克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E06

Part 5 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

[Jeremy] Do you think that goes
all the way down?
- 这里面是空的吗？
- 是的
[Kaleb] Yeah, yeah.
拜托小老鼠
[Jeremy] Come on, little mouse.
把它挂在那
[Kaleb] Just dangle it down there.
He'll be all right.
这对环境和动物都很友好
[Jeremy] This is kind to the environment
and kind to animals.
艾登堡爵士会喜欢我这么做的
Sir Attenborough would like me
for doing this.
它跑了！老鼠先生
[Jeremy] There he goes!
Mr Mouse!
它在轮子下面
[Kaleb] He's underneath your wheel.
He's actually underneath your wheel.
它在你的轮子下面
你一动就会杀了它
As soon as you move,
you're gonna kill him.
它在拖拉机的轮胎的缝隙里
He's in the tyre tracks
of the tractor down there.
出来吧
Come on! Out.
[kicks wheel]
我们不能再因为老鼠的事
而浪费时间了
[Kaleb] we can't afford to lose
any more time 'cause of the mouse.
该死的搞农业要做很多决定
Oh bloody hell. I mean, there's a lot
of decisions in farming
但这次真的令人讨厌
but this is a really nasty one.
走吧
[Kaleb] Just go.
我们得去播种了
[Kaleb] We've gotta go drilling.
只要我后退一毫米
老鼠先生就死定了
[Jeremy] If I roll back a millimetre,
Mr Mouse is toast.
[engine]
现在这就是如何进行坡道起步
Now, that is how you do a hill start.
但是当我举起条播机时
[Jeremy] But then,
when I lifted the drill...
该死的我后退了
Oh shit. I've rolled back!
你刚刚杀死了那只可怜的老鼠
[Kaleb] You just killed that poor mouse.
I'll bury him.
我会埋葬它的继续退
Back up.
不前进它粘在轮胎上了吗？
[Jeremy] No, forwards.
Is he stuck to the tyre?
它还活着！
[Kaleb] He lived!
[delighted laughter]
[Kaleb] Meow!
[laughter]
因为我会开拖拉机
所以老鼠还活着！
The mouse lives because I can drive.
[upbeat music]
危机结束
[Jeremy] Crisis over,
we got down to planting.
我们开始播种
看这场面我们现在是一个团队
Look at this,
we are working as a team now.
你施肥我同时在田地里播种
You're fertilising and I'm drilling
in the same field at the same time.
我们用的不是昂贵的化肥
[Jeremy] And instead of expensive
chemical fertiliser...
而是我们自己的鸡粪
这让卡莱布非常开心
We were using my very own chicken muck,
which made Kaleb very happy.
我的新拖拉机上全是臭臭的鸡粪
My brand-new tractor's covered
in chicken shit. It stinks.
这里种出来的春麦
[Jeremy] The spring barley from here,
if the quality's good enough,
如果质量好的话就送去啤酒厂
酿造成霍克斯通啤酒
will go to the brewery and will be made
into Hawkstone beer.
所以我们必须做到最好
That's why we have to do it
really, really, really
to the best of our abilities.
然而此刻我们既没有农场商店
[Jeremy] However, at the moment
there was neither a farm shop
也没有可以卖♥♥啤酒的餐馆
nor a restaurant
in which to sell that beer.
但在皇家学院
But, over at the Royal Academy,
查理正在研究
一项计划来解决这个问题
Charlie was working on a plan
to sort that out.
继续向上申诉餐厅的事
To take the restaurant appeal
to the next level
把这事提交给国务大臣
我们要毕其功于一役
is to take it to the Secretary of State.
We've got one shot at this.
This is our last chance.
这是我们最后的机会
我们需要最专业的专家建议和顾问
来帮助我们解决这个问题
So we need the best specialist advisors
to help with this,
至于那些大律师们
and, you know, barristers and lawyers.
我正在调查他们的身份
And I'm looking at, you know,
who they are now.
[lively music]
查理奇迹般地成功
[Jeremy] By some miracle,
Charlie had also managed to register
the calves with the cow police.
在奶牛警♥察♥处给小牛做完了登记
而今天是它们青春期的又一个里程碑
And today was yet another milestone
in their adolescence,
因为它们中的两头要被砍去牛角
because two of them
were due to be dehorned.
给它们用镇定剂
[Dilwyn] So I'm just gonna jab 'em.
这是为了让它们冷静下来？
[Jeremy] And this is what?
To calm them down?
希望它们能睡着
Just to make 'em...
They'll hopefully fall asleep.
把那扇门转到这边来
- [Kaleb] Bring that gate round this way.
- [Jeremy] What, now?
- 现在怎么办？这是标签
- 嗯
- [Kaleb] Yeah.
- [Jeremy] That's the ticket.
- 这个先来放哪里？
- 嗯
- [Kaleb] This one first?
- [Dilwyn] Yeah.
在脖子上
- [Kaleb] Where does it go?
- [Dilwyn] In the neck.
- 这是另一个吗？
- 是的
- [Dilwyn] Is this the other one?
- [Kaleb] Yeah.
好极了
[Dilwyn] Jolly good.
我们只要等10到15分钟
它们就会睡着
We'll just leave 'em now for 10-15
minutes and they'll just fall asleep.
为什么要砍掉它们的角？
[Jeremy] Why do you get rid
of their horns?
因为有角的牛会成为霸主
欺负其他牛
[Dilwyn] Because the ones with horns
become dominant and bully the rest.
- 对我们来说也更安全
- 是的
- [Kaleb] And safety for us as well.
- [Dilwyn] Yeah.
好了它伏下了看它的脸
[Kaleb] Oh, there you go, look.
He's down.
它们很快困了妈妈看起来很担心看
Look at his face.
[Jeremy] Yeah, really sleepy.
The mother looking all concerned, look.
好的妈妈它没事
All right, mum, she's fine.
- 它睡着了
- 好了
[Jeremy] There we go.
这是什么本地的？
- [Jeremy] What's this? A local?
- [Dilwyn] Yes.
通常如果它们意识清醒
你得与它们搏斗
[Dilwyn] Normally, when they're conscious
you're grappling with them now.
但是因为你把它们放倒了
小牛就不会感到很有压力
But because we knocked 'em out,
it's a lot less stressful for the calf.
然后迪尔翁医疗设备的
高科技含量略有降低
[Jeremy] Dilwyn's medical equipment
then became slightly less high-tech.
老天啊
[Jeremy] Oh my giddy aunt.
You've set fire to her head.
你在它的头上点火
可怜的牛
Holy cow!
继续绕一圈
[Kaleb] So you keep going round
in a circle.
但有火焰
[Jeremy] But there's actually flames.
那一定很痛
[Jeremy] Aw. That must hurt.
Aw!
这样牛角就长不出来了？
[Jeremy] And this kills the horn?
是的会烧伤长出牛角的生发层
[Dilwyn] Yeah, it burns
the germinal layer,
which is the bit of the horn that grows.
所以你去牛角的同时
So you get rid of the horn
and also you get rid of the tissue
where the horn grows from.
也去掉了长角的组织
卡莱布你喷的是碘酒吗？
Is this iodine you're putting on there,
Kaleb?
这是一种抗生素喷雾剂
防止它被感染
[Dilwyn] It's an antibiotic spray,
actually,
to stop it becoming infected.
我要给它注射止痛药
And I'm gonna give her
an injection of a pain killer
因为有时麻醉剂消退后
'cause one of the things
that sometimes happens
is, as the anaesthetic wears off,
the head becomes tickly.
头会变得痒痒的
我不认为头上着过火的人会说