绝望的主妇

Desperate Housewives S07E02

Part 1 Oct. 23, 2019, 8:09 p.m.

《绝望的主妇》前情提要
Previously on Desperate Housewives,
他不是被判了终身监禁吗
That maniac was serving a life sentence.
女士们好啊
Hello, ladies.
保罗·杨回来了
Paul Young came back.
道格要离开我了
Doug is leaving me.
勒奈特的朋友无家可归了
Lynette's friend had nowhere to go.
我花了8年的时间深爱着别人的女儿
I've spent eight years loving someone else's daughter.
很久以前有个孩子被调包了
A baby was switched long ago,
卡洛斯下了决心
and Carlos made a decision.
我们不要告诉加布
We're not telling Gaby.
苏珊得到了一份工作
Susan got a job offer.
女人穿着内衣做家事
Women doing housework in lingerie.
布里的装♥修♥工
While Bree's contractor...
加上你的红发你站在这间房♥里一定美艳极了
With your red hair, you will look so hot in this room.
引发了无限遐想
brought possibilities to light.
一切就绪
All set.
因为你还是新手
Now that you're a biker chick,
所以还得记住一件事
there's one other thing you gotta know how to do.
谢谢先生
Thanks, mister.
很久以前
It had been a long time
布里·范德坎普还是个小女孩
since Bree Van de Kamp was a little girl,
不过她仍然清楚地记得
but she could still remember
她在性方面蒙受的教导
everything she'd ever been told about sex.
她的外婆告诉她性是女人的负担
Her grandmother informed her it was a woman's burden.
她的牧师警告她性是罪恶
Her minister warned her it was a sin.
她的老师教给她性是不健康的
Her teacher taught her it was unhealthy.
是的每个人都告诉布里
Yes, everyone had told Bree
性冲动是危险的
her sexual urges were dangerous.
但从来没人告诉过她
But no one had ever told her...
如何摆脱冲动
how to get rid of them.
你在这啊
Hey. There you are.
我要去银行
I'm off to the bank.
走之前先看看这个
Before you go, I wanna show you something.
来全新的点子
Come here. Whole new idea.
我想给书房♥里镶上这个
I wanna panel the study in this.
那那很特别
Oh. Well, that's, uh, unusual.
来自怀俄明防雪栅栏的老桦木
Historical birch from a wyoming snow fence.
有200多年历史了感觉一下
Over 200 years old. Feel it.
别这样说真的
No. Really.
感觉一下
Feel it.
你知道他们称之为什么
You know what they call this?
见证树因为它见证了那么多历史
Witness wood, 'cause it's seen so much history,
不像我历史课都睡过去了
unlike me, who slept through history
只能去上暑期学校
and had to go to summer school.
我得走了不早了
I have to go. It's late.
正是如此布里从小
Yes, when Bree was a little girl,
就被教导说
she'd been taught
性冲动是危险的
her sexual urges were dangerous.
不幸的是她即将了解到
Unfortunately, she was about to learn...
性冲动的危险还可能殃及他人
those urges were dangerous...for everyone.
胡安妮塔
Juanita.
美景镇医院的医生和护士
The doctors and nurses at Fairview Hospital
都是疗伤的专家
are experts at healing.
他们能把断骨接好
They can set bones...
用绷带包扎伤口
bandage wounds...
治疗疾病
and treat diseases.
悲哀的是对于消除罪恶感
Sadly, one thing they don't know how to heal
他们就一筹莫展了
is a guilty conscience.
我不知道怎么回事她一下子冒了出来
I don't know what happened. She just came out of nowhere.
亲爱的谁都会出这种事
Oh, honey, this could've been any of us.
那条街上的孩子们经常到处乱跑
Kids on that street always playing where they shouldn't be.
不过如果他们能出来说说情况
Still, I would just feel better if they would come out
我会感觉好受些
and tell us something.
胡安妮塔被抬上救护车时还在说话呢
Juanita was talking when they put her in the ambulance,
我看她应该没事
so I'm sure everything's gonna be fine.
我刚跟一个护士谈过
And I just spoke to one of the nurses.
-她挺有信心的 -那我就放心了
