小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S01E12

Part 3 Oct. 25, 2019, 11:44 a.m.

Georgie.
你在拿生命开玩笑
Walking on thin ice.
也许你该到街对面道歉
Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.
我不能那样做
I can't do that.
为什么
Why not?
因为如果我去了就立下了不好的先例[总统]
'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
尼克松总统跟这事有什么关系
What's Nixon got to do with it?
什么
What?
你说"不好的总统" 尼克松就是总统啊
You said "Bad president," like Nixon.
就是这个家伙啊
You know, this guy.
你要去道歉吗
You going to apologize?
爸爸
Dad!
爸爸
Dad!
如果是的话带肉回来
If you are, bring back meat!
希望你这下开心了
Hey. I hope you're happy.
谢谢你小乔治你真好
Thank you, Georgie. That's very kind.
爸妈吵架就因为你想要一台破电脑
Mom and Dad are fighting because you want to get a stupid computer.
你在说什么
What are you talking about?
妈妈想买♥♥给你
Mom wanted to buy it for you,
爸爸说买♥♥不起
Dad said they couldn't afford it,
姥姥说她给买♥♥
Meemaw offered to pay for it,
结果现在我只能吃菠萝条当午餐了
and now I'm eating pineapple spears for lunch.
我讨厌自己做午餐
I hate making my own lunch.
对不起小乔治我不知道
I'm sorry, Georgie, I didn't know.
现在你知道了
Yeah, well, now you do.
你午餐是什么
What did you get?
妈妈切成心形的火鸡三明治
A turkey sandwich Mom cut in the shape of a heart,
水果杯布朗尼蛋糕
a fruit cup, a brownie,
还有一张姥姥写的字条说她有多爱我
and a note from Meemaw saying how much she loves me.
我还没看但我猜一定是超爱
I haven't read it yet, but I bet it's a lot.
我连开罐器都没有
I don't even have a can opener.
小马我好爱你呀
Oh, Sugar Apple, I love you so much.
你对无生命物品的情感吓到我了
Your affection for inanimate objects frightens me.
你开心就好米希
I'm glad you're happy, Missy.
我更高兴的是我得到了玩具而谢尔顿屁都没有
I'm even happier that I got a toy, and Sheldon got nothin'.
我们还没购完物呢
Well, now, we're not exactly done shopping.
谢尔顿你还想要那台电脑吗
Sheldon, you still want that computer?
我们不是买♥♥不起吗
I thought we couldn't afford it.
这你就不用担心了
Don't you worry about that.
你到底想不想要
Do you want it or not?
想得不得了
More than anything.
好吧那我们就去买♥♥
All right, then, let's go get it.
等等他能得到电脑而我只有破玩具吗
Wait. He gets a computer and I get a lousy toy?
你不是喜欢吗
I thought you liked it.
现在不喜欢了
Not anymore.
水从哪里流出来啊
Where's the water come out of?
那是烘衣机不会有水流出来
Well, seeing as that's the dryer, nowhere.
所以这个才是洗衣机
So this one's the washer?
不骗你
No foolin' you.
你在干什么
What are you doing?
把白色和其他颜色的分开
Separating the whites from the colors.
这是种族歧视啊
Whoa, that's racist.
我怎么会有一个儿子是火箭科学家
How did I get a rocket scientist for one son
另一个却是园游会白♥痴♥小丑
and a rodeo clown for the other?
我超希望能成为园游会小丑
Oh, man. I'd give anything to be a rodeo clown.
他们给人带来欢乐
They make people happy,
还能免费看牛仔竞技
and they see the rodeo for free.
我终于得到了
The home computer I had long coveted
梦寐以求的家用电脑
was finally in my possession,
但它同时也在摧毁我的家庭
but it was also destroying my home.
幸好电脑自带了一个程序
Thankfully, it came pre-loaded
能帮助解决私人问题
with a program to help solve personal problems.
你好我是伊莱莎
Hello, I am Eliza.
我父母
My... parents...
正在吵架
are... fighting...
经常吵
a lot.
我知道了你能详细说说吗
I see. Can you elaborate on that?
我妈妈
My mother...
给我买♥♥了
bought... me...
这台
this...
电脑
computer...
但
but...
我爸说我们
my dad... says... we can't...
买♥♥不起
afford it.
你对你妈妈有意见吗
Do you have issues with your mother?
没有
Mmm... No.
她给我做
She... makes me...
意粉
spaghetti...
里面还有
with hot dogs...
热狗丁
cut up in it.
你能详细说说吗
Can you elaborate on that?
你到底
Are you...
会不会帮我
going to help me or not?
你好我是伊莱莎
Hello, I am Eliza.
未来或许被高估了
The future might be overrated.
好了水肯定接通了
Okay, water's definitely on.
现在试试
Try it now.
我们要轻柔洗还是常规洗
We want delicate or regular?
无所谓赶紧按开始吧
It doesn't matter, just turn it on.
选轻柔洗吧比较保险
Let's go with delicate to be safe.
没反应
Nothin'.
该死
Damn it.
等等我知道该怎么做
Wait, I know what to do.
怎么做
What?
到街对面向妈妈道歉
Go across the street and apologize to Mom.
我没什么好道歉的
I got nothin' to apologize for.
你不用真心道歉我从来就不是
You don't have to mean it. I never do.
小乔治别多管闲事
Georgie, just mind your business.
好吧抱歉
Okay, sorry.
为防你想知道
In case you were wondering,
我刚才不是真心的
I didn't mean that.
看到这有多简单了吗
See how easy it is?
这些家用电脑太了不起了
These home computers are amazing.
有了它我都能开展真正的记账生意了
I could start a real bookkeeping business with that thing.
那对你得到你想要的经济独♥立♥
And that would go a long way to giving you
可大有帮助啊
the financial independence you're looking for.
可不是嘛
Darn tootin'.
告诉你一声
Just for your information,
谢尔顿现在正在用电脑
Sheldon is using the computer right now
试图修复你的婚姻
to try and fix your marriage.
真的吗
Really?
电脑怎么说
What did it say?
它说
It said...
"滚出你♥妈♥的♥房♥子"
"Get out of your mother's house."
-妈妈 -我是认真的
- Mom. - I'm serious.
我想抽烟我受够了躲在车♥库♥后面偷偷抽
I want a cigarette, and I'm tired of hiding behind the garage.
你觉得我该向乔治道歉吗
You think I should apologize to George?
当然不是那会立下一个不好的先例
Well, of course not. That would set a terrible precedent.
我觉得你应该回家
I think you should go back over there
收拾点衣物给孩子们
to pick up some clothes for the kids
一边装出冷漠疏远的样子
and be all cold and distant,
那他就得向你道歉了
so he has to apologize to you.
这主意不坏
Oh, that's not bad.
照做吧
Do it.
我会的
I will.
你怎么还在喝茶
Why you drinking tea?
滚蛋
Get out.
你好
Oh, hello.
你这是要回来吗还是...
Were you coming back, or... ?
只是给孩子们拿点换洗衣物
Just to get some clothes for the kids.
你是来找我谈谈的吗