喜当爷（2015）
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喜当爷（2015）
Grandfathered S01E19
Part 4
Sept. 7, 2020, 11:39 a.m.
成熟地互相道了歉 疯狂地嘿♥咻♥了一下 这事就这么过去了
apologized, had crazy sex, and moved on.
跟我说说你俩为什么吵架吧
Tell me what your fight was about.
我不知道啊 她昨晚来了我家
I don't know. She came over last night
看起来像因为她妹妹或什么事很生气的样子
and she got all worked up about her sister or something.
不过后来爷干了一记漂亮的
But then I did this great thing.
我把看门人叫了过来
I had the doorman come in
给了她准入我家的特权
and give her walk-in privileges.
就跟给她我家钥匙差不多的
Sort of a baller twist on giving her my house key.
她的名字要在转租名单上才能这么做吧?
Wouldn't her name have to be on the sublease?
是的 我知道
Yeah, I know.
但重点是她后来生气了
But the point is that she got worked up,
走之前还说我不是个当男友的料
she left and she said I wasn't boyfriend material.
她和她妹妹怎么了
Well, what was the thing with the sister?
啊...叮 叮 叮
Ah... ding, ding, ding.
听起来好像凯瑟琳遇到了点个人问题
So it sounds like Catherine was having a personal problem
这时要是有人给她点情感上的支持就好了
and she could've used a little emotional support.
就是男友会给他们女友的那种支持
You know, the kind boyfriends tend to give their girlfriends.
- 你真这么觉得? - 是啊
- You think so? - Yes.
不过我只是个从没错过的
But I'm only a board-certified therapist
专业认证治疗师
who's always right.
你不认为她已经放弃我们的关系了吗?
You don't think she moved on already?
才过了八个小时呢
It's been eight hours.
要是我就已经放弃了
I would've moved on already.
你去找她谈谈吧 我敢打赌
Go talk to her. I bet she's in her sweats
她现在肯定穿着运动衫拿着一罐曲奇冰淇淋在吃
eating a pint of cookie dough ice cream. Oh, by the way,
顺便提一下 你得买♥♥一罐曲奇冰淇淋给我
you're buying me a pint of cookie dough ice cream.
你在干嘛?
What are you doing?
我不会拒绝免费的卫生棉条的
I'm not passing up free tampons.
而且这些可是好货
And these are the good ones.
是啊 确实是
Oh, yeah, they are.
那些蓝色液体都渗透不过去
None of the blue liquid gets through.
本来就透不过去
Well, it doesn't.
棒! 太棒了!
Yes! Yes!
把他的头扯下来做木偶 罗伊!
Rip his junk off and use it as a puppet, Roy!
- 太暴♥力♥了吧 - 喂
- It's so violent. - Hey.
谢谢你让我们来这儿看综合格斗
Thanks for letting us watch MMA here.
情侣间就该这么做嘛
Hey, that's what couples do for each other.
- 是啊 - 我知道电影之夜不是你的菜
- Yeah. - Yeah, I know movie night wasn't your jam,
但我们要是能一起
but I'm excited to find
做点别的事 我也挺高兴的
something else we can do together, yeah?
也许综合格斗就是这件别的事
Maybe it's mixed martial arts.
打到他出血!
Make him hemorrhage!
打到他四十而亡!
Make him die in his 40s!
- 这样不犯规吗? - 规定说这样更好
- Uh, is that allowed? - Uh, it's encouraged.
我喜欢镜头转向他的家人观场的画面
I love it when they cut to a shot of his family watching.
你猜怎么着 虽然我不太想承认
Hey, you know what, I mean, I feel a little weird
而且我也不希望这样
admitting this, and I'm not hoping for it,
但如果他们中的一个死了 还真是挺令人激动的
but if one of them dies, it would be pretty exciting.
宝贝儿 你真的喜欢上这个了?
Hey, you actually enjoy this, baby?
我想是的
Yeah, I think I do.
你知道我很喜欢职业摔跤
I mean, you know I love pro wrestling,
也喜欢《探索频道》直播的外科手术
and I love those live surgeries on Discovery.
这简直是我两个爱好的精华之所在啊
It's kind of like the best of both worlds.
好啦 同志们 下注啦
All right, everyone, place your bets.
沙纳汉对王
Shanahan versus Wong.
你赌吗 G?
You in, G?
我已经很久没赌了
Uh, I mean, I haven't, uh, placed a bet in a while.
不过还是忘不了赌博的刺♥激♥感
Not long enough to forget the thrill.
我去 你难道有赌瘾?
Oh, my God, do you have a gambling problem?
哪有
No.
没有啦 我就在网上打个扑克
No. Just a little online poker.