- She seemed pretty positive. - Well, that's a relief.
保罗
Paul?
你来这干吗
W-what are you doing here?
我听说出事了所以就马上赶来
I heard about the accident, so I-I rushed right over.
邻里之间应该互相关爱
That's what neighbors do, right?
你真是周到
Well, that's very thoughtful.
我们会告诉加布你来过了
We'll tell Gaby you stopped by.
对你没必要在这耗着
Yeah, don't feel like you have to hang around.
反正也帮不上忙
There's nothing we can do.
我们可以祈祷
We can pray.
亲爱的主请您保佑这个小孩子
Dear lord, we ask that you be with this young child
保佑那些照顾她的医生
and with the doctors caring for her...
请让她彻底恢复健康
and that she may be returned in full health
回到深爱她的家人身边阿门
to loving family. Amen.
阿门
Amen.
我得回家了有人要来
Well, I have to get home. I'm expecting someone.
请向加布转达我的美好祝愿
Please extend my good wishes to Gaby.
亲爱的主求你千万别让那个垃圾再碰我了
Dear lord, please don't let that creep ever touch me again.
阿门
Amen.
加布谢天谢地
Oh, Gaby, thank God.
胡安妮塔怎么样了
How is Juanita?
她会没事的
She's gonna be fine.
他们还要她留院观察几天
They're keeping her a couple days for observation.
所以我告诉卡洛斯没必要
So I told Carlos he doesn't even have to
中断出差飞回来
fly back from his business trip.
真是个好消息
That's great news.
是啊
Yeah, it is.
布里安德鲁我能跟你们俩谈一下吗
Uh, Bree, Andrew, can I talk to you for a second?
谢谢大家过来探望
Thanks for coming.
我真是太有福气了有这么好的...
I feel so blessed to have such wonderful...
你们这家人是怎么回事啊
What the hell is wrong with you people?!
先是要了我婆婆的命
First you take out my mother-in-law,
现在又冲我女儿来了
then you go after my daughter.
难道你们要把这世上的胡安妮塔·索利斯都赶尽杀绝
Are you trying to kill off every Juanita Solis on the planet?!
我承认这是个可怕的巧合
I admit it was a terrible coincidence.
你也太大意了知道吗
You're gettin' sloppy, you know.
-这次还是大白天呢 -很抱歉
- This one was in broad daylight. - I'm sorry.
她一下子冒了出来
She just came out of nowhere.
你没见过我女儿吗
Have you seen my daughter?
她从来不会"一下子冒出来"
She never comes out of nowhere.
另一方面我想说
Uh, on a related note, I just wanna say
非常感谢你
how much I appreciate you
没有告诉卡洛斯我撞了他妈妈的事
not telling Carlos about me running over his mom.
我告诉你原因之一是我不喜欢她
I'm gonna give you that one 'cause I wasn't fond of her.
不过至于我们家其他人给我小心点
But as for the rest of my family, learn to swerve!
为什么总是有这样的事
Why does this keep happening?
我不知道也许上帝在惩罚我们
I don't know. I mean, maybe God's punishing us.
或者是上帝在惩罚索利斯家
Or God is punishing the Solises,
上帝不过是借我们之手
and we're just doing God's work.
我感觉真可怕
I feel awful.
我本不该那么入神地听广播
I should never have been fiddling with that radio.
广播妈妈我从街对面就看见你了
Radio? Mom, I saw you from across the street.
你在盯着金斯的屁♥股♥看
You were checking out Keith's ass.
胡说八道
That's preposterous.
你盯着装♥修♥工的屁♥股♥看的样子
You were looking at that contractor's butt
仿佛正在期待一盘牛排酱
like you were waiting for a side of steak sauce.
管住你的嘴
Watch your mouth.
这可不是你的同性恋舞蹈俱乐部
This isn't one of your homosexual dance clubs.
我说了是广播
I'm telling you, it was the radio.
好吧不过下次你提起广播的时候
Okay. Fine. But while we're talking about the radio,
要知道那位模特
uh, you do know that that particular model is,
好像比你小15岁对吧
like, 15 years too young for you, right?
谁啊
Who is it?
玛克西恩
Maxine.