喜当爷（2015）
Grandfathered
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喜当爷（2015）
Grandfathered S01E04
Part 4
Sept. 7, 2020, 11:35 a.m.
萨拉 他说的是实话吗?
Sara, is he telling the truth?
是的
Yes.
♪ 祝你生日快乐 ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ 祝你 ♪
♪ Happy... ♪
♪ 生日快乐 ♪
♪ ...birthday to you. ♪
普拉奇先生!
Señor Plucky!
不不 我是大鸟先生
No, no, I'm Big Bird.
大鸟在这!
Big Bird's here!
好吧!
Okay!
普拉奇先生在这!
Señor Plucky's here!
谁想和普拉奇先生做朋友?
Who wants to be Señor Plucky's friend?
我!
Me!
好吧!
All right!
我数到三 大家一起说 "生日快乐 伊蒂"
On three, everyone, "Happy birthday, Edie."
一 二 三
One, two, three.
生日快乐 伊蒂
Happy birthday, Edie.
生日快乐 小萌物
Happy birthday, marmel!
对不起我揭了你的短处
Sorry I blew your cover.
我努力了
I tried.
里面真的是太热了
I just couldn't take the heat any more.
我知道 你确实努力了
I know, you did try.
谢谢你
Thank you.
杰拉德小的时候 你真的需要
Did you really have to work three jobs
同时打三份工吗?
when Gerald was little?
是的 我在商场里打耳洞的地方工作
Yeah. I worked at the ear-piercing place in the mall,
还在凯撒意式餐厅当厨子 还照顾小孩
I was a cook at Casa Pasta, and I babysat.
好像穷♥人♥版的瑞恩·西克莱斯特
Kind of a poor man's Ryan Seacrest.
那么困难的时候
If things were that hard for you,
你为什么没想过来找我
why didn't you come to me?
为什么没告诉我你怀孕了?
And why didn't you tell me you were pregnant?
我准备在治愈乐队的演唱会上告诉你的
I was going to tell you at the Cure concert.
记得那晚吗?
Remember that night?
就在我们分手前
Right before we broke up,
我给我们弄到了两张治愈乐队在阿纳海姆演唱会的票
I got us tickets to The Cure in Anaheim.
我们约好先在我家见面
We were supposed to meet at my place first.
我当时正在化眼妆
I was doing my eye makeup.
然后我等你 准备帮你化
I was waiting to do yours,
最后一刻的时候你打电♥话♥给我说
and at the last minute you called and said
你还在一个泳池派对
you were stuck at a pool party
你可能没办法过来了
and you weren't gonna make it.
所以我自己看了演唱会
So I went to the show by myself.
我站在那里回想整件事
And I stood there through the whole thing,
假装我不介意
pretending I didn't care.
直到最后一首歌♥
Until the last song--
"你的照片"
"Pictures of You."
我开始放声大哭
I just started bawling.
是痛哭流涕的那一种
I mean a snotty mess.
眼妆花得到处都是
Eye makeup everywhere.
我旁边的男生感觉很同情我
And this guy next to me felt so bad,
他用胳膊揽着我
he put his arm around me.
然后他想摸我的胸
Then he tried to grab my boob.
然而你之前在我心里留下了很多伤痕
And you'd flaked on me plenty of times before,
那天晚上我下定决心
but that night I just made up my mind
我觉得你不能在小安东尼身边陪他长大
that you weren't capable of being there for little Anthony.
在给他取杰拉德这个名字之前 我想了好几个名字
I toyed with a few names before Gerald.
你应该坚持叫安东尼
You should've stuck with Anthony.
如果你想知道
And in case you're wondering,
我完全意识到我当时可能
I fully realize that I may have
做了错误的决定
made the wrong decision.
干嘛? 哦 你要干嘛?
What? Oh, what are you doing?
大家安静一下 嗨
Attention everyone, hi.
又是我
It's me again.
呃 我刚才在想
Uh, I was thinking about
我自己说过的话
what I said earlier, and, uh,
可能你们都已经不记得我说了什么了
you probably you don't even remember what I said, but...
