小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S01E04

Part 1 Oct. 25, 2019, 11:44 a.m.

♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪
♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪
♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪
♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪
♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪
♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
快点快点
Let's go. Let's go.
我们要迟到啦
We're gonna be late!
有趣知识我第一次差点死掉是在9岁
Fun fact-- the first time I almost died was at the age of nine.
而凶器呢
The murder weapon?
吉米·迪安牌香肠
A Jimmy Dean sausage.
妈谢尔顿对我做鬼脸
Mom, Sheldon's making faces at me.
谢尔顿
Sheldon!
-我得替迪安先生说一句 -宝贝
- In fairness to Mr. Dean... - Honey!
那天早晨我决定不执行我的嚼20口规矩
...this one morning, I decided to forgo my normal 20 chews per bite,
嚼20下是美国医学会的建议
as prescribed by the American Medical Association.
乔治来帮忙
George, help!
儿子过来没事的我来帮你打出来
Come here, boy. We got it. We just got to smack it out.
在生活中任何危机发生时我家人们
To further complicate matters, in any real-life crisis,
会像无头苍蝇般恐慌把事情越搞越糟
my family's default mode is mindless panic.
谢尔顿要死了谢尔顿要死了
Sheldon's gonna die! Sheldon's gonna die!
或者是漠不关心
Or heartless apathy.
神啊
Oh, Lord.
来应该这样
Here we go. This is how you do it.
-来吧我们摇起来 -宝贝
- Here we go. And we shake. - Honey!
在你的生命渐渐从身体流失时
It's interesting the things you think about
你所想的东西其实挺有意思
when life is ebbing from your body.
比如说油地毯这到底是什么啊
For instance, linoleum. What is it, really?
是塑料吗那跟福米加塑料贴面差别在哪
Plastic? And if so, how is it different from Formica?
我打紧急求助电♥话♥
I'm calling 911.
那巧古拉伯爵呢
And what about Count Chocula?
他怎么是伯爵
How is he a count?
他的爵位是有土地的吗
Did the title come with land?
乔治海姆立克法
George, Heimlich!
别伤到他的小肋骨
Don't hurt his little ribs!
人们说在人生最后关头
They say, in the final moments,
你的一生会在你眼前飞过
your life passes before your eyes.
但我眼里只看到了我哥舔了果酱刀
All I saw was my brother licking jelly off the knife
然后又伸进去果酱里
and putting it back in the jar.
现在好了谢尔顿
Okay, it's better now. Sheldon!
亲爱的你没事吧
Honey. Are you okay?
能呼吸了吗你说话啊
Can you breathe? Say something!
你得把... 那瓶果酱... 丢掉...
You have to... throw away... that jelly.
我从没上学迟到过
I've never been late to school before.
我整天迟到这都不是事儿
I'm late all the time. It's no big deal.
我每天都准时送你到学校你为什么迟到了
I get you to school on time every day. Why are you late?
每天早上都有很多人要跟我请安
I have a lot of people to say hi to in the morning.
妈
Mom,
你能帮我写个解释信吗
would you write a note for me?
没问题
Sure.
你有最酷的迟到理由
You have the coolest excuse.
你差点就死了你有看到耶稣吗
You almost died. Did you see Jesus?
我看到巧古拉伯爵
I saw Count Chocula.
但你要写有关我的濒死经历我也不介意
But feel free to mention my brush with death in the note.
好了别再说什么死不死的了
All right, that's enough talk about death and dying.
我就差这么一点点就能有自己的房♥间了
I came this close to having my own room.
善心捐食物的活动这周五截止
Remember, the food drive ends Friday.
欢迎捐赠任何罐装食品
All canned goods are welcome.
但拜托大家捐的罐头都有内容物标示
But please... make sure your cans have labels.
有需要的人们生活已经够烦了
Needy people have enough problems
别再给他们添麻烦得猜自己的晚饭是什么了
without having to guess what's for dinner.
抱歉我迟到了我有解释信
I'm sorry I'm late. I have a note.
