克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E03

Part 8 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

I haven't touched any buttons.
风扇按钮在哪里？
- Where's the fan button?
- [Kaleb grunts]
[music continues]
天气还是一样好忙碌了几天后
[Jeremy] The weather held,
and a few busy days later
所有的庄稼都在地里了
all the crops were in the ground.
干得好
Well done.
因为只有一根电线杆轻微受损
Only one telegraph pole
mildly damaged and...
- 那不是我♥干♥的
- 是的我知道是我♥干♥的
- Yeah, that wasn't me.
- I know. That was me.
接着是周日与查理共进午餐
[Jeremy] Then it was time
for a Sunday lunch meeting with Charlie,
他终于完成了餐厅营业申请
who had finally finished
the restaurant application.
想想这个
Think about this.
盘子里装的所有食物
都是在迪丽斯库阿特种出来的
Everything on that plate
was grown at Diddly Squat.
羊肉、胡萝卜、土豆
The lamb, the carrots, the potatoes,
甜菜根、肉汁用面粉、泉水
the beetroot, the flour for the gravy.
That's spring water.
这就是餐厅的全部意义
So that's what the restaurant
is all about.
这就是它让人兴奋的原因
因为它真的可以做到这点
And that's what makes it so exciting.
Because, genuinely, it can be done.
- 这是商业计划吗？
- 这是计划
- Is this the business plan?
- This is the business plan.
双面打印为了环保
And you've done it on two sides
of the paper, which is eco-friendly.
- 是再生纸
- 当然
- And it's recycled paper.
- Of course it is.
他们一定是从农民那收到了很多
[Jeremy] They must be getting loads of
these from farmers saying
有很多关于多元化的要求
"We've got to do some changes."
There's a lot of requirement
for diversification going in.
但这就是刚需
But that's the need.
你将失去八万两千英镑的补贴
You are going to lose
£82,000 worth of subsidy.
我们必须努力填补这个缺口
We've gotta try and fill the gap.
这就是我们做这件事的原因
This is why we're doing it.
- 今天就是这样
- 是的
- And that's going today?
- Today.
不如果我们没有获得规划许可
I mean, if we don't...
If we don't get planning permission,
我将被挂在一棵胶树上
一棵真正的粘性胶树上
I'm left up a gum tree,
- a proper sticky gum tree.
- I know.
- 我知道
- 因为我还有一大堆东西
'Cause I'm left with a load of stuff
and nowhere that I can sell it
我无处可卖♥♥ 几乎赚不到什么钱
at anything approximating to a profit.
- 对
- 一切准备就绪
- Correct.
- Everything's ready to go,
我只需要西牛津郡地区议会的
一句“好主意”
I just need West Oxfordshire District
Council to say
"Good idea."
[upbeat music]
在当地的官僚主义大本营
[Jeremy] While the fate of the farm
was being discussed here,
讨论农场的命运时…
in the local red-tape factory...
西牛津郡地区议会
拜托
Come on.
我不得不把注意力转回到奶牛身上
[Jeremy] ...I had to turn my attention
back to the cows,
它们每晚都面临着致命的威胁
which every night
were facing a deadly threat.
[intriguing music]
[ominous music]
下一集
该死的
- [engine revving]
- Fucking hell!
- 我们不能射杀它们？
- 不行
- You can't shoot them.
- No.
- 或者用毒气？
- 不行
- Or gas them.
- No.
- 或者填了它们的洞？
- 不行
- Or fill in their holes.
- No.
如果染上结核病
你的农场就要关门大吉了
[woman] If you get TB
your farm
is virtually shut down.
该死的
Shit.
结果呈阳性
[theme music playing]