喜当爷（2015）
Grandfathered
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喜当爷（2015）
Grandfathered S01E21
Part 4
Sept. 7, 2020, 11:39 a.m.
我们要阻止他和
We have to keep him from having
任何一个客人进行实质性的对话
substantial conversations with any of the guests.
万幸的是 他真的
Luckily, he doesn't really.
不喜欢进行密切交流
like to have substantial conversations.
我的意思是 我走进他的生活半年后
I mean, I was back in his life for six months
他才问了我第一个私人问题
before he asked me a personal question,
他问我 "你的包包有多大?"
and it was, "How big is your package?"
他想知道自己的是不是大一点
He wanted to know if he was bigger.
然后呢? - 老妈! 萨拉!
And? - Mom! - Sara!
怎么了? 我在支持你好嘛
What? I'm rooting for you.
这次的游戏计划就是: 让吉米上到演讲台 越快越好
Here's the game plan: get Jimmy on that podium ASAP.
他做完悼词之后 我就拉响火灾警报器 然后所有人都可以回家了
He gives his eulogy, I pull the fire alarm, everybody goes home.
好吧
All right.
这里每个人都看起来穿得好随便啊
Everybody seems dressed casual here.
那个 我想这样也讲得通
Well, I guess that makes sense.
杰克·马提诺曾经是个简朴的人 你知道吗
Jack Martino was a no-frills kind of guy, you know.
所以这些人
And these people
是在用他们毛边短裤...
are honoring that with their cut-off shorts...
和抹胸背心在缅怀他咯
and tube tops.
嗨
Hi.
那么... 悼词时间?
So... eulogy time?
这些来哀悼的人都渴望听到那亲切感人的悼...
These mourners are craving that sweet, sweet eul.
让我先跟客人们打个招呼
Let me say hi to the guests first.
打扰了
Excuse me.
你好 我是吉米·马提诺
Hi, I'm Jimmy Martino.
您是怎么认识我父亲的?
How did you know my father?
对不起 我不会讲英语
Lo siento, no puedo hablar ingles.
我最好找维克托来翻译下...
I better get Victor to translate...
哦不 你不能让一个拉丁裔来翻译西班牙语的
Oh, no, you can't ask a Latino person to translate Spanish.
- 这是种族歧视 - 对
- It's racist. - Yeah.
- 是种族歧视么? - 不 不是的
- Is it racist? - No, it's not racist.
不是种族歧视
It's not racist.
酒在哪里? 维克托!
¿Dónde está el vino? Victor!
哦 呃 那么... 悼词?
Oh, uh, so... eulogy?
我还没写好呢
I haven't written it yet.
- 你在开玩笑么? - 什么?
- Are you kidding? - What?
不是 安丽诗会给我
No, Annelise's gonna give me
我全部的吉米语录 我一拿到它们
all my Jimmy-isms. Once I get those,
用它差不多就会写出一篇悼词了
it'll practically write itself.
我昨天就需要那些吉米语录了 大伙儿
I need those Jimmy-isms yesterday, people.
没那么难的 他经常挂在嘴边的那些话是什么?
It's not that hard, what are some things he always says?
好了 这个怎么样:
Okay, how about this:
"不 拉维 我不想要喝的"
"No, Ravi, I don't want to get drinks."
这个呢?
How about this?
"炽热的空气中弥漫着湿气
"The air is hot with sweat,
希望 然而未来的承诺还未被写入其中"
anticipation, and the promise of a future not yet written."
吉米说话没那么深情
It's way too beautiful for Jimmy,
但是你应该当个作家的
but you should be a writer.
我知道
I know.
你都没在试着帮忙 辛迪
You're not even trying, Cindy.
对不起 凯莉·詹娜刚推了有趣的东西
Sorry, Kylie Jenner just tweeted something hilarious.
如果世界上没有完全相同的两个指纹
"If there are no two fingerprints that are alike,
"那么也不会有完全相同的两片雪花
"And no two snowflakes that are alike,
这样雪人就成了最好的小偷了"
a snowman would be the best burglar ever."
完美
Perfect.
凯莉·詹娜和吉米说话的语气是完全一样的
Kylie Jenner and Jimmy have the exact same voice.
还有别的么?
Are there more of those?
哦 超多的 她推文
Oh, tons, KJ tweets
差不多 每五分钟一次
like, every five minutes.
