绝望的主妇

Desperate Housewives S07E21

Part 5 Oct. 23, 2019, 8:11 p.m.

Well, it is lunchtime.
那一起用餐吧
Why not?
我知道一家印度小馆
I know this little Indian place
做的羊肉咖喱堪称一绝
that does an amazing Lamb Vindaloo.
你怎么知道我喜欢印度菜的
How'd you know I like Indian food?
还是不说为妙
I'd rather not say.
我也不知道为什么还想回那所学校工作
I don't even know why I wanna work at that school again.
那些自以为是拉帮结伙的妈妈们
Ugh, those smug cliquey moms.
你能想象丹娜居然让我去买♥♥彩带
I mean, can you believe that Dana gave me streamer duty?
确实很恼火
It's positively awful.
跟我说说保罗的身体怎么样了
So tell me, how is Paul?
我听说他进医院了
I hear he went to the hospital?
还以为是心脏病突发
He thought he was having a heart attack,
但检验结果出来不是如此
but the test results came back negative.
医生说是什么原因病发的吗
Do the doctors know what caused it?
他们是说压力过大
They think it's stress,
但我很担心他
but I'm worried about him.
没关系的
Oh, don't be.
我觉得他应该回去再多做几项检查
Well, I think he should go back and have more tests done.
他会没事的
He'll be fine.
以我做护士的经验来看
As a nurse, I saw time and again
缓解压力的最有效的处方就是
that the best prescription for stress
多休息和美味的食物
is rest and good food.
你真贴心还为他做这些曲奇
So sweet of you to make these cookies for him.
我希望他能尽快振作起来
Well, yeah, I hope it cheers him up.
我肯定医生也是这么吩咐的
I'm sure it's just what the doctor ordered.
我真希望能多为他做点什么
Well... I wish I could do more.
噢苏珊
Oh, Susan.
你为保罗做的一切超乎你的想象
You're doing more for Paul than you can possibly know.
美国大峡谷
The Grand Canyon.
深度超过一英里
Over a mile deep.
经过600万年的侵蚀而形成的自然奇观
It took six million years to form.
红杉国家公园
Sequoia National Forest--
犹如高耸云霄的纪念碑
A soaring monument
彰显了大自然的神圣庄严
to nature's majesty.
我们就去这些地方度假
So that's our vacation?
就看这些破树和地洞吗
Looking at trees and a hole in the ground?
别这样孩子们妈妈可是煞费苦心啊
Now, now, kids, your mom worked hard on this. Be kind.
如果大峡谷不是你们的菜的话
Yeah. Yeah, if the Grand Canyon isn't your scene...
她刚刚是说“菜”吗
Did she say "Scene"?
你们一定会爱上下一站的
You're bound to love our next stop...
惊声尖叫
The screaminator.
紧张刺♥激♥的过山车之旅长达七分钟
Seven minutes of sheer roller coaster terror.
"称职的家长"杂♥志♥
"Responsible Parenting" Magazine
称之为继咖♥啡♥因♥果汁后最刺♥激♥的玩意
calls it the worst idea since the caffeinated juice box.
太赞了
That's awesome.
-听起来确实 -太吸引我了
- That sounds really... - Oh, me likey that.
-太棒了 -这几个
- That's very sweet! -Any and all
惊心动魄的地方随便哪里都可以去
of these thrilling destinations are available to us.
我们只需要找一辆房♥车然后启程
We just point the R.V. ... and drive.
太好了
All right!
我简直迫不及待了
Yes! Oh, man, I can't wait.
我忘了还有房♥车这码事了
Ooh, I forget about the R.V.
带上佩琪的话会不会太麻烦了
Won't it be a little cramped now that we have Paige?
你们老爸说的对
Oh, maybe your dad's right.
也许我们不应该开房♥车
Maybe we shouldn't take the R.V.
也许我们应该开这辆
Maybe we should take...
道路主宰者8000
The road juggernaut 8000.
配有最先进的影音娱乐系统
State-of-the-art entertainment system,
6间私密包厢可供休息
six private sleeping compartments,
还有两间设施齐全的浴室
and two full baths,
其中一间还被贾斯丁·比伯在上一次巡演
one of which Justin Bieber used on his last tour to make...
的途中用来做水球
water balloons.
-别说了 -别说了
