喜当爷（2015）
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喜当爷（2015）
Grandfathered S01E07
Part 3
Sept. 7, 2020, 11:36 a.m.
Me?
嗯
Yeah.
谢谢宝贝
Thank you.
连孩子都说是我
The kid said yeah.
你不用辩了
I rest my case.
我知道你刚才在撒谎
I know you were lying.
你在听啥?
What is this?
噢 这是亚美尼亚乡村乐曲
Oh, uh, it's an Armenian folk song.
法兰基有四分之一亚美尼亚血统
Frankie's a quarter Armenian.
你看起来对她了解得挺多啊
You seem to know a lot about this girl
你们才交往一周
after dating her only a week.
我的3D打印机正好打完了它自己
Oh, my printer's done printing the printer.
哇 和它自己一模一样
It looks just like a 3D printer.
这样我就可以一直缅怀你了 小机机
This is how I'll remember you, printy.
你这是干嘛?
What are you doing?
我要把它卖♥♥了
Selling the old girl.
换点现钱 和弗兰基去拉斯维加斯
Yeah, need a little extra cash for a little lover's weekend
过个周末
with Frankie in Vegas.
对了 有个问题
Oh, question.
如果自己打扫酒店房♥间 会不会有折扣?
Do you get a discount if you clean your own room?
比如说 不掀开被子 只睡在上面?
What if you, like, sleep on top of the comforter?
或者说 睡在睡袋里
Uh, like, in sleeping bags.
嘿宝贝儿 我是普里雅
工作太烦了
给我带点瘦司吧
(我一般这么叫寿司)
如果不看电视呢?
What about if you don't turn on the TV?
又或者 不用他们的香皂?
What about if you don't use the soap?
把你公♥司♥地址给我
吉米?
Jimmy?
嗨
Hi.
我的天
Oh, my god.
你不会真给我带寿司了吧
You did not bring me sushi.
你真的爱上我了 跟踪狂
You love me, stalker.
被你发现了
Guilty.
法兰基在吗?
Is Frankie around?
找她干嘛?
Why?
难不成你想双飞? 哈
Threesome much? Ha.
我去拿点照烧酱
I'm gonna go get some teriyaki sauce.
好的
Okay.
"食姨(蚁)兽"-- A-U-N-T
"Aunt eater"-- A-U-N-T.
还有人知道这背面有这玩意吗?
Does anyone else know about this far side?
真逗
Funny.
亲爱的
Hey, lover.
嗨 嗷
Hi. Ow.
好大声
Loud.
呃 很高兴见到你
Um, well, you know, it was good seeing you.
你能告诉我哪个是法兰基的桌子吗?
Can you point me to Frankie's, um, work pen?
我想和她聊聊
Uh, I want to talk to her.
她和我们老总罗杰招待客户吃午餐去了
Well, she's with Roger, our CEO, at a business lunch,
按理说一小时前就该回来了
they were supposed to be back from an hour ago,
所以说 他俩肯定在打炮
AKA, they're totally boning.
她背着杰拉德和老板偷♥情♥?
She's cheating on Gerald with her boss?
我是不是听到 "背叛" 了?
Did I hear "Cheating"?
你们在说国家大事
Are we talking about the patriots
还是在说罗杰和法兰基?
or are we talking about roger and frankie?
各位 别这样
Guys, come on.
罗杰是有妇之夫
Roger's a married man.
我相信他们还在吃午饭...
I'm sure they're just having lunch...
只是饭是送到房♥间而已的啦
delivered by room service.
他是我男朋友啦
That's my boyfriend.
新男朋友
He's my new boyfriend.
这就是我的梦工厂
And this is the dream factory.
我在这拍我的化妆教程视频
This is where I shoot my makeup tutorials,
我在这办公 然后可以构想出新的工作机会
I run my businesses, and I come up with ideas for new ones.
迷你大象
"迷你大象"?
"Miniature elephants"?
超级小
Super-small.
我们开始吧
Why don't we just get started.
你有什么长♥期♥打算?
What are your long-term goals?
好问题... 正好可以用来问你
Ooh, good question... For me to ask you.
你的长♥期♥计划是什么?
What are your long-term goals?
我的计划不重要
My goals don't matter.
错 很重要
Wrong, they do matter.
因为你对我来说很重要
You matter.
