克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E05

Part 2 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

等一下我们做错了什么？
- Because--
- Well, hold on. What have we got wrong?
我认为有几件事…
Well, I think there are a couple
of things that clearly--
阿♥拉♥比卡咖啡
这点还需要我们努力
- The Arabica coffee.
- Yeah, coffee.
- 是的咖啡
- 这个地区的咖啡不是很好
- Coffee isn't great in this area.
- [Jeremy chuckling]
帽子…
- Hats...
- So I got it from...
- 帽子和短袖T恤
- 帽子和短袖T恤
Hats and T-shirts.
Hats and T-shirts? I think
they must be just down the road.
- 我想一定已经在路上了
- 越南的
不是的是越南的
我们是跟查理说的
They're Vietnamese.
- That's Charlie we're talking to.
- Ahem.
- 我们可以不要这些吗？
- 为什么？
- Can we get rid of these?
- Why?
“中国制♥造♥”
[Charlie] "Made in China."
我只是把它放上去
让它更有异国情调否则有点无聊
[Lisa] I just put that on
to make it look more exotic.
'Cause otherwise, it's a bit boring!
- 丽莎！
- 这个通过了
[Charlie] Lisa!
This one got through.
但那是他们的问题
[Charlie] But that is their problem.
There's a big wall with hats...
- 有一堵大墙都是帽子…
- 都是问题是的
短袖也是问题！
- [Lisa] Of issues, yeah.
- [Charlie] T-shirts... Yes, of issues!
在我们为餐厅做更大的规划申请时
Just while we've got this bigger planning
application in for the restaurant,
我真的认为我们要在这里好好干
I just really think
that we need to behave here.
我们不能再让他们有话可说
We can't load their gun any more.
[upbeat music]
在新建的畜棚仓这里
当牧牛人预测
[Jeremy] Over at the new barn,
the mood was much more upbeat,
母牛的生产日期时
as the beef whisperer was giving
his predictions
情绪就要乐观得多了
about when the cows
would give birth.
那头可能一个星期后就要生产
That one there,
- she's probably about a week off.
- [Jeremy] Yeah.
你看到了吗？它肚子开始鼓起来了
[Kaleb] You see how she's just
starting to bag up?
- 她的胃慢慢往上移
- 是的
Her stomach's slowly rising.
后面的那头可能也是一周后生产
[Jeremy] All right.
[Kaleb] The one behind
probably a week off as well.
我想一个星期后我们会很忙
In a week's time,
we're gonna be very busy.
准妈妈们还有了一个新玩具
[Jeremy] Also, the mum's-to-be
had a new toy.
这很酷奶牛喜欢这个
[Kaleb] This is cool. The cows love this.
我们以前的农场里也有
We had 'em on our old farm.
它们会喜欢的你之前用过吗？
And they proper get into it.
Have you ever used one?
没有
[Jeremy] Well, no...
要钻到这下面对吗？
You go underneath it, yeah?
[groans]
不错
That's good.
你把背放到这下面试试
[groans] Get your back under that,
honestly.
牛先生来了…
Mr Cow comes...
推一下
And give it a bit of a nudge.
不错！
- Ooh.
- [chuckling] Ain't it good?
Oh.
[laughs]
该死的！
- [Jeremy] Bloody hell!
- [Kaleb chuckles]
随着肉类生产线即将投产
[Jeremy] With the meat production line
about to kick in,
现在是跟进查理
there was no better time
to have a catch-up with Charlie
餐厅申请情况的最佳时机
about how the restaurant planning
application was going.
他和以往一样为我们带来了阳光
And, as ever,
he was a ray of sunshine.
- 我认为从根本上说…
- 这可不好就是这样
Well, look,
- I think fundamentally I--
- This is not gonna be good.
我有点担心
I think the bit
that I'm sort of worried about
顾问是不是真的遵守规则
is the consultees
really being by the book.
而不只是“非常感谢看起来不错”
You know, it's not just,
"Thanks, that looks all right."
他们在发表评论
They're making comment.
顾问是什么意思？他们是谁？
What do you mean, "the consultees"?
他们是环境健康专家
Who are they?
So they're environmental health,
or local highways,
或是当地高速公路部门工作人员
或者警♥察♥之类的
or the police, for example.
警♥察♥对此有何评论？
What have the police got to say about it?
怎么会有一个国家
How can you live in a country
where the police
允许警♥察♥对餐厅发表意见呢？
are allowed to have an opinion
on a restaurant?
- 等一下循环存储？
- 正确
- Hold on. Cycle storage?
- Correct.
这里所说的“规定”
- "The provision" as it says here...
- Of--
“用于停放自行车”
[Jeremy] "...for bicycle parking."
跟警♥察♥有什么关系？
What does that have to do
with the police?
他是犯罪预防设计顾问
So, he is the Crime Prevention
Design Advisor.
什么？
- What?
- That's what he does.
这就是他的工作
但如果我们不雇用骑自行车的人呢？
But if we say
we're not employing cyclists?
我不认为这行得通
I don't think
that's gonna be very helpful.
我必须包容他们吗？
Do I have to be inclusive?
尽可能地包容
As inclusive as you can be.
我是个包容的人
只是不招骑自行车的人
I mean, I am inclusive,
just not cyclists. I'm--
然后是环境卫生
Then there's environmental health.
And the AONB.
还有杰出自然风景区
他们要给杰出自然风景区
设置什么条件呢？
So the Area of Outstanding
Natural Beauty.
What conditions are they gonna put on?
还有排水
And the drainage.
所以西牛津郡区议会
So the West Oxfordshire District Council,
they're going to want to see
他们期望看到
一个防洪计划这样地表…是的
a flood-alleviation scheme
so you don't get surface--
海拔是243米距离河道数公里远
It's 800 feet above sea level,
miles from a river.
为什么他们不回信说
“我们没什么好说的？”
Why don't they just write back saying
"We've got nothing to say"?
因为人们太闲了不是吗？
Because people have got too much
time on their hands, haven't they?
好的
[groans]
[Charlie] OK.
我们不再讨论这个事了
Let's not dwell on it any more.
我们有工作要做
There is work ahead of us.
[soft music]
几天后
[Jeremy] A few days later, I got
an urgent early-morning call from Kaleb.
我在清晨接到了卡莱布的紧急电♥话♥
怎么了？
[Jeremy] What's happening?
Oh!
- 恭喜！
- 不！
[Kaleb] Congratulations!
- No!
- [Kaleb chuckles]
不可能！什么时候的事？
[Jeremy] No way! When did that happen?
- 昨晚
- 我的天啊！这是什么？
- [Kaleb] Last night.
- Oh my God! What is it?
一头小母牛犊是个女孩
[Kaleb] A little heifer calf.
That's a girl, by the way.
我知道我已经看出来了
[Jeremy] I know that. I've learnt that.
- 看看那张脸！
- 看看那张小脸
- [Jeremy] Look at that face!