小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S01E11

Part 3 Oct. 25, 2019, 11:44 a.m.

还有个圣神[鬼]
Oh, there's also a ghost,
但不是恐怖的那种鬼
but not the scary kind.
像电影《鬼马小精灵》吗
Like Casper?
是的
Exactly.
那教宗是干嘛的
And how does the pope work?
教宗住在意大利梵蒂冈
Well, the pope lives in Italy.
他有特殊的教宗座驾还有一顶大尖帽
He has a special car, and a big pointy hat.
是一定超赞的帽子
It's a wonderful hat.
还有什么我应该知道的东西吗
And is there anything else I should know about?
你时不时
Every once in a while,
就得去找一个神父告解罪恶
you have to confess your sins to a priest.
我不用我没有任何罪恶
Not me, I don't have any sins.
那你有傲慢之罪
Then you have the sin of pride.
你的宗教让我自我感觉好差
Your religion is making me feel bad.
这样你才知道有效啊
That's how you know it's working.
哈钦斯女士你信仰什么宗教呢
Ms. Hutchins, what's your religion?
我信仰摩♥门♥教♥ 怎么了
I'm a Mormon, why?
我在做一个调查报告
I'm conducting a research project.
你能跟我说说摩♥门♥教♥吗
Can you tell me about being a Mormon?
这是在纽约创立的
Well, it started in New York,
有个人发现了一个被埋在地底的金页片
when a man found gold plates buried underground.
金页片上写了
The plates said that,
当我们去世之后我们会飞升到自己的星球
when we die, we get to go to our own planet.
除非你是个女人
Unless you're a woman,
那你就会飞升到你丈夫的星球
then you have to go to your husband's planet.
但我不会有这个问题
But that won't be a problem for me.
因为我没有老公
I don't have a husband.
我只有我的喵星人
All I have is a cat.
一只又胖又凶的喵星人
A big, mean cat.
或许我有机会去它的星球
Maybe I'll get to go to his planet.
喵星球上的孤寡谢丽尔
Lonely Cheryl on Planet Cat.
我喜欢她她好有意思
I like her. She's funny.
你会喜欢艾拉的他人很好
You're gonna love Ira. He's a great guy.
他是你的男朋友吗
Is he your boyfriend?
是我其中一个所以别提这方面的事
Well, he's one of them, so let's not bring that up.
现在方便吗
Is this a good time?
当然啦请进请进
Absolutely. Come in, come in.
艾拉这是我外孙谢尔顿
Ira, this is my grandson Sheldon.
谢尔顿这是我朋友艾拉
Sheldon, this is my friend Ira.
-你好啊 -你好
- Hello. - Howdy.
姥姥跟我说你是犹太人
So Meemaw tells me you're Jewish.
开门见山
Right to it, huh?
行来吧
All right, let's do this.
请坐
Please, sit down.
谢谢你帮忙啊
Thank you so much for helping out.
康妮你懂的为你做什么都行
Aw, Connie, you know, anything for you.
谢尔顿
So, Sheldon,
你饿吗
you hungry?
想吃纳西[点心]吗
You want a nosh?
不知道啊我没吃过纳西
I don't know, I've never eaten a nosh.
不是啦纳西不是食物
Uh, no, a nosh isn't a thing,
是... 算啦
it's a... never mind.
你要来点硬糖吗
Um, would you care for some hard candy?
这是洁食吗
Are they kosher?
你怎么像我妈一样啊
Who are you, my mother?
好啦我有何能为你效劳
All right, so what can I do for you?
当犹太人是种什么感觉
What's it like to be Jewish?
烂透了我不建议
Oh, it's terrible. I don't recommend it.
-为什么 -首先呢
- Why? - Well, for starters,
你会被许多古老没用的条条框框所限制
your life is hemmed in by ancient, pointless rules.
有很多吼来吼去的东西
There's a lot of yelling, and, uh,
然后基本上你也进不了什么好的乡村俱乐部
you're probably not gonna get into a good country club.
那上帝呢
What about God?
祂怎么了
What about him?
祂也是你生活中的一部分吗
Does he play a part in your life?
从历史上来说祂教训我们教训挺爽的
Well, historically, he's gotten a kick out of punishing us.
那耶稣呢
What about Jesus?
他是犹太人啊
He was Jewish.
我们犹太人出很多名人啊
Oh, we've got a lot of celebrities.
我们有演员威廉·夏特纳
Uh, we've got, uh, we got William Shatner,
还有演员伦纳德·尼莫伊
and Leonard Nimoy...
寇克舰长与史波克吗
Kirk and Spock?
我想当犹太人了
I want to be Jewish.
你先慢着
Hold on a second.
等... 谢尔顿我有个问题问你
Hold-- I got a question for you, Sheldon.
当你长大之后你计划留在德州吗
When you grow up, are you planning on living in Texas?
大概吧
Probably.
那我强烈建议你继续信浸信会
Then I strongly advise you to stay Baptist.
能戴个十字架就更好了
Maybe even wear a cross.
那你为什么搬来德州
Why did you move to Texas?
很简单啊
Well, that's simple.
梅德福这里没有犹太人刚好开放了一个名额
Medford had no Jews, so there was an opening for one.
而你得到了名额吗太厉害啦
And you got it? Good for you.
我好喜欢这孩子
I love this kid.
我也是
Me, too.
-怎么样了 -很好啊
- How's it going? - Good.
你知道波斯拜火教之祖信仰两个神吗
Did you know that Zoroaster believed in two gods?
我不知道呢
No, I did not.
而道教的人完全不相信有神
And the Taoists don't believe in God at all.
而是相信天人合一与自然和谐共处
They believe in a principle of harmony.
那他们很棒棒啊
How very nice for them.
谢利我知道你很喜欢研究东西
Shelly, I understand you enjoy researching things.
爱死了
Love it.
但有一件很重要的事要记住
But it's important to keep in mind
世界上只有一个真神
that there is only one true God.
你这个叫一神论
That's called monotheism.
如果你有兴趣深入了解我这里有一本书
I have a book about it if you're interested.
没事我有最重要的"那本书"了
That's okay, I have the book about it.
如果我没选你的宗教你会生我气吗
Would you be angry with me if I don't pick your religion?
我永远不会生你的气
I could never be angry with you.
你尽情去探索自己真理
You be a seeker of your own truth.
谢谢妈妈
Thanks, Mom.
但如果你探索到的真理是撒旦
And if the truth turns out to be Satan,
那我会与它对战到底
I will do battle with him.
谢尔顿欢迎你
Welcome, Sheldon.
我们已经等候你多时
We've been waiting for you.
你们是十诫吗
Are you the Ten Commandments?
不是
No.
我们是1
We are one.
与0
And zero.
我们是二进制码
We are the binary code
宇宙的基础
that underlies the universe.
什么十诫只是常见的错误
The ten thing is a common mistake.
我想了解神
I want to understand God.
你们能帮我吗
Can you help me?
你没听懂我们刚才说的吗
Did you not hear what we just said?
这是个二元宇宙
It's a binary universe.
神就是是与否
God is yes and no.
左与右
Left and right.
开与关
On and off.
有与无
Something and nothing.
正与负
Positive and negative.
男与女
Male and female.
光与暗
Light and dark.
那为什么世上会有邪恶与磨难呢
But why is there evil and suffering?
没有邪恶与磨难
Well, without evil and suffering,
又怎么会有正义与幸福呢
there is no good and happiness.
对哦二元嘛
Oh, sure. Binary.
我们应该告诉他有关
Shall we give him the final piece of information
解开宇宙真♥相♥的最终信息吗
that unlocks the secret of the universe?