克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E08

Part 4 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:59 p.m.

depends on getting this floor down.
这样周五早上就可以放厨具了
否则我们完蛋了
So the kitchen units can go
in Friday morning.
Otherwise we're done for,
you ain't gonna be open.
该死
[Jeremy] Shit.
将用作地板底部的托盘装车后
[Jeremy] Having loaded up the pallets
that would form the base of the floor,
我立即开往餐厅
I set off to the restaurant
as quickly as possible.
但是到达那里比我想象的要难
But getting there was harder
than I thought.
这可不太好
[Jeremy] Oh well, now,
this isn't very good, is it?
我在开拖拉机
但迎面来了一辆公共汽车
Because I'm in a tractor
and there's a bus coming.
噢该死
Oh shit.
理查德韦斯特
[Jeremy chuckling]
真是抱歉
Sorry about this!
干得好议会
你们把这里的方方面面都改善了
Sorry! Well done, council.
You've really improved everything here.
我相信他们有仔细考虑过这一点
Yeah, I'm not sure
they've thought this through.
[upbeat music]
用这个拉托盘还真是头回见
That's some tool, ain't it,
to bring a few pallets?
小心点别把东西弄坏了
Go careful. Don't break 'em all, then.
好的
[worker] Yeah.
慢点别弄坏了
Steady, so you don't break 'em.
行了站远点儿
他总捅娄子你知道的
Fucking 'ell. Get out of the way.
You know what he's like.
- 都卸下来了吗？
- 是的都拿到了
[Jeremy] Are they all off?
[Alan] Yeah, we got 'em now, haven't we?
我现在要倒车从这儿开出去
[Jeremy] I've gotta back this out
of here now.
你觉得现在能倒车吗？
[Alan] What do you reckon?
Can you reverse round there?
我没办法…
[Jeremy] I'm not going... Bloody hell.
This is gonna be a bit awkward, this.
该死这有点尴尬
后面…这样不行
No, 'cause if I back...
No, there's no way.
我得从前面出去我得前进不能倒车
I've got to go out forward.
I've got to go, I can't reverse.
来吧兰博基尼你能转出去的
Come on, Lambo.
You can get round here.
他肯定不会撞到那根杆子
He ain't gonna hit that post, surely?
我们打个赌
Let's have a wager.
刚巧我没碰到那根杆子
[Jeremy] As it happens,
I didn't hit the post.
因为我没能开那么远
- 'Cause I didn't get that far.
- [crashing sound]
那是什么？
- [Alan] What's that?
- [Kaleb] Wait. Whoa!
等等！停车
Ow! Stop!
- 什么？
- 该死你看这个
What?
[Kaleb] Oh fucking... Look at this.
拖车轮子上的轴承缠住了很多电线
You've wrapped a load of wire around
the bearings of the trailer's wheel.
看看你做了什么
Just look what you have done.
你看看下面的金属部分
[Kaleb] Look at all the metalwork
under there.
哦天啊
- [Jeremy] Oh shit!
- [Alan and Kaleb] Yeah!
- 是啊
- 是啊
它们缠在了刹车鼓上
[Kaleb] 'Cause it wrapped round
the drum of the brakes and everything.
那里没有金属栅栏
[Jeremy] So there's obviously
an old metal fence in there.
之前有
- [Alan] Yeah, it must have been.
- [Kaleb] Not anymore.
- 现在没了
- 没了
- It's not a fence now.
- [Kaleb] No.
你干吗不等我？
- Why didn't you just wait for me?
- Where were you?
- 我想等…老实说
- 我那时在操作装载机
- Well, honestly, I would have--
- Where were you?
- 我在操作装载机我的天
- 我被巴士堵住了
I was getting the loader.
And I almost got stuck
'cause the bus was there.
[Kaleb] Fucking hell.
艾伦让杰里米来做开始工作
Alan, let Jeremy do that.
You better get back to work.
- 你需要回去工作
- 是的
[Jeremy] Yeah, you do need
to get back to work.
Yeah, I do, 'cause we're gonna be late.
- 你为什么不等等？
- 因为我们没有时间等
- [Kaleb] Why couldn't you just wait?
- Because we haven't got time to wait.
但我们现在只能处理烂摊子
[Kaleb] Yeah, but now, we're doing this.
[upbeat music]
他们禁止我使用任何大型设备…
[Jeremy] With me banned
from all large equipment...
整个工程终于紧锣密鼓地开展了
the work finally kicked into gear.
干得好
[Jeremy] Lovely job.
查理犯起了老♥毛♥病开始打岔了
[Jeremy] Interrupted only by Charlie...
being Charlie.
谁有健康和安全政策？
Who's got the health and safety policy?
对不起他在说什么？
[Jeremy] What are you saying?
那个拿刀片的人
[Charlie] The guy with the cutting blade
应该多穿戴一些防护装备
should really have
a bit more protective kit on.
比如护目镜防火花装备手套
You know, the glasses, sparks, gloves.
You know, it's just...
- 这样…
- 他每天都这样做…
Well, he's... Er...
He does this every day of his...
我该怎么说？
What am I supposed to say to him?
"Can you wear PPE?"
- 你能带点个人防护装备吗？
- 是的
Yes.
尽管有人婆婆妈妈地担心
但并没有人断手断脚
[Jeremy] Despite Mother Hen's fears,
nobody lost their limbs.
即便如此一天结束后
我们还是大幅落后于计划
But even so, at the end of the day,
we were way behind schedule.
我们得在新草皮上铺木板是不是？
[Alan] We're gonna have to put planks
across that new turf, aren't we?
唯一的好消息是似乎没人
注意到我们在干什么
[Jeremy] The only good bit of news is
that nobody seemed to have noticed
what we were up to.
是的我还没收到议会的消息
[Jeremy] Right.
I haven't heard from the council.
非常好
So, that's good.
他们是在23小时前
收到我们要在农场中间
And it's been 23 hours
since they were informed
that they're getting
a restaurant out here
开餐馆的消息的
in the middle of our farm.
星期五
[lively country music]
第二天早上艾伦的团队
一大早就回到了现场
[Jeremy] The next morning,
Alan's team were back
at the site bright and early.
但我再次缺席
But once again, I wasn't.
因为当我离开农场院子时
Because as I was trying
to leave the farmyard,
我得到消息说旧鸡舍出了问题
I got news that there were issues
at the old hen houses.
这里应该有大约50到60只母鸡
There should be about 50
or maybe 60 hens in here.
该死
Shit.
这可不是什么好消息
That's not good news.
不是吧还有更多
Oh no. More.
确切地说是一只也没有了
[Jeremy] In fact,
there were exactly none.
狐狸根本没办法通过这里
A fox can't get through here at all.
但貂可以
A mink can.
我答应你…
然后当我往车走去…
[Jeremy] Then, as I was heading
for my car...
一切所有的一切…
小屋也出问题
Everything, everything...
丽莎告诉我水压出问题了
[Jeremy] Lisa told me there was
a problem with the water pressure.
我们可不能没有水
We cannot run out of water.
The whole prep kitchen's just out there.
厨房♥准备间就在那里
- 水压太低了
- 该死
- Oh, that's very, very low.
- [Jeremy] Shit.
仪表上关于逆向渗透的压力是多少？
[man] Is there any pressure