克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E01

Part 2 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

There's a lot of traffic in this area.
[laughs]
今天的目标是完成大部分的任务
但我们只装了一些
[Jeremy] The goal was to break
the back of the barley today,
but we'd only done a couple of loads
before Kaleb was on the radio.
然后收音机就传来了卡莱布的声音
水分数值出来了大概在15.8左右
[Kaleb] Moisture's coming out
about 15.8.
我们要达到15.5
而不是超过这个值
15.5 is the level we need.
We don't really wanna be going above.
我觉得这点差异微不足道
[Jeremy] As the numbers seemed
pretty marginal to me,
我向英国最快活的
土地代理人寻求建议
I sought advice
from Britain's cheeriest land agent.
- 你好
- 查理你好是我
[dial tone]
[Charlie] Hello.
Charlie, hi, it's me.
The last load we took in was 15.8.
我们上一车收的水分数值是15.8
嗯
[Charlie] Yeah, that's quite high.
这是相当高的
所以我们必须停下来？
So we're gonna have to stop?
是的好吧这让人难过
当然让人难过
[Charlie] Yeah. OK, that's frustrating.
Frustrating, definitely.
好的谢谢查理一会儿再聊
All right, thanks Charlie.
I'll talk soon.
- 再见
- 好的再见
- [Charlie] OK, bye.
- Bye.
气死我了
Oh bloody hellfire.
真让人头疼
Such a pain in the arse.
我们收了多少？
三车 36吨♥ 就这些
What have we got?
Three trailer loads, that's it.
36 tons.
我没有当农民的心态
Just don't have the mentality
to be a farmer.
我躺在床上想
I just lie in bed thinking
barley's out there
“大麦在外面已经过了最好的状态
我却不能把它们收走”
and it's gone past its best
and I can't get it up.
我不是说我不能勃起
我是说我不能把大麦收走
I don't mean I can't get it up,
I mean...
I can't get the barley up.
我和卡莱布把最后一批
运到我们的储存区内
[Jeremy] Kaleb and I took
the last load to our storage area,
讨厌的是这个地方
又被当地的一些流氓破坏了
which annoyingly had received yet
another visit from the local vandals.
那是他们去年烧出来的缺口
今年他们又想把这个给烧了
That's the bund they burned last year,
and they've tried to burn
this one this year.
我和警♥察♥谈过这件事
I was talking to the police about it.
还有农村刑♥警♥
他们的三菱L200被带走了
The rural crime police.
They've had their Mitsubishi L200
taken away,
开那个他们可以追上坏人
然后他们得到了一台沃克斯豪尔科萨
which they could chase baddies in,
and they've been given a Vauxhall Corsa.
这居然发生在大不列颠
及北爱尔兰联合王国
This is the United Kingdom
of Great Britain and Northern Ireland,
世界第六富有的国家
the sixth richest country in the world.
他们怎么能开着科莎追坏蛋？
How the fucking hell
are they gonna catch anyone in a Corsa?
更烦人的是由于全国货车司机短缺
[Jeremy] Even more annoyingly,
because of the national shortage
of lorry drivers,
我们只能订到一辆卡车把大麦运走
we'd only managed to book one lorry
to take the barley away.
也就是说其中一些大麦会被留在外面
That meant some of it
would be left outside.
天气预报说明天下雨
And the forecast for tomorrow was rain.
我很生气我们这有多少？五吨♥？
I'm pissed off.
How much have we got here?
Five tons?
大约四五吨♥
About four or five tons, yeah.
全都烂在这
[Jeremy] It's just gonna sit here
and rot all weekend.
价值750英镑的大麦
It's getting on
for 750 quid's worth of barley
- 堆积在这被糟蹋了
- 是的
- just sitting here, being ruined.
- [Kaleb] Yeah.
天气预报可能是错的
明早天气也可能会很好
But the weather forecast could be wrong.
Might be nice in the morning.
谁知道呢不是吗？
[Kaleb] We never know, do we?
第二天我们知道了
[Jeremy] The next day, we did know.
真该死
Bloody hell.
我刚收到粮商的消息
[Charlie] I've just had a message
from the grain merchant.
- 这就是为什么我们昨晚停下
- 是的
This is why we stopped last night.
今天早上水分含量是16.5%
Load from tip this morning
was 16.5% moisture.
烘干费是9.75英镑
There'll be drying charge of £9.75.
- 一吨♥？
- 一吨♥
A ton?
重量将减少4.5%
A ton. And a weight loss of 4.5%.
所以一吨♥半他们是不会付钱给你的
So a ton and a half
they're not gonna pay you for.
他们在向你收取水费
这就是我们昨晚停下来的原因
So they're charging you for the water,
which is why we stopped last night.
好吧我们损失了多少钱？
[Jeremy] We've lost how much money?
这将花费450英镑
[Charlie] So that would have cost
450 quid
- 基本上是商业税
- 还有750英镑？
- in basically merchant taxes.
- And the 750 quid...
- 堆在…没错
- 堆在湿漉漉的地上
- [Charlie] Sitting in there.
- Sitting getting soggier.
然而尽管收成令人沮丧
[Jeremy] But...
[intriguing music]
...as frustrating
as the harvest problems were,
但与我和英国的所有其他农民
现在面临的问题相比
they were nothing compared
to the issue now facing me
这都不算什么
and every other farmer in the UK.
自2016年6月的那个动荡事件以来
这就在持续酝酿中
One that had been brewing
since the tumultuous event
of June 2016.
[bell]
There can be no doubt about the result.
英国人发话了答案是“我们离开”
The British people have spoken,
and the answer is: we're out.
[dramatic music]
农民们知道这意味着
欧盟不再为他们提供补助和补贴
[Jeremy] Farmers knew that Brexit meant
there'd be no more
EU grants and subsidies.
但英国政♥府♥告诉我们不要担心
But the British government
told us not to worry.
我们保证为英国农业
提供百分百的支持与现在一样
We will guarantee the support
for UK farming at its current level,
本届政♥府♥让我们更放心
100%.
This government has provided
a greater degree of certainty
对农业的支持将做得
比欧盟的任何政♥府♥都好
on future support for farming
than any government in the EU,
更不用说世界上的其他地方了
let alone elsewhere in the world.
然而到目前为止
这些承诺都未兑现
[Jeremy] However, these promises
have so far rung hollow.
政♥府♥可能雄心勃勃但农民说
[journalist] The government
may be big on ambition,
资金和资源现在都很缺乏
but farmers say money and detail
right now are in short supply.
公告中有很多含糊之处
[man] There's a lot of vagueness
in those announcements.
我们不知道他们会付多少钱
We don't know
what they're gonna pay for, how much.
我要在一年、两年、五年内
So what system am I gonna be
in a year's time,
进入一个什么样的体系
in two years' time, in five years' time?
There's so much detail to be worked out.
有很多具体问题需要解决
- 在英国脱欧后
- 是的
- [journalist] Post-Brexit then.
- Yeah.
农民的日子会更好还是更糟？
[journalist] Farmers,
you better off or worse off?
更糟糕了
Worse off.
这个重大的问题
现在需要我和查理采取果断的行动
[Jeremy] This seismic issue now required
some decisive action
from Charlie and me.
我们知道您每年
将损失82000英镑的补贴