可怜的小家伙你出了医疗紧急事故吗
You poor thing, you had a medical emergency?
是的老师我被香肠噎到了
Yes, ma'am. I choked on a sausage.
多大根
How big was it?
这么大根
About yay big.
直到今天
To this day,
我还是没懂他们当时在笑什么
I still don't understand why they were laughing.
你坐在我的专座上了
You're sitting in my spot.
为什么这里是你的专座
Why is it your spot?
很复杂你坐过去就是了
It's complicated. Just move.
-你在读漫画书 -是啊
- You're reading a comic book. - I am.
你知道漫画是给小孩看的玩意吧
You do understand those are for children.
你读过吗
Have you ever read one?
我三岁时就不屑读图画书了
I outgrew picture books when I was three.
吃你的饭就是了
Just eat your lunch.
怎么了
What's the matter?
我想我没办法吃这个
I-I don't think I can eat this.
你想交换吗
You want to trade?
我妈又给我做了鱼汤
My mom made me fish soup again.
我们家得住在这国家多少年
How long do we have to be in this country
我妈才能让我吃美式大香肠啊
before I get baloney?
还是算了
Mm, no, thank you.
我不饿
I'm not hungry.
我不饿
I'm not hungry.
这句话你在越南永远不会听到
Three words you never hear in Vietnam.
说件好的
Well, here's something nice.
你们认识洛圣朋先生吗
You know that Mr. Rosenbloom
在牛排馆附近开家具店的那个
with the furniture store over by the steakhouse?
-不认识 -你肯定认识
- I don't think so. - Oh, sure you do.
有遮秃发型的那个希伯来佬
That Hebrew fella with the comb-over?
你是说犹太人吗
You mean Jewish?
他们好像比较喜欢被叫希伯来佬
I think they like to be called Hebrew.
言归正传
Anyway,
他约我去共进晚餐
he's asked me to dinner.
很好啊你怎么回答的
Well, good for you. What'd you say?
我说让我考虑考虑
I said I'd have to think about it.
有什么好考虑的
What's to think about?
很多啊
Well, a lot.
他要是晚饭吃得开心
I mean, assuming he enjoys dinner,
说不定会想来一勺姥姥当饭后甜点吃
he might want a scoop of Meemaw for dessert.
妈孩子在
Mom, the kids.
我说了饭后甜点
I said dessert.
你们知道我刚才说的是上♥床♥吗
Did you know I was talking about sex?
不知道
No.
你看
See?
你为什么不吃
Why aren't you eating?
我做不到
I don't think I can.
谢尔顿有时候不同食物会"接触"到一起
Sometimes the different foods touch each other, Sheldon.
这没什么大不了
Not the end of the world.
不是我是怕我又噎到
No, I'm afraid I'll choke again.
亲爱的不会的
Oh, honey, that's not gonna happen.
乖快吃饭
Go ahead, eat your dinner.
这噎到是怎么回事
What's all this about choking?
谢尔顿今早差点噎死
Sheldon almost died this morning.
-什么 -对啊
- What?! - Oh, yeah.
爸把他倒着抱起来像番茄酱瓶一样抖
Dad was shaking him upside down like a ketchup bottle.
可精彩了
It was great.
你得吃东西才行啊宝贝
Well, you got to eat something, baby.
好歹吃几口
Just have a few bites.
不行太冒险了
I can't. It's too risky.
他的炸薯球我要了
Dibs on the tater tots.
行吧我先帮你包起来
All right, I'll wrap that up for you,
要是你晚点饿了你可以到时候吃
and if you change your mind, you can have some later.
好歹喝了你的牛奶
At least drink your milk.
好
Sure.
我父母看到了
My mother and father saw
我的幼小心灵收到创伤对我很有耐心
that I'd been traumatized and were patient
也理解我对固体食物感到恐惧
and understanding about my fear of eating solid foods.
这状态多♥维♥持了一天
This lasted one more day.
谢尔顿·李·库珀你再不吃你的猪排
Sheldon Lee Cooper, if you don't finish that pork chop,