小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S01E09

Part 2 Oct. 25, 2019, 11:44 a.m.

什么
What?
我很享受答卷的过程
I enjoyed it very much.
如果你还有别份卷子我愿意要一份
I'll take another if you have one.
没了我没有别份卷子
No, I don't have another one.
你先翻开课本往下看吧
J-Just read ahead in the textbook.
太好啦
Oh, boy.
看我哥垂死挣扎我也挺难受的
Seeing my brother struggle was difficult for me.
身为他的家教他的失败
As his tutor, I took his failure personally,
感觉就像是我的失败
almost as if I had failed.
这挺怪的因为我明知道他有多笨
Which was odd, because I knew how dumb he was.
小乔治你今天数学考得如何
Georgie, how'd you do on that math test today?
还挺难的
It was tough.
我也说不准
I don't know.
抱歉我没能帮到你什么忙
I'm sorry I wasn't more help.
我也是
Me, too.
没事的宝贝你尽力了
That's all right, baby, you tried.
是啊没关系的宝贝
Yeah. It's okay, baby.
我不懂到底是哪里出了问题
I don't understand what went wrong.
你在怀小乔治的时候
Is there any chance you drank alcohol
是不是有喝过酒呢
when you were pregnant with Georgie?
没有
No!
不用这么高高在上
Well, don't be so high-and-mighty.
我在怀你的时候就有喝酒啊
I drank when I was pregnant with you.
你不也挺好的吗
You turned out fine.
这年头大家都在说"别喝酒别抽烟"
These days everybody's like, "Don't drink, don't smoke."
德克萨斯都要变成加利福尼亚了
I swear. Texas is turning into California.
你知道你要是挂科了我可帮不上你吧
You realize there's nothing I can do if you fail.
你得退橄榄球队
You're off the team.
我知道
I know.
我会求求耶稣基♥督♥
Well, I'm gonna ask Jesus
帮助你这场考试得到好成绩
to help you get a good grade on that test.
你应该在他去考试前祈求祂才对吧
Shouldn't you have asked him before he took it?
伟大的祂死后都能复生
The man rose from the dead--
考完试之后再改应该只是小事一桩
I think he can fix a test after the fact.
你知道当我听到你说这种话时
You know, I hear you say things like that,
我都会扪心自问我是不是怀了你的时候
and I wonder if maybe I did have a few too many whiskey sours
喝了太多柠檬威士忌酒
when you were in my belly.
没到我的分数不过还不错
Not me, but not bad.
我想说"A"级努力
I would say "A" for effort,
但"F"级分数
but... that's an "F."
怎么了有多烂
What? How bad is it?
你得到了"B"
You got a "B."
不是吧
Are you kidding?
我真不敢相信
I don't believe it.
我也是
Me, neither.
我也是啊
Me, neither.
我觉得我得重新评估我的能力
So, I guess I have to rethink my abilities.
我很显然是个千古名♥师♥
Clearly, I'm a wonderful teacher.
小乔治不是因为你的教导而及格
Georgie didn't pass because of you.
你这话什么意思
What do you mean?
他作弊了
He cheated.
他把答案写在他鞋底了
He had the answers written on the bottom of his shoe.
他不会这样的
He wouldn't do that.
在学校考试骗人作弊其实骗的只是自己
When you cheat in school, you only cheat yourself.
你从哪学到的话
Where'd you get that?
男厕外面的正能量海报上
An inspirational poster outside the boys' room.
谢尔顿我绝对没看错
I saw what I saw, Sheldon.
如果这是真的
Well, if this is true,
他得去向老师坦白
he needs to turn himself in.
他不可能去他会被踢出球队
That'll never happen. He'll get kicked off the team.
抱歉恕我无法相信
I'm sorry, I can't accept this.
我相信此事一定还有别的解释
There must be another explanation.
如果你不相信我你就去看他的鞋底
If you don't believe me, look at his shoes.
