小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S01E13

Part 2 Oct. 25, 2019, 11:44 a.m.

改变心意了告诉我就行
It's here if you change your mind.
好啦废柴们规矩大家都懂
All right, losers, you know how this works.
一个小时不许说话不许捣蛋
One hour, no talking, no horseplay.
谢尔顿
Sheldon?
你好啊吉文斯老师
Hello, Mr. Givens.
你怎么在这里
Why are you here?
我不想被马克艾罗伊夫人传染感冒
I didn't want to catch a cold from Ms. MacElroy,
尽管她没给许可证我还是走出了她课堂
so I left her classroom without a hall pass.
的确是有病在到处传
Well, something is going around.
我的嗓子眼也有点痒
I actually had a little tickle in my throat.
好吧我该走了很高兴认识你
Okay, time to go. Nice meeting you.
你这是干什么
Whoa, what-what are you doing?
你听过"战或逃"吗
You've heard of fight or flight?
我现在是逃
This is flight.
现在不那么好笑了吧
Not so funny now, is it?
-是的 -他被停课多久
- No. - How long is he suspended for?
一周
A week.
而且这事会永久记录在他档案里
And it goes on his permanent record.
那没什么大不了
Well, that's no big deal.
我高中时期永久记录在案的事情多了
I had all kinds of stuff on my permanent high school record.
那也没妨碍我当了八年的酒保啊
Didn't stop me from being a bartender for eight years.
我觉得真正需要处理的事情是细菌恐惧症
I think the real issue we need to deal with is his germ phobia.
是啊你可不想他变成霍华德·休斯
Oh, yes, you don't want him turning into Howard Hughes.
一年剪一次指甲和头发
指甲那么老长
Growing his nails out.
尿在罐子里
Peeing in a jar.
-他为什么要尿罐子里 -我怎么知道为什么
- Why would he pee into a jar? - I don't know why he peed in a jar,
反正他就是这么做
I just know he did.
我真不想这么说
I hate to say it,
但我觉得这种情况我们需要帮手
but I think we need help with this.
什么帮手
Like what?
或许带他去看能让他冷静下来的那好医生
Maybe we could take him to that nice doctor who calmed him down
就是谢尔顿确信自己前列腺肥大那次
when he was convinced he had an enlarged prostate?
谢尔顿之所以冷静下来是因为医生告诉他
Sheldon only calmed down when the doctor told him
前列腺检查需要做些什么事
what happens in a prostate exam.
可怜的小家伙
Poor thing.
现在有时还在念叨那事
Still talks about it.
谢谢你抽时间见我们医生
Thank you for seeing us, Doctor.
不客气
No problem.
今天你是什么病啊谢尔顿
So, what do you got today, Sheldon?
佝偻病狂犬病
Rickets? Rabies?
早发性更年期
Early-onset menopause?
他是在开玩笑吗
Is he making a joke?
我觉得是
I believe so.
真幽默
Humorous.
谢尔顿没病
Sheldon's not sick,
但他对染上感冒或流感的后果有点过度恐慌
but he has become overly concerned with getting a cold or the flu.
有什么症状吗流鼻涕浑身酸痛
Well, any symptoms-- runny nose, achy,
-喉咙痛发热 -没有
- sore throat, fever? - No.
好吧谢尔顿就算你真感冒了
All right, well, Sheldon, if you do catch a cold,
或得了流感那也不是世界末日啊
or even the flu, it's... it's not the end of the world.
1918年流感肆虐时期对死去的
The flu was the end of the world for half a million Americans
50万美国人来说流感就是世界末日
during the influenza epidemic of 1918.
-是吗 -在印度
- Really? - In India
1700万人因此丧命
17 million people died.
好吧我们有点岔题了
Okay, I think we're getting off the subject.
医生谢尔顿害怕上学
Doctor, Sheldon is afraid to go to school
因为他觉得自己可能会
because he might get exposed
接触到某些细菌或病毒
to some kind of bacteria or virus.
所以他有恐惧症吗
So he's got a phobia?