- Shut up! - Shut up!
我的心已经飘到那去了
I'm blown away right now!
我们要去度假啦
We are going on vacation!
接下来看你的了夏威夷
Follow that, Hawaii.
能摘下来吗
Will you take that off?
不要
No.
胡安妮塔你像个傻大姐
Juanita, you look ridiculous.
我不在乎
I don't care how I look.
我不想那杀手砍了我的头
I don't want that killer guy to chop off my head.
首先他要砍你头
First of all, a helmet wouldn't keep him
戴头盔也没用
from chopping off your head.
唯一的意义在于把头盔还给帕克之前
It would just mean I'd have to clean It
我还得先洗干净
before I gave it back to Parker.
其次根本没杀人狂
Second, there is no killer guy.
是电影里演的罢了
It's an actor in a movie.
可我还是害怕
But I'm still scared.
害怕没什么大不了有时还挺有意思
It's okay to be scared. It's even fun sometimes.
但你不要自己吓自己
But you can't let that scared come from inside your own head,
你得学会自我冷静
and you have to be able to calm it down if it does.
那是什么
What's that?
就是路人而已胡安妮塔
It's people walking by, Juanita.
这正是我所说的
This is what I'm talking about.
现在你就得克服恐惧
This is where you take charge of your fear.
妈妈我觉得是那个杀手
Mama, I think it's the killer.
不是胡安妮塔
No, it's not, Juanita.
妈妈看
Mom, look!
谁在外面走开
Oh! Who's out there?! Go away!
吓死你们
Gotcha!
你脑子被门夹了啊
What the hell is wrong with you?!
我可是在帮忙
I'm trying to help.
把我吓出心脏病你觉得这是帮忙吗
By giving me a heart attack, you thought that would help?
也算吧
Kinda did.
老妈你真该照照镜子
Oh, mom, you should've seen your face.
我只是想证明
I just wanted to show you
不是所有事物都如外表那样可怕看
that not everything that looks scary actually is. See?
塑料的
Plastic.
和电影一样看起来恐怖但都是假的
It's like the movie. It looks scary, but it's fake.
完全正确
Exactly.
我得走了鲍勃在洗澡
I have to go. Bob's in the shower,
舔都不舔我的鸡肉馅饼
and he's about to pay for not liking my
他得付出代价
chicken pot pie.
孩子们今晚投票的时候
So when you cast your vote tonight, kids,
投给冒险精神
cast it for adventure,
投给奢华投给自然
luxury, nature.
因为夏威夷正合斯加沃一家的胃口
'cause Hawaii has something for every Scavo,
无论是乘直升机环游热气腾腾的火山
whether it is circling a smoking volcano in a helicopter,
还是在晶莹剔透的海水中与海豚共舞
or swimming in crystal-clear waters with the dolphins.
都绝对是一次终身难忘的旅行
It is the vacation of a lifetime.
夏威夷夏威夷夏威夷...
Hawaii, Hawaii, Hawaii...
我才不去
I didn't wanna do this.
你们知道还有谁
You know who else
喜欢在晶莹剔透的海水中游泳吗
loves swimming in those crystal-clear waters?
大自然最饥饿的掠食者大白鲨
Nature's hungriest predator-- the great white shark.
别扯了岛上从来没有
Come on. There hasn't been a shark attack
遭遇过鲨鱼袭击
on the island in forever.
是吗还是说人们根本找不到证据呢
Really? Or did they just fail to find the evidence?
大白鲨早就把猎物吃干净了
Great whites tend to eat their victims.
什么
What?
根本不可能
This is very, very unlikely to happen.
没错没错
You're right. You're right.
那是因为我们都早早死于...
I mean, especially if we all die first in...
可怕的坠机
a gruesome helicopter crash.
现在你们明白
Now you see
为什么当地人都叫它"夺命鸟"了吧
why the natives call them death birds.
你觉得自驾游更安全吗
You think you're gonna be safer driving across country?
知道意外死亡率第一的是什么吗
Who knows the number one cause of accidental death?
-我知道正是车祸 -没关系孩子们
- Oh, I do. It's the car crash. - Don't worry, kids.
我们会请个专业的司机