请你说说你的目标是什么
Please just say your goals.
在开始前 我想先了解一下你的大致状况
I wanted to look at patio furniture before work.
我知道问题出在哪了
I think we zeroed in on what the problem is.
你的态度不端正
Bad attitude.
等等 你搞清楚了现在的状况吗?
Wait, what do you think is happening here?
我天 你以为是你给我上课吗?
Oh, god, you think you're mentoring me?
对啊 不是吗?
Yes. No?
- 我为什么会需要你的建议? - 你这是什么意思?
- Why on earth would I need your advice? - Excuse me?
无意冒犯 但你是我见过最懒散的人了
No offense, but you're the most scattered person I've ever met.
如果你想有所作为
If you're going to be successful,
你要认真地去钻研一件事情
you've got to pick one thing.
那你的意思是说 自己那个
Well, I'm sorry for having dreams,
不甘只当吉米的助手的梦想不对咯
for wanting to be more than just "Jimmy's assistant."
梦想谁都会有
Everybody has dreams.
我曾经还想成为一个灵魂歌♥手呢
I was gonna be a soul singer.
但和大部分人一样 我长大以后找了一份正式工作
But, like most people, I grew up and found a real job.
我的忠告就是
So first and last lesson.
别他妈这么天真了
Grow the hell up.
嘿 你现在是在我家
Hey, you're in my house.
不 这房♥子是你父母的
No, I'm in your parents' house.
商务备忘第63条
Business journal entry 63.
今天必须要教训一下这个妹子了 是她逼我的
Had to kick a girl's ass today.
- 想得挺美 - 噢 你可以试试
- Guess again. - Oh, we can do this.
- 要不要给你妈咪打个电♥话♥? - 姐们 不给你点颜色看看...
- Do you want to call your mommy? - Sister, these guns are gonna...
发现你们了!
Peekaboo!
嗨 小机灵
Oh, hi, monkey-pie.
睡得怎么样?
Oh, how was your nap?
来抱抱
Come here.
真乖
Oh, look at you.
然后 会计部的艾琳说她听到
And then Elaine in accounting said that she heard
罗杰的办公室里有声音
noises coming from Roger's office,
然后... IT部的杰瑞
And then... And then Jerry from I.T.,
说他也听到了声音传出来
He said he definitely heard noises,
而且是做! 爱! 的声音
and they were sex noises.
等一下 杰瑞不是人力资源部的吗?
Wait, I-I thought Jerry was from HR.
不 盖瑞才是人力资源部的 是盖瑞
No, Gary is from HR. Gary from HR.
听仔细点 维克托
Pay attention, Victor.
我应该做点什么 对吧?
So I should do something about this, right?
- 不要 - 千万别
- No. - Uh-uh, no.
- 绝对不要做任何事 - 别别别
- Absolutely do nothing. - Nada, nada.
明白了 所以你们就只会看热闹
Got it. So you guys are on the fence.
- 我们真不是 - 实际上吧...
- No, we're really not. - Actually, it's...
如果我告诉你 有个办法
What if I told you there was a way
可以毫不费力地
to expose Frankie for the cheater she is
曝光法兰基在乱搞 你信吗?
without having to lift a finger?
如果这和你那次傻♥逼♥的 "莱恩的玫瑰" 一样
If this is your stupid "Ryan's roses" knockoff,
我一点都不感兴趣
I'm not interested.
山寨版?
Um, "Knockoff"?
不 这次可完全不同
No, this is completely different.
"拉维的蔷薇"
"Ravi's rezzies"
给这个劈腿嫌疑人提供了
Offers the suspected cheater
一顿双人浪漫晚餐 在吉米餐厅
A romantic dinner for two at Jimmy's.
如果他和太太一起出席 那这就是个普通的晚餐
If he shows up with his wife, then we're down a dinner,
但如果他和情妇一起出席
But if he shows up with his mistress,
那么他就被我 "蔷薇" 了
Then he, sir, has been "Rezzied."
不 我不喜欢这主意
No... All right, I'm not interested.
而且这和 "莱恩的玫瑰" 有什么区别?
And how is this any different than "Ryan's roses"?
莱恩那个是放收音机里搞的
Seacrest does it on the radio.
不 告诉你 我会打电♥话♥给杰拉德
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