小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S01E09

Part 4 Oct. 25, 2019, 11:44 a.m.

第一次他这么像我的亲儿子
First time he ever seemed like my kid.
你知道他为什么突然转了性吗
Do you have any idea what's gotten into him?
可能知道
I might.
为什么
Well?
你们有听过
Have you ever heard of...
大鱼蛋
Mobokachi Kaboom?
不对
Wait.
是小钢蛋
Koshimaki Magoo.
等等我一定能想出来
Wait a minute, I'm gonna get this.
"亲爱的质子教授
"Dear Professor Proton,
我非常想跟您见面
I would very much like to meet you,
我的生命就剩三周了
And I only have three weeks to live.
请来德克萨斯州的梅德福市看我
Please come visit me here in Medford, Texas.
真诚的谢尔顿·库珀
Sincerely, Sheldon Cooper.
附注我姥姥做的饼干超级好吃"
P.S. My Meemaw makes excellent brisket."
谢尔顿
Sheldon.
你能解释一下这张请假条吗
Would you like to explain this note?
说呀
Well?
我只是想更像小乔治一点
I was trying to be more like Georgie.
这真是个蠢主意
That's a dumb idea.
我们都不希望小乔治像他自己
We don't want Georgie to be like Georgie.
听我说我真的感到非常抱歉
Well, let me start by saying how very sorry I am.
尽管我解释说
Despite my explanation
我是为了接纳我内在的寇克人格
that I was embracing my inner Kirk,
我妈还是让我去弥补我曾犯下的错
my mother had me make amends for all my misdeeds.
先从图书馆开始
Starting in the library,
我得重新摆放上百本书
where I had to reshelve hundreds of books.
老实说这个简直爽呆了
Well, to be honest, that one was a hoot.
当威尔金斯教练让我攀绳时赎罪就不好受了
The amends got worse when Coach Wilkins made me climb the rope.
由于缺乏上肢力量
Lacking any upper body strength,
我像一根熟食店里吊着的香肠一样
I hung there like a salami in a deli window.
最后我还得跟我姥姥道歉
And finally, I had to apologize to my meemaw,
无辜成为我姐姐寻宝大计的受害人
who was an unfortunate victim of my sister's treasure hunt.