这是另外一条:
Here's another one:
"面霜的拼写里没有 'I' 这个字母
"There is no "I" In cream,
但是却有眼霜"
but there is eye cream."
拉维 从里面复♥制♥50个放进一个邮件里
Ravi, copy 50 of them in an e-mail
然后发给我 开始吧
and send them to me, stat.
我已经在做了
I'm already on it.
嘿 我的吉米语录呢?
Hey, where's my Jimmy-isms?
已经朝着你去了 老板
Forwarding them to you now, boss.
"当上帝给你雨水时 拿来做彩虹冰沙吧"
"When God gives you rain, make rainbow sorbet."
这肯定是我说的耶
That's so me.
嘿 大伙 让我们帮助穷♥人♥吧
Hey, you guys, let's help poor people.
我不记得有说过这个啊
I don't remember saying that.
嘿 那么... 你准备上台了么?
Hey, so... you ready to get up there?
哦 我不知道 我以为这些吉米语录
Oh, I don't know, I thought these Jimmy-isms
会帮我破解悼词的 但是...
would help me crack the eulogy, but...
我 我知道我说过很多深奥的事情
I-I know I said more profound things.
但我都不记得曾经对侧乳的着迷了
I-I don't ever remember being this obsessed with side boob.
我不知道我在做什么了
I don't know what I'm doing.
哦 天啊 好吧 来 放松
Oh, God, all right, come on, relax.
你行的
You can do this.
真诚点儿就好
Just be honest.
表现得脆弱一些
Let yourself be vulnerable.
呃 你还记得当时我们约会的时候...
Uh, do you remember back when we were dating...
我们去塔霍湖滑雪?
we went on that ski trip to Tahoe?
是哒... 我想再多冲
Yeah... I wanted to go down
一个斜坡但你担心
one more slope and you were worried
你的嘴巴开始冻裂了...
that your lips were getting chapped...
是滴 我回了小屋
Right, I went back to the lodge,
然 然后开始下暴雪
and-and it started to snow like crazy.
是哒 并且当我回来的时候
Yes, a-and by the time I got back,
你老担心我了 我一进屋
you were so worried about me, and I walked in,
你看着我对我说
and you looked at me and you said,
"我担心死你啦"
"I was so worried about you."
真是个糟糕的故事
That's a terrible story.
重点是啥?
What's the point?
这就是重点
That is the point.
不酷也不有趣
It wasn't cool or interesting.
只有真实和脆弱
It was real and vulnerable.
这就是我最喜欢的你
That's always been my favorite version of you.
变成那样吧
Be that guy.
后来那个晚上我们滚床单了吗?
Did we have sex later that night?
我们总是在晚上滚床单
We had sex most nights.
为啥你不把这点加进故事里?
Why didn't you put that in the story?
那会让故事 你懂的 不可描述的一些事
That would have made it, you know, something.
嘿 大伙儿
Hey, guys.
- 嘿 - 嘿 萨拉
- Hey. - Hey, Sara.
- 嗨 - 你怎样了?
- Hi. - How you holding up?
不好
Not good.
我能做点啥?
What can I do?
你能写篇关于我老爸的悼词不?
Can you write a speech about my dad?
因为所有的东西都不管用...
'Cause all this stuff isn't working....
你说啥?
What are you saying?
我不晓得 你也可以把那啥加进...
I don't know, you could still put that...
嘿
Hey.
萨拉 我觉得自己很有把握
Sara, I consider myself pretty secure.
36小时之前我想要你搬
I asked you to move in over 36 hours ago,
并且你没回复我因为
and you haven't given me an answer yet because
你忙于帮助你的孩子他爸前任 但我理解
you're so busy helping your baby daddy, and I get that,
是哒 - 但是...
Yes. - but...
但是啥?
Yes, what?
是哒 我们一起搬吧
Yes, let's move in together.
好呀
Okay.
- 是哒
- Yeah.
红色警戒! 他混进来了
Code red! He's mingling.
在哪?
Where, what?
你可以走了
You should go.
等等 所以你怎么
Wait, so how do you
知道杰克·马提诺?
know Jack Martino?
我的女朋友是他的洗牙师
My girlfriend was his dental hygienist.
据说他真是个蠢货
Said he was a real jackass,
从不把嘴张大
never opened wide.
喜当爷（2015）
Grandfathered
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