迈克和茉莉（2010）
Mike & Molly S04E02
Part 1
Dec. 15, 2020, 2:56 p.m.
Previously on Mike and Molly...
前情回顾
Do you ever just kinda
你们有没有
stand back and look at your life
置身事外 回顾过你的人生
and think, "This is not what I ought to be"?
然后觉得 "我不该在这里"
Listen up, because this might be
听好 这也许是
the best lesson I ever teach you.
我上的最好的一堂课了
Okay, don't settle. Follow your dreams...
好的 不要停下脚步 追逐梦想
wherever they may take you!
无论它把你带往何方
Want to tell me what happened today?
想跟我说说今天是怎么回事吗
I'm not sure, you know?
我也不清楚
I just... started
我就是突然
feeling overwhelmed by everything.
觉得万念俱灰
And I don't know,
我也不知道
leaving just seemed like the right thing to do.
好像唯有离开才对
Through the window?
非得走窗户吗
Anybody can leave through a door.
走门大家都会啊
Kids in Chicago deserve teachers who want to be there for them,
芝加哥的孩子们需要无私奉献的老师
and that-that may have been me at one point,
我曾经如此
but it's not me now.
但现在不行了
Something's changed in me.
我内心发生了变化
Something's broken, or maybe something's fixed.
也许是哪碎了 或是哪开窍了
I don't know, but I know that I can't do this one more day.
我也不清楚 但我知道 我不想再干下去了
You realize, Ms. Flynn, if you quit,
你要知道 Flynn老师 如果辞职
you lose your pension, your health care
你就没有养老金 医保
and all your benefits?
和所有福利了
Really? Is that true?
真的吗 是这样吗
The truth is I have no idea what's going on with Molly.
实际上 我也不知道Molly怎么了
Well, I don't want to throw salt on the wound,
我不想在伤口上撒盐
but if you two ever have kids,
但如果你俩要是有孩子
you should know you got loony on your dad's side, too.
你这疯劲也是遗传自你♥爸♥
For the last time, she's not loony.
最后说一次 她没疯
She's just going through something.
她只是需要理清头绪
Well, I'm not gonna fight you.
我不会打你
And I have a very good reason. I have three of them.
我有充分的理由 而且是三个
Number one...
第一
Oh, God, what have I done?!
天啊 我都做了什么
Come here.
过来
Oh, God, Mike, I quit my job and gave up all my benefits!
哦 天啊 Mike 我辞了工作 放弃了所有福利
And I probably need a tetanus shot
或许我该打♥针♥破伤风
from that woman's tooth.
因为那女人的牙
I know, sweetie, I know.
我知道了 宝贝儿
We're gonna be fine.
我们会没事的
Ooh...!
哦
Ah...!
啊
So, how's the job search coming?
工作找得怎么样了
Ma, we don't ask that.
妈 咱别谈这个了
No, Mike, it's fine.
没事 Mike 没关系
I've been circling a few things.
我还在犹豫
I can always get you in at the school cafeteria.
我可以把你弄进学校食堂的
What are you in a hairnet, a six?
你戴多大的头罩 六号♥的吗
Well, it's a generous offer,
感谢你慷慨的邀请
but I've been feeding little kids crap for ten years.
但小屁孩的聒噪我已经忍♥了十年了
I-I think I'm just kind of done.
我想 我受够了
So, you're just gonna continue
那你是想继续
your life of leisure, huh?
你的休闲人生喽
Congratulations, Mikey,
恭喜啊 Mikey
you got yourself one of them trophy wives.
给自己找了个花瓶老婆
Hey, I am working.
嘿 我在工作呢
And I've always been a trophy. Tell her.
而且我就是天生丽质 告诉她
She's always been a trophy.
她就是天生丽质
No, about-about the work.
不是 我让你说工作的事
Oh. Molly is a writer now.
哦 Molly现在是作家了
Oh!
哦
Why didn't you say so?
你怎么不早说
Let me clear a spot in my bookcase.