我会去的
I will.
这运动量挺大啊
This is quite a workout.
你个小人
You dirty bird.
你在我房♥间里干嘛
What are you doing in here?
你作弊了
You cheated.
我才没有
No, I didn't.
我手里就拿着证据
I'm holding the evidence.
让我看看
Let me see that.
我什么都没看到啊
I don't see nothin'.
你这是妨碍司法公正
That's obstruction of justice,
兼肮脏又没卫生
as well as disgusting.
别搞事我考试及格就能继续打球
Oh, relax. By passing that test, I get to play football,
你也能去火车玩具店买♥♥东西
and you get to go to the train store.
大家都有好处
Everybody wins.
那真♥相♥呢
But what about the truth?
怎么样
What about it?
真♥相♥[理]必叫我们得以自♥由♥
It's supposed to set us free.
这话你哪学的
Who told you that?
《圣经》啊
The Bible.
你什么时候信过《圣经》里写的话了
Since when do you care about what's in the Bible?
当那些话能让我驳倒别人的时候
When it helps me win an argument.
《圣经》也说"当孝敬父母"
The Bible also says honor thy father and thy mother.
如果你去跟他们说你就会让他们伤心
And if you open your mouth, you're gonna make them sad.
他辩倒了我
He had me.
这二傻子莫名其妙地辩倒了我
Somehow, the mullet-headed simpleton had me.
这事没完
This isn't over.
是吗你想怎么样
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do?
好吧好像完了
All right, maybe it's over.
姥姥
Meemaw?
我猜你已经看过公共卫♥生♥部♥部长关于
I assume you've read the Surgeon General's report
吸烟有害健康的报告了
on the dangers of smoking?
我等着他们把报告拍成电影呢
I'm gonna wait till they turn it into a movie.
那是你的新火车吗
Is that your new train?
是的这是我帮小乔治通过数学考试的酬谢
Yes. It's my reward for helping Georgie pass the math test.
你看上去不是很开心啊
You don't seem too happy about it.
我觉得我不配拥有它
I don't feel like I earned it.
为什么
Why not?
你能帮我保守秘密吗
Can you keep a secret?
我这么大年纪了能记住秘密就不错了
Well, at my age, the question is can I remember one.
说来听听
Try me.
小乔治考试作弊了
Georgie cheated on the test.
而且平安无事
And nothing bad happened.
他可以继续留在橄榄球队
He gets to stay on the football team,
爸妈以他为傲
Mom and Dad are proud of him;
我甚至因为帮他得到一辆小火车
I even got a train for helping.
所以你有负罪感
So you're feeling guilty.
正是这样
Very much so.
可真是个疑难杂症啊
Well, that's a real conundrum.
你是不是有在看我生日送给你的
Have you been reading the Word of the Day calendar
每日一词日历
I gave you for your birthday?
无可置疑
Indubitably.
你对此事作何感想
So what do you think?
我认为你不应该对此深受困扰
I don't think you should let it bother you very much.
我是说这世上肯定有些人
I mean, there's always gonna be people in this world
会不守规则
who are playing fast and loose with the rules.
而你的哥哥就是这种人
And your brother's one of them.
《星际迷航》的寇克舰长也是
That's how Captain Kirk is on Star Trek.
没错所以他是这部戏的主角
Well, there you go, and he's, like, the main guy on that show.
不史波克先生才是主角
No, Mr. Spock is the main guy.
你说得对
I stand corrected.
不过通常拯救进取号♥的人都是寇克
Although Kirk is usually the one who saves the Enterprise.
因为他不会总是死守规矩吗
Because he doesn't always follow the rules?
他甚至在学员时期的一次测试中作弊
He even cheated on a test when he was a cadet.
小林丸号♥测试
The Kobayashi Maru.
小什么
The what?
小林丸
Kobayashi Maru.
寇克因此成为传奇
Kirk is a legend because of it.