小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S01E09

Part 3 Oct. 25, 2019, 11:44 a.m.

小林丸
Ko-Kobayashi Maru.
听起来像是日式铁板烧餐厅里的食物名
Sounds like something you eat at Benihana's.
你有去过那种餐厅吗
Have you ever been to one of those?
店家会让你跟陌生人坐在一起
They make you sit with strangers.
真扯
It's crazy.
你觉得史波克会变成寇克这样的人吗
Do you think a Spock could become a Kirk?
以我的经验之谈
Well, in my experience,
大多数人活一辈子都是一个
most people stay the miserable bastards they are
可怜的混♥蛋♥
their whole entire life.
但...
But...
我也见过有人会改变
I have seen some folks change.
好吧我要去玩这辆火车了
All right. Well, I'm gonna go play with this train.
去吧
You do that.
小乔治
Georgie?
走开
Go away.
我想请你帮个忙
I need to ask a favor.
什么忙
What?
秘密我能进来吗
It's private. Can I come in?
进来吧
Come on.
你要干嘛
What do you want?
我发现你和寇克舰长有共同之处
It occurs to me you have something in common with Captain Kirk.
我俩的发型都很帅吗
We both have cool hair?
为了成功
In order to succeed,
你俩都不介意不守规则
you both play fast and loose with the rules.
对我想是的
Yeah, I suppose we do.
你数学考试作弊的时候你的策略是什么
When you cheated on the math test, what was your strategy?
我猜最重要的部分是
Well, I guess the most important part
考试之前不要踩到湿乎乎的东西
was not stepping on anything wet before the test.
还有千万不要拿"A"
And not getting an "A."
你为什么不想拿"A"
Why wouldn't you want an "A"?
因为那会引起怀疑
'Cause that would raise suspicions.
谁会相信我能拿"A"
Who would believe I got an "A"?
再跟我说说
Tell me more.
好的撒谎的时候
Okay, when you're telling a lie,
加入一些细节是关键
it's important to throw in some details.
比如我想去里奇家过夜
Like, when I was wanted to spend the night at Ricky's house,
妈妈问我他爸妈是否在家
and Mom asked me if his mom and dad were gonna be home,
我说他们不但在家
I said, not only are they be gonna be home,
他爸爸还会教我们
his dad was gonna teach us
怎么做烟熏火鸡腿
how to cook turkey legs in the smoker.
我喜欢火鸡腿好吃吗
I like turkey legs. Were they good?
根本没有什么火鸡腿你个白♥痴♥
There weren't any turkey legs, you dope.
他父母在外地呢
His parents were in Branson.
真厉害我刚才完全相信你的话
That's incredible. I totally believed you.
细节啊细节
Details.
现在快出去我得看完这本书
Now get out of here, I got to finish reading this.
谢谢小乔治你真帮了我大忙
Thank you, Georgie, that was very helpful.
你听见了吗
Did you hear that?
什么
What?
听起来小乔治和谢尔顿处得挺好
Sounds like Georgie and Sheldon are getting along.
是吗
Really?
不可能啊
That can't be right.
我刚听见的
I just heard it.
或许他们俩还有希望能处得来
Maybe there's hope for those two after all.
或者这是末日的征兆
Or it's a sign of the apocalypse.
亲爱的别打扰我看电视
Honey, I'm-I'm watching this.
今天的体育课
So you'll have to find someone else
你得找别人帮你按脚踝了
to hold your ankles in P.E. Today.
抱歉你说什么
I'm sorry, what?
我受了重伤没办法上课了
I've suffered a terrible injury and won't be able to attend.
发生什么事了
What happened?
你自己看
See for yourself.
"威尔金斯教练请批准我的儿子谢尔顿
"Dear Coach Wilkins, please excuse my son, Sheldon,
不上体育课
From P.E.
他得了睾丸疝气
He has experienced a testicular hernia,
接下来的六到八周都需要好好休息
And needs to rest for the next six to eight weeks.
真诚的玛丽·库珀"
Sincerely, Mary Cooper."
睾丸疝气吗
Testicular hernia?
这就叫细节
That's called details.
真是可怜
Ooh, that's rough.
怎么弄的
Hmm. How'd it happen?
不好说
It's hard to say,
但风险因素包括: 提重物慢性咳嗽
but some risk factors include: heavy lifting, a chronic cough
排便时的重复性劳损
and repetitive straining during bowel movements.
我也有个这经历
I've been there.
好吧
Hmm. All right.
那就...六到八周后见吧
Guess I'll see you in... six to eight weeks.
我不知道其他超级大反派
I don't know if other supervillains
是否是从翘体育课开始他们的职业生涯
started their careers by getting out of P.E.,
但我是
but that's where I began.
有我捏造的疝气来壮胆
Emboldened by my faux hernia,
我开始把图书馆的书拿出来
I started taking books out of the library...
而不去盖借阅的章
without getting the cards stamped.
那些书你还没登记呢
You didn't check out those books.
我知道
I know.
在你严厉地批判我前
Before you judge me too harshly,
我想说我每次都按时还回去
I always brought them back on time.
我是破坏规矩的人不是疯子
I was a rule-breaker, not a lunatic.
但或许我最满意的违规
But perhaps my most satisfying transgression
是欺骗我姐姐
was duping my sister
放弃电视的控制权
into relinquishing control of the TV.
你好
Hello.
那玩意是干啥的
What's that for?
这个吗我刚在姥姥后院挖钱呢
Oh, this? I was just digging for money in Meemaw's backyard.
那里有钱吗
There's money there?
有啊我已经发现七毛五了
Oh, yes. I already found 75 cents.
你觉得是谁的钱
Who do you think left it?
如果让我猜
If I were to guess,
我觉得是口袋破洞的海盗
I'd say pirates with holes in their pockets.
铲子能借我用用吗
Can I use your shovel?
请便
Be my guest.
宝贝我要发大财了
Oh, baby, I'm gonna be rich.
今天我们来学习牛顿爵士
Today, we're going to learn about Sir Isaac Newton.
你好老朋友
Hello, old friend.
世界上最伟大的科学家之一
...one of the world's greatest scientists...
明天见韦恩
See you tomorrow, Wayne.
祝你愉快乔治
You have a good one, George.
你儿子怎么样了
Hey, how's your son doing?
小乔治吗
Georgie?
不聪明那个
No, the smart one.
他挺好的怎么了
He's fine. Why?
他的疝气呢
What about the hernia?
什么疝气
What hernia?
你妻子说他得了啊
The one your wife said he had.
我在军队时也得过
Happened to me while I was in the Army.
是在乔治亚州的一间酒吧试图抱起个胖妹
I was in a bar in Georgia, tried to lift up this big gal.
我绝对听到我下面有啥爆♥炸♥声
Swear I could hear something pop down there.
这张条是谢尔顿给你的吗
Sheldon gave you this note?
是的
Yeah.
这不是我写的
I didn't write this.
你确定吗
You sure?
看起来像你的笔迹
Looks like your handwriting.
字体看起来有点飘
It's got that little swoopy thing going on.
不是我写的
I didn't write it.
如果我儿子得疝气我肯定知道
And I think I'd know if my son had a hernia.
那就是谢尔顿为了不上体育课伪造了请假条
So what, Sheldon forged a letter to get out of P.E.?
貌似是的
Looks like it.
真行啊
How about that.
别为他感到骄傲
Don't be proud of him.
我情不自禁
Can't help it.