你说萨拉撒谎说是你抛弃了她
That Sara lied about you being a deadbeat?
对 没有跟你讲她怀孕了的事
Yeah, and she hid her pregnancy from you.
好吧 挺会抓重点的
Yes, those are the headlines.
萨拉是没有告诉我她怀孕了没错
It's true that Sara didn't tell me she was pregnant.
但是渣男这个名字我也担得起
But what's also true is I deserved it.
我那时候不是一个有担当的男人
I wasn't a very good guy back then.
只是
Just...
好吧 可是 当时他也很年青
Okay, yes, but he was also young.
而我就一个人默默地怨恨了25年
And I was the one who carried a grudge against him
却连一个改变的机会都没有给他
for 25 years instead of giving him a chance to change.
我也许根本不会改变呢
Well, I don't know if I would have changed.
如果我当时知道你怀孕了
If found out you were pregnant,
我觉得我肯定不知道怎么面对这件事
I don't think I could have handled it.
你因为一个泳池派对没能赴约 可是那又怎么样呢
You blew me off for a pool party. So what?
你们干嘛要当众讨论这些啊
Why are you talking about this in front of us?
听起来太私人了吧
It seems real private.
喂 他请来了瑞奇单宝拉
Hey, he gave you Richie Sambora
还有一个能从眼睛里面
and a magician that pulled
拉出绳子的魔术师
string out of his eye.
他想干什么就干什么好吗
He can do whatever he wants.
谢谢
Thank you.
总而言之
My point is
你们不要生萨拉的气了
don't be mad at Sara.
我是说
I mean,
她做了正确的选择
she did the right thing.
我当时并没有做好建立家庭的准备
I wasn't ready for a family.
我现在可能也还没有吧
And I'm not sure if I'm ready for a family now,
但是 我在尝试
but I'm trying.
我猜 这才是今天的重点
I guess that's the main takeaway for today.
重点难道不是祝伊蒂生日快乐吗
Isn't the main takeaway "Happy Birthday Edie"?
哦 对 那个也有
Oh, yeah, that too.
各占一半吧
Well, it's a tie.
祝大家开心
Good night, everybody.
对小朋友的生日来说 这可真够复杂的
Wow. That's a lot of complicated stuff for a kid's party.
是的
Yeah.
不好意思了 刚才那首歌♥
Look I'm sorry.
- 真的吗 - 真的
- Really? - Yes.
假的
No.
真的
Yes.
恩 我不知道是要抱抱你呢 还是揍你
Oh, I can't tell if I want to hug you or hurt you.
抱吧还是 我觉得
Hug. I would choose hug.
喔
Oh.
弗雷德里克 你抱我跟揍我差不多疼
Frederick, actually, you're hurting me.
我知道 我也糊涂了
I know. I'm so confused.
不好意思 小姐
Excuse me, miss?
你刚才是和我的儿子们在洗手间吗?
Were you in the bathroom with my boys earlier?
是的 就是我带他们去上的厕所
Yes, but I'm the bathroom lady.
你好像刚刚教会了我儿子用马桶拉屎
I think you just potty-trained my sons.
谢谢你
Thank you.
我也要去尿尿
I have to go to the bathroom.
没门儿
Nope.
趴体不错 哥们儿
Great party, dude.
哦 嘿 嘿 我就想说
Oh, hey, hey, I just want you to know,
这个派对真的太棒了
you put on a hell of a party.
你当爷爷当得不错嘛
You're not bad at this grandpa stuff.
谢了 兄弟
Thanks, brother.
哦 我不是你的儿子吗
Oh, I'm not your son.
我是你兄弟啊
I'm your brother!
哟 小杰 等一下等一下
Yo, G! Wait, hold up.
谢谢你的鸡毛装
Thanks for getting that chicken suit.
很适合你
It's a good look on you.
对啊 我都不准备还了
Yeah, I'm thinking about keeping it.
可以充实一下我的衣柜
Spruce up my wardrobe.
是么?
Yeah?
可能是当妈的荷尔蒙吧
Well, it's probably the mom hormones,
喜当爷（2015）
Grandfathered
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