克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E03

Part 6 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

垃圾桶要合理地隐藏起来
Get those bins hidden.
随处可见的垃圾必须清理掉
The litter, which I can see
all over everywhere.
It's all got to go.
看看那个肮脏的干草捆太可怕了
Look at that manky hay bale.
That's just awful.
你看到干草的成本了吗？
我不想再买♥♥一个
[Lisa] You say how much hay costs
and you want to buy another one!
看看那些警示锥
Look at these cones.
"Come to a nice farm--"
- 来到一个…
- 那些是警♥察♥摆在那的
They are from the police!
他们把它们放在那里
是我们把它们带到这的
They put them out there.
We've nicked them and brought them
in here. Well, I haven't.
不是我是别人把它们带到这里来的
Somebody's brought them in here,
and is using them,
并且用上了它们因为它们很方便
'cause they're convenient.
We can't have convenient.
不能让它们方便
看那些蓝色标志是谁的主意？
It's got...
Whose idea are those blue signs?
暂时的就一两天
They were just temporary
for a day or two.
它们已经在那放了三个月了
[Jeremy] But they've been there
for three months.
我们现在有了新的标志
指引大家到草地边上
We've got the new signs now
to go on the grass verge.
我知道
I know. I know, I know.
你知道吗？我可以这么做
然后店里就没有存货了
I know. Do you know what?
I can do this and then we'll have
no stock in the shop.
这一切都很好
[Jeremy] Listen, it's all very well
designing pretty little labels
为商店里的商品设计漂亮的标签
for things in the shop,
但是如果商店看起来像这样
but when you arrive at the shop
and it looks like this, it's just awful.
- 太可怕了
- 我知道那你要怎么做？
- [Lisa] What are you gonna do about it?
- I haven't got time.
我没有时间
你不知道…我得去…
You have no idea how much is...
I've gotta go...
今天我得去看一头
Today I've gotta go
and find out if one of the...
公牛或小牛什么的
I don't even know what it's called,
bullocks or steers,
它长了个出人意料的睾丸
has got an accidental testicle.
查理会来我要和他讨论新的政策
I've got Charlie coming to talk about
the new government regulations on...
我真的是太忙了
I'm just swamped.
如果我整天这样
我们店里就啥也没有了
[Lisa] I can spend my day doing this,
but then we will have nothing to sell.
抱歉我说：“你负责农场商店
Sorry. You said you'll look after
the farm shop, I'll do the farm.
“我负责农场”
- 所以农场商店是这幅样子
- 我给你做早餐
So the farm shop is--
还有午餐和晚餐
I do breakfast, lunch and dinner as well.
什么时候？什么早餐？
什么午餐？什么晚餐？
When? What breakfast?
What lunch? What dinner?
我自己做了我做了香肠和土豆泥
I cooked my dinner last night.
I made sausages and mashed potatoes.
- 你没有
- 我做了
- You did not!
- Well, I so did.
我把它们烤焦了因为我做饭的时候
I burnt them
'cause the dog shat on the carpet
狗在地毯上拉屎
我不得不去清理干净
and I had to clear up the dog shit
while cooking.
你的狗你的狗屎
Your dogs, your shit.
- 我的狗
- 我们的狗
My dogs?
你想养狗那你就要清理狗屎
If you wanted dogs,
I said "You clean up the shit."
- 不过…
- “我对狗屎过敏”
- I did, while I was cooking my supper...
- "I'm allergic to dog shit!"
你猜怎么着？我也是
Guess what? So am I.
老实说
Honestly.
[sighs]
真是个混♥蛋♥
What a twat.
真令人恶心
I mean, it is disgusting.
夏天倒是挺好的
It was fine during the summer,
wasn't it?
然后雨季来临等到下雨的时候
就真的是太糟糕了
And then the rain came.
And when it rained, it's fucked.
[upbeat music]
[she groans]
请尊重我们的邻居安静离场谢谢
Yeah!
当丽萨忙着经营整理的时候
[Jeremy] While Lisa was busy
with Operation Tidy-Up...
我在努力完成农业
带来的无穷无尽的工作
I ploughed through
the endless list of jobs
that farming throws at you.
等一下
No, no, wait, wait,
'cause if you're in there...
- 如果你在里面…
- 我就爬出来
I'll just climb out. I got stuck
in one of these once with a bull.
我之前被困在这过
- 你为什么不把它拉出来？
- 这样更容易
Why don't you just pull it out?
那不是一头大公牛吗？
- It's easier to do this.
- It wasn't a very big bull.
[upbeat music continues]
这儿长了个阴囊没有别的
Now, what we've got here
is a scrotum and nothing else.
Uh-oh! Shit!
该死的
它的头出来了谢天谢地
[Jeremy] Oh, it's free.
Thank God for that.
[upbeat music]
[he groans]
- 你想让我去做吗？
- 不
[Kaleb] Do you want me to do it?
No.
现在看这个
Watch this now.
什么玩意啊
[Kaleb] Fuck's sake.
当我有空的时候
[Jeremy] When I did get
a spare moment...
一段非常高的…
This is a period of high volatility...
查理总是会来占用我的时间
Charlie always made sure
he was there to fill it.
有一些关键数字、细节
都归结于产量
[Charlie] There's some key figures
in there, specifics.
That's all down to yield.
这就是农场的净利润
So that's the net margin,
the whole farm.
- 什么意思利润？
- 你的回报率是百分之0.75
What do you mean, "margin"?
Your return is point seven-five
of a percent.
因为你的成本变化很小那个…
Because your costs have
changed very little. So why...
深蓝线是2021年的数据
Basically, the dark blue line is 2021.
So this shows...
- 所以这表明…
- 是的
Yes.
这就是这次的收获黑色线
So this is this harvest,
the dark line.
农场流水的支柱作物是小麦和油籽耙
The mainstay of the rotation
obviously is we've got
wheat and oilseed rape...
费用差不多
The costs are about the same,
但增产的那部分已经达到了底线
but that extra production has gone
straight to the bottom line.
我们需要看看细节
We need to look at the detail.
- 最糟糕的是…
- 我给你看
Sorry. Oh, God. Fuck it.
天啊真该死
- 你已经听不下去了
- 不
I have that effect on all my clients.
我只是筋疲力尽了
No, you don't. I'm just knackered.
Farming is wearing me out.
务农让我筋疲力尽
[sighs]
除了工作压力
[Jeremy] On top of the work pressure,
我们小小的迪丽斯库阿特世界
现在接受公众的监督
our little Diddly Squat world was now
under the glare of public scrutiny,
还有我的活动全国辩论的主题
with my activities the subject
of national debate.
住在不远的北科茨沃尔德的卡拉说
[radio host] Karla in the North Cotswolds
isn't far away.
在克拉克森炸毁他的房♥子后
And she says:
"This is not the first time
这不是他第一次不得不安抚当地人
Clarkson has had to placate the locals,
especially when he blew up his house.
人们涌入曾经安静的村庄
People are blocking