- 哦 - 在场外赌个马
- Oh. - And some off-track betting.
赌个女子大学篮球赛
Women's college basketball,
要是你看过赛季前的比赛的话 就真是百赌百赢啊
which, if you watch preseason, is basically free money.
哟 迈克 下注兄
Yo, my man, Money Mike.
最大的赌注是多少?
Uh, what's the max wager?
算了 别回答我了
You know what, don't answer that.
我要出去一下 你把这个藏起来好吗?
Hey, I'm gonna get out of here. Why don't you hide that?
这样对我而言可能好点
That's probably best for me.
主赛是什么时候开始啊?
Hey, what time is the main event?
啊 别告诉我
Uh, don't answer that.
嗨 吉米
Hi, Jimmy.
我只是过来告诉你
Hi. I just came by to tell you
我跟拉维借了二十块
that I borrowed 20 bucks from Ravi,
而且压根不打算还
and I have no intention of ever paying him back.
凯瑟琳 你太好了
Catherine, you're amazing.
我真的很喜欢你 我知道我之前就是个白♥痴♥
And I really like you, and I know I was an idiot.
其实 要是换做别人
And, I'll tell you, if you were anyone else,
我早放弃了 但我这次不想放弃
I-I would have moved on by now, but I don't want to.
而且我觉得你也不想
And I don't think you want to either.
没事吧?
Everything okay?
这个芭比娃娃的男友是在找你麻烦吗?
Or is this Ken doll giving you a problem?
这场面太奇怪了
This is weird.
我也这么觉得 一般来说
I guess so. It's just that
我和一个男人♥大♥吵一架之后
usually when I have a big fight with a guy,
- 就会这样 - 嗯 嗯 我很清楚你的意思
- that's how it goes. - Yeah, yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
是不是要来一场完美三人行
Sounds like the beginning of a beautiful threesome.
听好了 里克
Listen, Rick,
的确是我请你来的
I know I invited you here,
但你还是走吧
but get out.
我们还没来一发呢
We haven't even had sex yet.
我刚刚吃了一品脱冰激凌
I just inhaled a pint of ice cream.
本来也没法来一发
That really wasn't gonna happen anyway.
我就为了这个翘了我兄弟的毕业典礼?
I left my brother's graduation for this?
我 呃...
I'm, um...
我就忽略这些吧
I'm gonna choose to ignore all that.
他是我的老朋友
He's an old friend.
你的更大
Yours is bigger.
听到这个我就心满意足了
That's all I needed to hear.
听着 我不知道你妹妹怎么了
Listen, I don't know what's going on with your sister,
这是个问题
and that's a problem.
我是说 听你倾诉
I mean, you needed me to listen.
是一个男朋友
That seems like a very reasonable thing
应该做的
to expect from a guy who wants to be called your boyfriend.
女孩儿向男朋友求助
Well, it's also pretty reasonable
也很合理 没什么开不了口的
that if a girl wants a guy to help, she should ask.
我真心觉得基本上都是你的错
I did feel this was mostly your fault.
虽然我们都是成功人士
For two very successful people,
但在谈恋爱方面简直是白♥痴♥
we are idiots when it comes to relationships.
现在应该做点什么?
And what do we do now?
吻我就好
Kissing couldn't hurt.
知道我在想什么吗?
You know what?
我觉得还是等会再亲热
I think we should wait on that.
刚刚那个饥渴男子坏了你的好心情?
Did the horny guy who just left kill the mood?
不 不 我只是觉得
No, no. It's just that I think that
作为情侣 现在我们应该一起做饭
what a boyfriend and girlfriend are supposed to do now is cook
然后躺在沙发上 互相吐露心事...
and sit on the couch and talk and listen to...
是啊 那个饥渴男子的确让我连这些也不想做了
Yeah. Well, the horny guy did sort of kill it, too.
好啦 和我说说你那个恐怖的妹妹吧
Come on. Now, tell me about this horrible sister of yours.
喂! 我把手♥机♥忘在这里了!
Yo! I left my phone in there!
宝贝儿 你不能喝这个
Ooh. Baby, you can't have that.
宝贝儿 你不能喝这个
Baby, you can't have that.
我的啤酒
My beer.
瓦娜萨 我们该谈谈了
Hey, Vanessa, we need to talk about something.
我表弟来之前 你的笔记本就坏了
Your laptop was broken before my cousins got here.
好吧 是莫尼·麦克弄坏的
Fine. Money Mike broke it.
好吧 是我弄坏的
Fine. I broke it.
没关系 我全都备份了
It's okay. I got it all backed up
存在我的移♥动♥硬盘里
on my external hard drive.
也被莫尼·麦克弄坏了
Money Mike broke that.
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