喜当爷（2015）
Grandfathered
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喜当爷（2015）
Grandfathered S01E13
Part 3
Sept. 7, 2020, 11:38 a.m.
我们就能重回榜首了
and we're gonna be right back on top.
现在是社交媒体的天下 孩子们
It's a social media world out there, kids.
说真的 你们得学会适应
It really is. You've got to trend.
你们得会发推
You've got to post.
都是什么话题啊 团购啊
It's all about the hashtag, Groupon.
这些都是词而已
Those are words.
- 看起来好点了吗? - 你刚在开玩笑吗?
- Better? - Is this a joke?
这个 是我看过最红褐色的东西了
That's the maroonest thing I've ever seen.
你去帮她做根项链 好吧?
Make her a necklace, will you?
真不赖
Color me impressed.
棒哭了
This is phat.
"棒哭了" 可不是80年代的用词
"Phat" Is not '80s.
- 甚好? - 听上去太古老了
- Groovy? - Too far back.
吃力不讨好 干嘛陪你唠?
Where's my beef?
好吧
Whatever.
80年代可是老娘的天下
The '80s are my decade.
我样样精通
I'm kind of an expert.
基本装饰
Well, they hit your basics.
霓虹灯 渔网 都做的挺到位
Your neons, your fishnets.
这首歌♥真是美妙
This song's pretty dece.
跟上节奏对我来说小菜一碟
I can work with this.
让老娘给这些小子秀秀我们年代的风姿
I'm gonna show those kids how we do.
嘿 你们也精心打扮了一番嘛
Hey, you guys came in costume, too.
"也"? 你也打扮了?
"Too"? You're in costume?
没错 我不想看上去可笑又滑稽
Yeah, well, I don't want to look ridiculous.
好吧 欢迎光临
Okay, welcome.
谢谢光临 噢 还有 呃
Thanks for coming. Oh, and, uh,
别待在接待队里了
please move out of the reception line.
谢谢
Thank you.
呃 呃 我想说 我知道饮料免费
Uh, uh, question. I know the drinks are free,
但是这里没有放小费的罐子吗?
but there's not gonna be a tip jar, is there?
喏 钱拿去
Here, take the money.
恩 谢谢
Hmm, thank you.
还有小费呢?
What about the tips?
嘿 呃 老爸 查森来的时候 你能帮我介绍一下吗?
Hey, uh, Dad, when Chason gets here, will you introduce us?
怎么 让你告诉他
Why, so you can tell him he's not as good
他不如你怪里怪气的瑞士转音小哥?
as your weird Swiss yodeler guy?
我保证我绝对不会
I promise I won't say anything to Chason
对查森说假话
that's not true.
帮我看着他点
Keep an eye on him, huh?
嗯
Mm.
吉米
Jimmy.
查森从后门进来了
Chason's coming in through the back entrance.
嘿 欢迎
Hey. Welcome.
嘿 你好吗 兄弟? 我是查森
Hey, what's up, man? I'm Chason.
我知道 我在纹身店碰到过你
I know. I met you at the tattoo parlor.
听着 查森 我们已经 呃
Listen, Chason, we've, uh,
我们做了所有力所能及的事
we've done everything, uh,
为了让你今晚尽情享受
to make tonight as great as possible for you.
我的想法是 如果你玩得开心
My goal is, if you have a good time,
你可以向别人说说吉米家的优秀之处
that you'll tell everyone how great Jimmy's is.
好啊 嘿 这些装饰都是些什么?
Cool. Hey, so what's with all the decorations?
一家80年代的餐厅?
This, like, an '80s restaurant?
不 不 你助手说
No, no, your assistant said
你最近比较迷80年代的东西 所以...
that you were going through an '80s phase, so...
哦 我想是的
Oh, I guess so.
- 嘿 我能刷哪面墙? - 你要刷墙?
- Hey, which wall do I get to paint? - You're gonna paint a wall?
如果你在意的话那就算了咯
Not if you're gonna be a dick about it.
谁...
Who...
老板?
Boss?
我这样没法工作
I can't work like this.
这些鳄梨太硬了 切不动
These avocados are a little firm for tableside.
客人可不想看我把它捣成浆糊
People don't want to see me struggle through the mash.
没事 我懂 你好吗 兄弟?
No, I got it. What's up, man?