我得在书架上给你腾个位置
Well, you better clear two spots
你最好留两个位置
'cause there's gonna be a sequel.
因为会是系列小说
Really?
真的吗
What's the first one about?
第一本是关于什么
I don't know yet.
我还没想好
But it sets up the second one.
但第二本已经开始了
Yeah. It just so happens that there are a lot of regular women just like me
是啊 很多像我这样的普通女人都写书啊
who've written best-selling books.
而且都写出了畅销书
Name one.
说一个
Harry Potter, Twilight Saga, fifty Shades of Grey.
<哈利·波特> <暮光之城> <五十度灰>
Never heard of 'em.
一个都没听说过
Ma.
妈
Okay, maybe the Grey book.
好吧 "灰"那本听说过
Help me out here.
帮帮我呀
Talk about something else, Ma.
说点别的吧 妈
Well, if we're talking about pipe dreams,
如果聊白日梦的话
I want to marry Engelbert Humperdinck
我想嫁给Engelbert Humperdinck
and live in a house made of beef jerky.
然后住在牛肉干做成的房♥子里
You know what, Peggy?
知道吗 Peggy
I walked out of that school because I was sick of people
我离开学校 就因为讨厌像你这样的人
like you telling me what I can't do.
告诫我什么不能做
And I am done stifling my creativity and my passion.
我不想再压抑自己的创造力和热情了
So you get ready, 'cause you and the rest of the world
等着瞧吧 我会让你和世人
are about to see what I can do.
见识我的能力的
That's it! We're doing this!
行了 我们打一架吧
Make your move! Come on! Come on!
放马过来吧 来啊 来啊
I'll give you one swing.
吃我一拳
No, Molly, don't! Nobody's fighting! Nobody's fighting!
不 Molly 别这样 别打了 别打了
Nobody's fighting! Nobody's fighting! Nobody's fighting!
别打了 别打了 别打了
Nobody's fighting! Nobody's fighting!
别打了 别打了
I could've taken her.
我本来能打爆她的
Look, I'm not saying
我知道 我不是说
you wouldn't have got a few shots in,
你打不赢她
but my mom fights dirty.
但我妈常使阴招的
If she got you on the ground, it's over.
如果她把你按倒在地 就没戏了
You think I can write a book, don't you?
你觉得我能写书 对不
Of course I do.
当然啦
You know, I'm already making progress.
我已经有进展了
I've narrowed down my genre.
我已经缩小了书的体裁范围
Ooh, look at you with a "Genre."
瞧瞧 还有体裁呢
Contemporary crime fiction.
当代推理小说
Oh, that's what a genre is.
哦 这就是体裁啊
I'm gonna need your support.
我需要你的支持
You got it. 100%, babe.
没问题 百分百支持 宝贝儿
A book like that takes a lot of work and research.
这样的书需要做很多调研工作
Whatever you need, I'm there for you.
有什么需要 我都帮你
Great. 'Cause I want to go on a ride-along
太好了 我想和你还有Carl
in the squad car with you and Carl.
再来一次警车巡逻
Sorry!
抱歉
Say again?
再说一遍
Mike, I need to get out there
Mike 我得去现场
and experience police work firsthand.
亲自体验警♥察♥的工作
I need to breathe it and live it and smell it.
我想置身其中嗅嗅味道
Okay, first of all, it could be dangerous.
好吧 首先 这会很危险
Secondly, if you want to know
其次 如果你真想知道
what my squad car smells like,
我们警车的味道
imagine baby powder mixed with German potato salad.
就想象爽身粉混着德式土豆沙拉的味道
Mike...
Mike
Carl says it's aftershave, but I think it's his diet.
Carl说是须后水的味道 但我觉得是饭味儿
Just forget it. I'll ask somebody else.
那算了 我去问问别人
Come on.
别这样
Fine. I'll just go back to teaching,
好吧 那我就回去教书
be miserable the rest of my life.
苦逼地过完余生
I guess I could talk to the captain
那我去和警长说说
and see if I can get a ride-along approved.
能否让我带个随巡人员
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