后院里
Wow, used to sit in the backyard
听天使演奏音乐
and listen to the Angels play.
只有我们父子两
Just a father and son,
一起享受快乐时光
enjoying the game.
简直不敢相信他还留着这个
I can't believe he kept this.
杰克·马蒂诺也不是个很坏的人
Jack Martino wasn't such a bad guy.
杰克·马蒂诺真的不是个东西啊
Jack Martino was a real son of a bitch.
天呐 我们干嘛要逼老爸做这件事呢?
God, why did we force Dad into doing this?
我们就应该让他自己忙着打扮 翻修饭店
We should've let him work through his feelings
来发泄他的情感
with-with makeovers and restaurant overhauls.
我们去告诉他我们的想法是错的
We'll tell him that we were wrong,
追悼会是个不明智的想法
that the memorial service was a stupid idea.
嘿 伙计们
Hey, guys.
哟
Yo.
就是来跟你们说声
Just came by to tell you
那个 呃 你们是对的
that, uh, you were right.
我是说 不能只因为我父亲生前是个难相处的人
I mean, just 'cause my dad was a difficult man,
就意味着跟他的朋友们呆在一起怀念他
doesn't mean it won't feel good
是件坏事 所以
to be around some of his friends, so,
谢谢你们转变了我的想法让我
thank you for twisting my arm and making me
来给他举办这场追悼会
throw this memorial for my father.
不客气
You're welcome.
嗯 我带了冰沙来
Hm. I brought smoothies.
- 冰沙
- Smoothies.
人挺多啊 伙计们
Great turnout, guys.
哦 幸好 还是有一群人
Oh, luckily, there's a certain type of person
愿意开90分钟的车来这里的
willing to drive up to 90 minutes
前提是你答应他们有免费的葡萄酒和奶酪
if you promise them free wine and cheese.
哦 那是杰克以前的清洁女工
Oh, there's Jack's former cleaning lady.
那是他以前的牙医
There's Jack's old dental hygienist
还有她男友瑞克
and her boyfriend Rick.
你们为什么不找一些他真正的朋友?
How come you didn't get any of his actual friends?
我们试过了... 并且失败了
We tried... and failed,
所以我们就叫了杰克以前周围的旧邻居们
so we called around Jack's old neighborhood
又找了一群怪咖
and scrounged up some randos.
他们在这是因为我们答应了
That group is here because we promised them
会有免费的学生理发
free student haircuts.
为啥拉维要那样看着我们?
Why is Ravi staring at us like that?
嘿 瓦娜萨 嗨 戒指-- 我是说杰拉德
Hey, Vanessa. Hi, ring-- I mean Gerald.
根本就没戒指 从来都没有
There's no ring yet, or ever.
你这样很奇怪!
You're being weird!
嘿 你有考虑过我们一起住的事情了么...
Hey, did you have a chance to think about us moving in...
吉米来了! 好的
Here comes Jimmy! Okay.
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