我在想他到底知不知道
I wonder if he knows
自己当音乐家一点都不合格?
he's not a good musician?
没人会在小费罐里放20美元
Nobody put a $20 in that tip jar.
是他自己放的
He put that in himself.
得有人去告诉他
Somebody's got to tell him.
你想想 如果我不告诉他 谁会说呢?
You know, and if I don't, who will?
你看出里面的心理学了吗?
Do you see the psychology here?
他想让别人往里面放
He's trying to get people
数目更大的小费
to tip him bigger.
管他呢 我要去告诉他
Screw it, I'm going in.
你的水
Here you go.
谢谢
Thank you.
我不能只放一美元
I can't just put a dollar in there.
对比起那张20元 显得我太次了
It's gonna make me look cheap next that $20.
我就给他20美元吧
I guess I'll just give him a $20.
你这个聪明的小混♥蛋♥
You clever little bastard.
当时我在看钱妞给她粉丝纹身的视频
I was watching these videos of Kesha giving her fans tattoos,
当时我就觉得 "哇真是屌♥飞了"
and I was like, "That is so badass."
然后我问律师我能不能盗用她的创意
So I asked my lawyer if I could steal the idea,
他说 "能吧 我想"
and he's like, "Yeah, I guess."
是吧?
Right?
我们开始吧 知道吗 我现在还没那么熟练
Here we go. You know, I'm not that good at it yet,
但是曲线本身就很难纹
but curves are hard.
嘿 查森 我能跟你说句话吗?
Hey, Chason, I need to tell you something, all right?
有些事你得知道 你可能又有钱又有名
Something you need to know. You might be rich and famous,
人见人爱 车见车爆胎
and loved by everyone,
真人比电视上看起来更帅...
and even more handsome up close than you are on TV...
哇 听到你这么说真是太感动了
Wow, thank you so much for saying that.
不 不 不 结尾才是重点 你是
No, no, no, there's a big finish here. You are...
知道不 许多人都不敢
You know, a lot of guys are afraid
当面恭维我
to compliment me to my face.
但是敢直视我
But it takes a real man to look me in the eyes
告诉我他爱我的才是真男人
and tell me that he loves me.
这个人 站在这里的这个人
This guy. This guy right here,
他做到了 我喜欢你 兄弟
he gets it. I like you, man.
你很真实 有野性
Yeah, you're real, you're raw.
我就叫你诚实的阿贝吧
I'm gonna call you Honest Abe.
呃 我是说 除非你不喜欢这个名字
Yeah, I mean, unless you don't like that name.
说实话
Be honest.
我知道你喜欢的
I know you will be.
- 听着 我... - 嘿
- Listen, I... - Hey.
发生什么事了?
What's going on here?
美好的友谊
What's going on here
在这里诞生了
is the birth of a beautiful friendship.
这误会大了
It's been a heck of a misunderstanding.
- 我没有... - 杰 杰
- I don't... - Ger, Ger.
听着 今晚对我来说至关重要 懂吗?
See, this night is very important to me, okay?
我求你帮帮我的忙 有点团队精神好吗?
I need you to be a team player, please?
这是为了餐厅好
It's for the restaurant.
- 好... - 嘿 诚实的阿贝
- Yeah... - Hey, Honest Abe,
回来跟我们玩玩吧?
you gonna come back and hang?
呃 好
Uh, yes.
当然 当然了
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
那就对了 兄弟 嘿 真棒
Cool, man. Hey. Awesome.
- 你渴吗? - 渴
- You thirsty? - Yeah.
嘿 给我跟阿贝 呃
Hey, grab me and Abe, uh,
杯子里有球的那个叫什么来着?
you know the drink with the little balls in it?
- 珍珠奶茶? - 我像个厨师吗?
- Boba? - Do I look like a chef?
我不知道 给我来 20杯吧
I don't know; grab me, like, 20 of them.
我能说你这一身简直性感哭了吗?
Can I just say that is a hot outfit?
这一身哪来的?
Where did you get it?
哦 我买♥♥这些东西的地方
Oh, the place where I got all of this
你们没出生就关门了
closed down before you were born.
等等 这些都是80年代的东西?
Wait, this is all from the '80s?
没错!
Yeah!
太帅了
That is so cool.
喜当爷（2015）
Grandfathered
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