如果威胁是真的这就不是恐惧症
It's not a phobia if the threat is real.
您是医生您应该知道这一点
You're a doctor, you should know that.
谢尔顿你没什么可担心的
Sheldon, you have nothing to worry about.
就算你真得了流感
Even if you did get the flu,
通常一周内就会好了
it's usually over in a week.
为什么我们要听一个抽烟的人的医学建议
Why are we getting medical advice from a man who smokes?
-谢尔顿 -好了
- Sheldon. - O-Okay,
我要去治真正生病的病人了
I have patients who are actually sick.
或许我们该说再见了
Maybe we should wrap this up.
你怎么能不被整天传染而生病呢
How come you don't get sick all the time?
因为我预防措施做得好
Well, I take precautions.
我勤洗手戴手套和面罩
I wash my hands, I wear gloves and a mask.
妈你今天过得怎么样
So, Mom, how was your day?
我们要假装看不见吗
We're ignoring this?
好吧
Okay.
真漂亮
So pretty.
怎么回事
What's going on?
我感觉不太舒服
I'm not feeling so good.
生物危害生化危机
Biohazard! Biohazard!
笨蛋
Sucker.
国际新闻
In national news,
早发不常规流感季正侵袭我们国家
an unusually early flu season is buffeting the country.
医生说流感病毒株源自中国
Doctors say the strain, originating in China,
这次尤其严重
is particularly severe.
孩子和老人为高危人群
Children and the elderly are most at risk.
谢尔顿你怎么还不睡
Sheldon, why are you still up?
我们都会死掉
We're all gonna die!
这一点都不好笑
This isn't funny!
我知道宝贝我知道
I know, baby, I know.
可你得明白有时候
But you need to understand that sometimes
新闻只是危言耸听而已
the news says those things just to scare people.
那它达到目的了
Well, it's working!
过来
Come here.
我知道你不相信这个
I know you don't believe in this,
但我还是要这么做
but I'm gonna do it anyway.
主啊我为我儿谢尔顿祈祷
Lord, I pray for my son Sheldon
请你保护他免受一切病痛与疾病
that you protect him from all illness and disease,
护他健康保他周全
and keep him healthy and keep him safe,
请你保护好他从头到脚
and protect him from his head to his toes,
从里到外阿门
inside and out. Amen.
你说得对我是不相信这个
You're right. I don't believe in that.
但的确让我感觉好多了谢谢
But it did feel good. Thanks.
在《圣经》里这叫保护层
In the Bible, that's called a hedge of protection.
你为什么一直在笑
Why do you keep smiling?
宝贝你得看看自己的口罩
You need to look at your mask, baby.
米希
Missy?!
我们得去上学而谢尔顿却不用
We have to go to school, and Sheldon doesn't?
-这不公平 -当然
- That's not fair. - Sure it is.
谢尔顿喜欢学校却不能去
Sheldon loves school and can't go.
你讨厌学习却必须去公平
You hate school and have to. Fair.
他还是得在家做家务
He still has to spend his day doing chores.
不能光闲着玩他的火车
Can't sit around playing with his trains.
是啊让他工作好家教老爸
Yeah, put him to work. Good parenting, Dad.
我很高兴你赞成
Oh, I'm glad you approve.
是的
I do.
你去哪里
Where you going?
我去给谢尔顿安排家务活啊
I'm gonna give Sheldon a list of chores.
你真的采纳了我的建议吗
You're actually taking my advice?
是的
Yes.
真想不到
Well, how about that?
你的建议合理啊
Hey, you were due.
为你骄傲乔治
Proud of you, George.
谢尔顿
Sheldon?
在
Yes.
门锁了你能打开吗
The door's locked. Can you open it?
不行
No.
搞什么
What on earth?
-你好 -你在干什么
- Hello. - What are you doing?
我做了一个无菌的保护层
I made a real germ-proof hedge of protection.
亲爱的你不能住在里面啊
Oh, honey, you can't stay in there.
我有冰箱还有我的睡袋